Here’s Snooki walking around Miami in her new $350 sunglasses which, combined with her height of exactly two feet, somehow didn’t end in her getting plowed by a car. Then again, I’m sure Ewok fur is a bitch to get out of a radiator so everyone just drove extra careful. “Shit, was that her? Or just a sparkly armadillo? God, I hate these kids.”
 |
Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
Gross.
Hideous
what a stupid fucking fat cunt
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/02/hulkvsearthquake.jpg
Looks like Earthquake from WWF.
Are those sunglasses bedazzled?
Why are her glasses covered with barnacles (and her hat too) ??
When a greasy meatball like this gets face time…tv has officially jumped the shark.
Just an absurd human being in every way, shape and form…
That is just so unnessersary
Good lord she is fug
Sweet denim purse, ugh
Can someone explain me how she sees anything with those on ????
how can she see anything thru those glasses?
#6 Barnacles… LMAO
Why isn’t she smiling and making sweet love to the camera, she is getting paid out the booty. Come on you’re new money, act like it.
@who dat – that was a funny comment: “greasy meatball” Priceless!
I’d hit it….with someone else’s dick and 10 guys pushing.
She must have lost a bet.
She’s like an anthropomorphic pork dumpling….
I can’t believe those glasses were $350. It looks like she made them out of things she found in a dumpster.
What a retarded body shape.
Man this has got to be one of the ugliest creatures I have ever seen, she looks like the Wilder Beast/Sasquatch’s love(hate) child. FUG!
I offer up a challenge for all of you other straight guys out there to try and rub one out to pics of this Snookie beast.
I tried and I couldn’t do it in fact I had to beat my cock against a brick wall to even get a chubby to start with after I decided to attempt this feat.
Later,
Mitch
Those are the ugliest glasses i’ve ever seen. Not cool at all. Put them on soyouthinkyourecool.com and see
I didn’t know they were filming the new Hobbit movie in Miami
I wish she had been aborted.
She turns me on. I can’t help myself. I like my women a tad short and stacked. The olive complexion is a bonus. I’d do her from every angle in any hole she offered. Yum.
what a fucking joke all of these ‘stars’ are.
Umm… Is she having some trouble picking a wedge in pic #11? KLASSY.
Does the phrase “Full grown midget” mean anything to you guys?
She reminds me a little of Hank the Angry Dwarf (R.I.P)
No people anywhere will ever dish out more hate on us than you do Superficial writer and shut-in commentors.
she looks like the love child of jabba the hut and rosie o’donnell
haha funny “sparkly armadillo”
I still hit that!!
Pseudo fame =pseudo fashion sense.
That show and the cast need to crawl back into their hole and stay there.
Why? Who would look at those craft project overpriced glasses & buy them? Aren’t they shooting in Miami…. won’t the glare off the metal make them blinding for her & others? She looks like she is wearing parts of someone’s old halloween robot costume.
Clearly this is an example of too much money plus poor taste equals the photos above.
There is no F’ing way one can see clearly out of those glasses with those barnacles!. What is the point of wearing something that is not functional when it comes to one’s vision?
Does this person have a job? A real job? Bet not.
What a disgusting attention whore. She needs to slapped…
snooki is one of the most horrible and cheap people who came out of 2009
Please die the world is sick of you, you short fat slutty oompa-loompa
haha you americans crack me up… you find the most annoying untalented retard possible and worship them as celebrities! None of these people should be “famous”
Kate’s big claim to fame = have 8 kids wow!
Kim = have sex and get pissed on
Snooki = ummm be ugly and stupid?
Heidi = get plastic surgery
And thats just a few of your stars? haha they say the one industry the rest of the world will never compete with america in is the hollywood industry… but seriously its like your just trying to piss of the rest of the world with these “stars”
“The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we hit it.”
- Michaelangelo
Please, please people. Help me in my fight against unjustly compared Ewoks to Lil’ Miss Jersey Mess. With your help we can end the comparisons that hurt every single Ewok. I envision a future where every youngling no longer asks “Mommy, What’s a Snookie?” Make a request to your Superficial Writer to “Stop the cruelty” and end this galactic prejudice. Thank You for Your Support
The glasses are just stupid. They look like something a 5 year old would wear.
Fat, self-obessed and ugly. Perfect for this site.
What a slag.
Wierd body shape, looks like total club trash…
Those glasses are ghetto, almost as ghetto as a grille…
Keep tanning there ape girl-in 10 years you will look like Magda from There’s Something About Mary!
besides the clown-shoes this whore has on her face/head,
is that a “Dress?” I’m thinking that is a t-shirt, but she’s so short, she thinks it’s a dress? I mean, FTW?
wait a minute, did i just see her holding her “purse” like she’s Nicole Ritchie?
Did you take a look at that purse? Dollar Store.
“”The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we hit it.”
- Michaelangelo”
I like it……..how true
This little creature needs to hit the gym ASAP. She’s like 4’8 so the big fake tits don’t help. Other than that she has no shape… AND toothpick legs. Ugh, this has FAIL written all over.
Ha Ha. Shows what I know about “celebs”. Thougth this chick was a black girl.