Back in May, a bunch of you wrote in about Snooki sucking back Zantrex diet pills, and I’ve been informed she’s still on them which explains her face in this bonus gallery we posted last week. Here I just assumed ol’ Snook was getting up early and hitting the gym everyday with JWoww (I didn’t. I didn’t at all.) then going to see her plastic surgeon a.k.a. a wood-chipper the two of them walk into between Jell-O shots.
Okay, you’re right. A wood-chipper would do much better precision work. That was uncalled for.
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