Because God needs to work on His aim, Snooki survived a glass roof collapsing at Solo nightclub Saturday night, according to E! News:
“Its okay Vin and I are still alive. Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event!,” Snooki tweeted throughout the commotion. “We thought the dj was beatin the beat hardcore but nope,the roof couldn’t handle snooki and vin.”
Luckily, only a few clubgoers suffered minor injuries, while the majority fist pumped late into the night–Sex and the City’s Chris Noth included!
Great. So apparently Snooki’s just like a cockroach and can’t be killed. When the robot apocalypse wipes everyone out, she’ll still be scuttling around frantically searching for tanning beds. Or if she’s lucky a pizza oven, killing two birds with one stone. “Damn, that rat calzone was the bomb, yo. Now to set this sucker to 350 and get my glow on, bitches. Holla!”
Taz | March 1, 2010 at 11:34 am
ALMOST!
elie | March 1, 2010 at 11:35 am
Purim is the Jewish holiday they were ‘celebrating’, not the name of the nightclub…
Duffman | March 1, 2010 at 11:36 am
From the neck up she looks like Hyman Roth (Godfather II) with hair.
www | March 1, 2010 at 11:36 am
The chick in the background in pic 7 looks like alyson hannigan…
joe littlecock | March 1, 2010 at 11:44 am
Pic 1!!! Holy shit Jerry Seinfeld got fuck fat!!!
Sport | March 1, 2010 at 12:00 pm
keep trying dammit!
Valentina | March 1, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Interesting, if Snooki had remained here in Chile chances are she could have almost died last weekend too.
hite | March 1, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Just to make sure I have figured this out; Mike Seaver mentioning God when his ex-coworker dies is bad, and an attempt to capitalize off his death. But, you mentioning God had bad aim when he didnt kill snooki is a-ok?
Double-J | March 1, 2010 at 12:12 pm
@ #5 – I’d go with Face/Off-era Travolta myself.
Merry Christmas | March 1, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Purim? Wtf is that? Jews sure take lot’s of Days Off!
Annie Loves Anal | March 1, 2010 at 12:18 pm
ALMOST ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH!
JJ Daddy-O | March 1, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Evidently the God of Abraham is pissed about this whole Jersey Shore thing…
Marko | March 1, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Those oompa-loompas are so stubby. I can’t tell where Snookie’s friend’s forearms end and upper arms begin.
French Girl | March 1, 2010 at 12:28 pm
UGLY BIATCH
French Girl | March 1, 2010 at 12:28 pm
UGLY BIATCH
Rabbit | March 1, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Hey! “Almost” just isn’t good enough! Get your bulbous ass out there and try again!
Kookie | March 1, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Messing with Sasquatch!
McFeely Smackup | March 1, 2010 at 1:14 pm
holy crap that is one unattractive chick. Fat and a face like a monkey. Her and her male companion both seem to be leaving a trail of douchebaggery behind them like a tsunami of lame.
AnonymousError | March 1, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Ugh epitome of tacky. Look at her coach blackberry case. Only lame people who are trying hard to make other lame people think they “have money” do shit like that.
salsa | March 1, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Jesus what an ugly ass circus midget!
abby | March 1, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I like the guy in the zebra print shirt with the gold chain, he is so happy to be there.
this random guy | March 1, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Who the fuck still cuts their pants at the bottom these days? Didn’t we do that back in high school? Maybe he still has an adolescent mentality. If I was spending that kinda money on clothes, I’d buy something that is tailored to fit, douche.
Carolyn | March 1, 2010 at 2:15 pm
What a ghastly woman. That dress, hair and tan make her look inhuman. It frightens me to think that people actually watch her crap on TV.
Ian | March 1, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Almost isnt good enough damn it. Next time get that fugly biatch.
Miche | March 1, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Can someone please make these people go AWAY! Your 15 minutes are up.
Dyslexic Cnut | March 1, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Dude in background looks like Jerry Seinfeld’s fat twin.
STL Hawkeye | March 1, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Looks like the roids are working for “Vin.”
See Alice | March 1, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Snooki’s useless fame was pioneered by the Fatdashians . My God, when will the vile photos end ?
Kara Jackson | March 1, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Seriously, what is going on with our country nowadays?!??!?
kingofbeer | March 1, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Holy friggen ugly fat bitch! YUCK! look at that awful fake tan crap… I wouldn’t fuck that with Bronson’s dick!
SO RIGHT | March 1, 2010 at 4:56 pm
She’s just dead set on ruining the Coach brand name, isn’t she. Ugh.
Is she in Star Wars? | March 1, 2010 at 5:33 pm
for the love of all creatures big and small, is that Snookie or a Wookie?!?!!?
Smoooochie | March 1, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Why do I want to sing the Oompa Loopa song all of the sudden?
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Who is this ugly fat brown-ass cow?
sickitten | March 1, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Love the guida banana clip. This one came so close to weaving baskets in a hut in Chile somewhere. God’s bad aim again.
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Chester | March 1, 2010 at 10:06 pm
They need to change the name of the show from Jersey Shore to Jersey Whore.
Foghat | March 1, 2010 at 10:07 pm
there’s no way that “nude” pic was her is there? it may have been orange, but the body… wasn’t this body
jose | March 1, 2010 at 11:39 pm
lol to all of these posts. Some of yall hollow bastids are funny man. I agree about the dude in the background… a fat Jerry Seinfeld/John Travola douchebag mix. And now I totally see all the Ewock comparisons hehe.
LOL Hyman Roth LOL
jose | March 1, 2010 at 11:43 pm
oh yea.. Snookis just got no upper lip lol. So shes more like an oopaloompa/ewock/hyman roth with no upper lip and with way too much concern for staying tan.
jose | March 1, 2010 at 11:46 pm
id love ot reply to all your comments cuz theyre dam funny but im too tired atm.
#41 – ya theres no way that was her body in those nudes. This girl looks like she has less of a work ethic for fitness than Kloe Kardashian.
gigi | March 2, 2010 at 12:50 am
um… how do you ‘leave Purim’? lol that WOULD make the coolest name for a club tho- awesome, thumpy mediterranean dance music… So the snookster’s a chilean jew? how blendy of her….
Narcissist | March 2, 2010 at 1:13 am
Why wasn’t Schnooki in Chile helping her people?
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