Because God needs to work on His aim, Snooki survived a glass roof collapsing at Solo nightclub Saturday night, according to E! News:
“Its okay Vin and I are still alive. Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event!,” Snooki tweeted throughout the commotion. “We thought the dj was beatin the beat hardcore but nope,the roof couldn’t handle snooki and vin.”
Luckily, only a few clubgoers suffered minor injuries, while the majority fist pumped late into the night–Sex and the City’s Chris Noth included!
Great. So apparently Snooki’s just like a cockroach and can’t be killed. When the robot apocalypse wipes everyone out, she’ll still be scuttling around frantically searching for tanning beds. Or if she’s lucky a pizza oven, killing two birds with one stone. “Damn, that rat calzone was the bomb, yo. Now to set this sucker to 350 and get my glow on, bitches. Holla!”
Ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s quite funny looking.Is this her interpretation of being a celebitchy?
The pics do remind me on the 80′s Porky’s movies.
what’s up with the 240 Lbs. Jerry Seinfeld in the back of pic number 1?
Don’t these idiots know that everyone is laughing at them?
This bitch keeps getting fatter and fatter each week. I thought there was a recent report she slimmed down? I guess it was just an old ass photo.
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i mean she’s disgusting overall, but she has a really gross mouth/lips in particular
I am explaining to my dog right now on how revolting humans are and why they wear shirts like that with all the fake chains on it ….
Isnt she like Chilean or something in her background? Seems totally out of wack for her to act like a guidette but whatever, this shit is the best reality entertainment I’ve seen in a LONG ass time
GOT SEX TOYS?
Everyone just before commenting anything would try to think first that this is what America is heading to! An immoral, uneducated jerk like this attracts big crowds, yet few people show up to vote at election time.The show was really boring like anything, the people on it were low class bums.
woah, what did joe francis eat?
The guy in the background of 1 looks like a fat Jerry Seinfield
I have friends who live in NJ – right near the Jersey Shore – and they can’t stand the “cast” of the MTV show! They like to tell people that they’re the “real” people from JS! ;)
And *LOL* at #60!! :)
Unethical, untrained moron like this will attract large crowds, but few people vote in elections for the post of time.I have now to explain my dog hated how people are and why they are using the shirts that started it all fake.
Unethical, untrained moron like this will attract large crowds, but few people vote in elections for the post of time.I have now to explain my dog hated how people are and why they are using the shirts that started it all fake.