Snooki really wants those terrorists to hate us

Here’s Snooki walking around Miami in her new $350 sunglasses which, combined with her height of exactly two feet, somehow didn’t end in her getting plowed by a car. Then again, I’m sure Ewok fur is a bitch to get out of a radiator so everyone just drove extra careful. “Shit, was that her? Or just a sparkly armadillo? God, I hate these kids.”

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