Snooki Won’t Wear Bikinis, ‘A One Piece is More Provocative’

July 27th, 2010 // 257 Comments

Mmm. And how…

In a new interview with People, Snooki reveals why she wouldn’t wear a bikini during the filming of Jersey Shore Season 2 and surprisingly the answer doesn’t involve the words, “I’m a porky little Ewok,” so prepare yourself for some bullshit:

“I would rather wear a sexy one-piece whether I am heavy or down to 90 pounds,” Snooki, 22, tells PEOPLE. “I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me.”

I think she’s confusing the term “provocative” with “capable of hiding a stromboli.” I could be wrong.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Lisa
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    She just made a wrong choice in that swimsuit. Nothing wrong with having some extra pudge, but that swimsuit is designed for a woman with beautiful curves with a sexy stomach. A tankini would have been a much better option.

  2. Bored with life
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    That’s because she’s an ugly, fat, pig!

  3. jorel
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  4. kutu is a b*tch
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    I like snooki and anyone who is not from america comes here bc their country has NOTHING

  5. Abby

    she is not fat, just because she is not a size 0 doesnt mean she is a fat pig. people need to relize women have curvs and she is very short and has a short waist, she doesnt have the “model” body(long waist and no hips)

  6. i loled

    this fat cow is 22? she looks like shes fuckin 45 looool STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH TASTY CAKES

  7. ryeguy
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    Somewhere in New Jersey there is a Krispy Kreme owner thanking his lucky stars that this fat cow is keeping him in business. Amazing that her and the “Jersey Shore” crew is something of interest to people to watch. Must be the train wreck to come that everyone is waiting to see happen.

  8. -

    seriously guys, why should every girl in this world be skinny? other people’s bodies are NOT your business.
    and being skinny isn’t usually hot. you have to have something to grab.

  9. Jerome 'danny' Miatta
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    Snooki, don’t listen to these clowns, babe. Your fat ass is HOT. These hateful trolls are just crying because they haven’t had their face sat on by you recently enough.

  10. Jimmy-James
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    start vomiting.

  11. mmm sure
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    I dont care what you all have to say. Im sure she wouldnt touch any of you anyways.

    I on the other hand would fuck the shit out of her. She is adorable

  12. me.
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    okay, seriously guys.. she doesn’t look particularly massive or insanely ugly. she just looks like one of the regular looking people you see on the beach who are a little uneasy with their body but is making the best of it. Basically, she might say it is because they are more sexy, but seriously when you get interviewed by a magazine your not gonna be like, oh yeah basically i am too self concious to wear a bikini. Also who, who has commented can say they have the perfect body? not cool guys not cool.

    oh and p.s I’m not fat so you can’t say i’m just saying this because I am. I’m saying it cause I think you’re all being unfair.

  13. Snooki Lover

    Mmmm …. Snooki


  14. Sven
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    This chick may be stupid as he’ll most of the time, but her body is rockin’. She’s got some nice fucking titties on her.

  15. Sven
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    People will always hate cause they nothing better to do with their time. Who the fuck cares?

    Snooki may not be ideal for most guys, but seriously, none of you will ever see or even fuck a celeb, even one as low on the totem pole as Snooki.

    But seriously, I’d fuck Snooki and her friend next to her. Got some nice fucking titties on both of them.

  16. Dan
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    Everybody look’s good in bikini fat people speical needs some old people but not skinny bones people like stupid people like.

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