Snooki’s in the WWE Now

By: The Superficial / March 31, 2011

When you’re a midget your career options are severely limited. You either play an Ewok, join the circus, do porn, or become a prop for the WWE. So since Snooki knocked that first one out at birth, here she is lending her credibility and star power to the WrestleMania XXVII press conference. I say credibility and star power sarcastically of course because everyone sat around wondering who took a shit on the stage then put a “Brunette Mafia” shirt on it. Cena? Did you do this? You hilarious bastard. Get over here and let me give you a noogie.

SERIOUS NOTE: I’m by no means a wrestling fan, or in the business of blowing sunshine up celebrity asses, but sincere props to John Cena for visiting over 200 Make-a-Wish kids. I’m not pointing any fingers here, but Angelina Jolie or Madonna would’ve only shown up to steal the foreign-looking ones.

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