Snooki Worries She’ll Be A Bad Mom, Calls Lamaze ‘Bullsh*t’
In a new interview with In Touch, Snooki reveals she’s worried about being a bad mom even though she’s technically been one the minute she decided to carry a child to term inside her Stromboli box. She shouldn’t be worrying as much as preparing for how horribly she’s going to ruin this kid, is my point:
I’m nervous that I’m not going to be a good mom,” she admits to In Touch. “I just really hope I know what I’m doing!”
The reality star says being pregnant has been crazier than a night out at the Jersey Shore! “At the Shore you’re going to hook up, get into a fight or go to jail. You only have three options. But being pregnant you have no idea what’s going on!”
Even better, she thinks giving birth is just like on TV:
“Lamaze is bull****,” she says. “They teach you how to breathe. Are you really going to be worrying about how to breathe when you’re having a baby? No! You’re going to be screaming and throwing s***.”
Tell me I’m not the only one who thought she meant throwing the baby when she said throwing shit. That was literally the first thing that popped into my head followed by Snooki stealing a speeder bike and leading Imperial troops away from Han and Leia so they can blow up the deflector shield. Haha! Her feet can’t reach the pedals.