Snooki’s Still Knocking Back Diet Pills

January 18th, 2012 // 22 Comments

Back in May, a bunch of you wrote in about Snooki sucking back Zantrex diet pills, and I’ve been informed she’s still on them which explains her face in this bonus gallery we posted last week. Here I just assumed ol’ Snook was getting up early and hitting the gym everyday with JWoww (I didn’t. I didn’t at all.) then going to see her plastic surgeon a.k.a. a wood-chipper the two of them walk into between Jell-O shots.

Okay, you’re right. A wood-chipper would do much better precision work. That was uncalled for.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Snooki Team Snooki Boxing
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Fat or less fat she always looks like a piece of over accessorized shit.

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    MisterSuccint
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    Valtrex, not Zantrex.

  3. For a second there I thought those were the Klitschko brothers, which had me worried because I don’t know how to say “THROW THE FUCKING PUNCH!” in Ukrainian.

    • Venom

      They were clearly trying to emulate the Klitschko brothers except for the fact that each of them is about the size of one of the Klitschko brothers’ legs.

  4. doctor snuggles

    alot of fols, including me, would love to discuss in bed where those diet pills are good for!!

  5. JC

    Shown here: JWoww and Snooki’s plastic surgeons displaying their “Fists of Beauty” method. “We don’t even need the scalpel to make the pretty! Or the med school!”

  6. oldfool

    I’d do her- but. I’d be covered in orange paint. smell like pickles, and have several STDs.

  7. I’d pay both of those goons $1000.00 to punch her in the face.

  8. Snooki Team Snooki Boxing
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    5:00 shadow is a bitch

  9. cc

    Maybe she’s got AYDS?

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    King Diamond
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    She needs to invest in an upper lip.

  11. Wayne Rooney and Guy Richie have that look on their face that says ” I cant believe I just fucked that bitch”.

  12. Their hands are whiter than their faces because they’re wearing surgical gloves.

  13. Diet pills, eh? It’s a good start. If she really wants to lose 10 ugly pounds right quick, she could cut off her head.

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    arnieblackblack
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    Double fisting – Good! I fancy the tits off her BTW – I’d defo hit it

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    girlface
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    eww, someone left her out of the fridge too long.

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    ri
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    wow, she looks horrible.

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    KC
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    These guys need to follow through on their punches.

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    Kevin
    Commented on this photo:

    please utadpe me to her 2012 concerts in miami florida and the meet and greet gold packages, Please my daughter is dying to meet her and id love to surprise her. Thanks

  19. Dino

    Hey, Joda! Do you need smeoone to help you with Depraved tonight? I’ll be home after I finish wrangling 2 nieces and a neighbor’s kid. Please, dear jesus, bedtime.

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    Semra
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    For the same rsoaen people hate most celebrities during the height of their popularity. They are sick to death of hearing about them and having their eyes and ears raped by their work.

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    rat_mort
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    what’s up with that hairstyle, seriously!

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