Because God needs to work on His aim, Snooki survived a glass roof collapsing at Solo nightclub Saturday night, according to E! News:
“Its okay Vin and I are still alive. Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event!,” Snooki tweeted throughout the commotion. “We thought the dj was beatin the beat hardcore but nope,the roof couldn’t handle snooki and vin.”
Luckily, only a few clubgoers suffered minor injuries, while the majority fist pumped late into the night–Sex and the City’s Chris Noth included!
Great. So apparently Snooki’s just like a cockroach and can’t be killed. When the robot apocalypse wipes everyone out, she’ll still be scuttling around frantically searching for tanning beds. Or if she’s lucky a pizza oven, killing two birds with one stone. “Damn, that rat calzone was the bomb, yo. Now to set this sucker to 350 and get my glow on, bitches. Holla!”