When you’re a midget your career options are severely limited. You either play an Ewok, join the circus, do porn, or become a prop for the WWE. So since Snooki knocked that first one out at birth, here she is lending her credibility and star power to the WrestleMania XXVII press conference. I say credibility and star power sarcastically of course because everyone sat around wondering who took a shit on the stage then put a “Brunette Mafia” shirt on it. Cena? Did you do this? You hilarious bastard. Get over here and let me give you a noogie.
SERIOUS NOTE: I’m by no means a wrestling fan, or in the business of blowing sunshine up celebrity asses, but sincere props to John Cena for visiting over 200 Make-a-Wish kids. I’m not pointing any fingers here, but Angelina Jolie or Madonna would’ve only shown up to steal the foreign-looking ones.
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Say what you will about snooki, but I think she has a cute face, and if she lost a few she would be very attractive. Also if she stopped talking about her bowel movements.
i bet she just destroys toilets…
I think that is true… if you just saw a picture of her you would say she is not that bad.
But if you interacted with her for about 4 seconds she immediately becomes really ugly.
Have you thought about writing her from prison? She might like that.
I think she’s adorable. gross, beyond herpes-filled, but adorable.
It’s all in the attitude.
This could be good news. WWE employees tend to die young.
What a total asshole. I mean… a funny asshole, but asshole nonetheless.
The blogger forgot to mention the midget porn option. It’s always on the table for this little gnome.
Fixed.
There is also my personal favorite, midget bowling, which like wrestling apparently involves getting pinned.
Kids are smart enough to not make wishes to be abducted by crypt keepers and their lobotomized lovers. Lets be real here
i would tune in to this event, only to see somebody scissor kick this troll in the head.
Her lack of a neck suggests that she has already endured a pile driver.
Some greasy loser must have donkey punched her too hard. Hard to blame him.
good for John Cena! Now let’s work on his rampant homophobia!
John Cena’s job involves two or more guys in speedos with oiled up chests throwing each other around. Yup, nothing gay about that. Half of his homophobic rants involve gay things he is going to do with the Rock. John Cena is the gayest homosexual in the WWE.
Not that there is anything wrong with that…
I don’t follow wrestling either, but if his anti-gay rants are on-camera, then it’s probably part of the act. And good for him helping out the kids.
Makes sense her tryin wrasslin. NASCAR too. In fact i see a country album in her future. Appeal to those too retarded to hang on to their money.
Oh I forgot: “Wrasslin” is for country hicks. Maybe that’s why Madison Square Garden-in NEW YORK-sells out when these guys show up. Or that the owner of the company is from *drumroll please* Connecticut.
true not all country hicks are in the south. upstate ny only an hour north of the jersey line, it’s like freakin dixie
Banjos and the whole 9? Damn.
when honky tonk man came to the garden (80s) he broke a guitar over someone’s head in the ring. does that count?
That counts.
That font is so 1978.
Only classy broads use Arial Black Narrow.
Does that shirt says Tourette?
Hopefully the next step will be someone throwing her off the top of a ladder into a pile of fluorescent light tubes.
That’s really all I know about professional wrestling.
kudos to John Cena.
also Snooki doesn’t look disgusting in this photo. She still is not sexually interesting to me though.
Do you remember when King Kong Bundy beat the shit out of a midget?
Nothing like a big, fat, blob of flesh destroying a stumpy little midget.
Snookie can replicate that by herself.
OK, who over-inflated the blow up doll?
I wanna fuck this midget ass and pussy thank you very much!
Picture #5 pretty much sums up the whole thing.
Hunter and Taker could always use her as a muscle ball to warm up before their match.
Don’t like Cena, like most people I’ve Cena-nuf, but; he is a stand up guy when it comes to doing charity work. And unlike alot of celebrities, some of which Fish has already mentioned, he keeps most of what he does quite.
sadly i bet that’s her O-face
Her a K$sha should do lesbian porn together and charlie sheen should be forced to watch a narrate.
All that loot she’s getting from Vinnie Mac for this and she had to resort to visiting the arts and crafts section at Walmart to make that top.
Or maybe he’s paying her in hydrocodone and cheeseburgers, who knows.
My guess is they plan on harvesting the oil this pig oozes to shine up their wrasslers real nice.
In the WWE? I thought dwarf throwing was now against federal hate crime law?
Can’t they get Sheamus (the really white Irish guy) to run in and hit her with a pipe?
You must be *this tall* to ride the Cena ride. Whee!
‘Oh my God, I DO smell like farts!’
“everyone sat around wondering who took a shit on the stage then put a ‘Brunette Mafia’ shirt on it.” OMG, I can’t believe I just read that!!! LMAO
Even Snooki is bored with Snooki at this point.
…and yet they buy pants with the same size waist.
“Thank God I have that chicken leg I stuffed in here earlier”
what does that say on her shirt?
midgette mafia ?
I think she should wrestle as “The Crack of Doom.” There, I said it.
God, I want to fist her.
Is her finishing move the Fist Pump or whatever thy thing is called? I’m sure she’s used to that.
She looks like a female Super Mario, gunt and all.
It’s the EWOK and WOOKIE offspring making the news again. This bitch offers nothing to the world except Star Wars Nerds who now know that SNOOKIE is an EWOK/WOOKIE offspring
I assume somewhere a Blonde Mafia is trying to figure out which mall they need to go to to buy her a pair of concrete shoes??
The four celebrities that have visited over 200 kids are all NASCAR drivers and WWE wrestlers? Do non-hilbillly kids not get terminal diseases any more?
Is so happy this is not an April Fools joke, and that the mini goddess is actually going to be wrestling in two days’ time!
What do Snooki, Rebecca Black, and Ke$ha have in common?
They are all unbelievably, extremely lucky people who have become famous and rich just by being in the right place at the right time, through no hard work or talent of their own.
So I know that Snooki is still… Snooki, but I have to say, she’s cute. In the face.
………so just be glad these girls are born & light up america!!
I hope this means she’s gonna train and take her vitamins. ;)
Wild Snorlax appears!
I’d hit it….
With a club until it stopped moving.
WWE, wow.. “The Jersey Shore” celebs are going up the hill.
Does Anyone Notice Mike From The Real World Is The Guy Smiling In The Background?
I LOVE SNOOKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!