Mmm. And how…
In a new interview with People, Snooki reveals why she wouldn’t wear a bikini during the filming of Jersey Shore Season 2 and surprisingly the answer doesn’t involve the words, “I’m a porky little Ewok,” so prepare yourself for some bullshit:
“I would rather wear a sexy one-piece whether I am heavy or down to 90 pounds,” Snooki, 22, tells PEOPLE. “I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me.”
I think she’s confusing the term “provocative” with “capable of hiding a stromboli.” I could be wrong.
Photos: Splash News
I’m trying to imagine her naked but my brains are refusing! But her bathing-suit is an interesting piece of design.
These kind girls have to make it up with the brains.
The skin looks still smooth though.
whathehell?
……..JUST TELL PEOPLE YOU’RE PREGNANT.
…………………PLEASE SHOW YOUR TOTAL BODY!!
(Hustler Magazine?)
small, alot of meat & BIG TITS:
………………MY CUP OF TEA, folks!!
That’s not even human!
This OnePiece would have been much better:) hahaha
http://www.onepiece.co.uk
……….she is black?
Stop MESSING WITH SASQUATCH!
Snooki? more like Snacky!
she would actually look better in a bikini
I think she is honestly one of the ugliest “human” beings I have ever seen. To say she looks like a troll is a massive understatement
She could afford to lose some pounds damn she a chubchub. Never knew how fat she was until these photos
are you serious? um you are acting as if you are 16 my age and i don’t even do that, haven’t you realized that no everyone is stick thin, i aint skinny nor fat yet we all have improvements, even you, so fix your problems before you judge others, dont hate cos you aint :)
firstly, please learn how to write english correctly before attacking other people! Secondly, what is wrong with stating the obvious; she can too afford the loss of a few pounds!!! Its not like she isnt making beaucoup money… I believe its safe to say a personal trainer is within the budget!
jabba the hut?
Yuck. Who is this sick pig, and why is she famous?
For being a fat-ass? I heard this chick thinks she’s hot shit!
.. Stupid sluts, and their superficial drama.
I want to kill the director/producer who came up with this Jersey Shore concept because this pork is giving people who live in Jersey a bad fuckin name.
Bet her asshole smells like diesel fuel
i can see that cookie diet is working well for her.
*giggle*
She better stay out of the water becasue a Japanese whaling boat may throw a harpoon into her
I just threw up in my mouth after seeing two of snooki’s pics.
I just threw up in my mouth again. It actually is better than seeing snooki.
I just threw up in my mouth and it is better than seeing pictures of snooki. I guess she can’t call herself Fudgie the Whale. Carvel took that name a long time ago. A Fudgie the Whale right about now would be better then snooki anytime.
Snooki is a fat ass pice of trash!!! never could stand her!!!
god dammit. wat a fucking fat fucking cunt. i cant believe some of you guys actually would stick ur dick in that! such a fat ass clown. she needs to be harpooned and sold as whale meat cuz she’s a fat ass CUNT.
OMG someone buy her some LIPOSUCTION!!!
Snooki! Wear a two piece and show that wonderful Palo Santo toned tummy of yours!!!
Seriously – there are many of us who find your curves to be gorgeous!
u guys are cracking me the F*^% UP! Danny Divito?? oompa loompa? retard ewok? Bahhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha! ROTF!
Just wait until her career is over and needs revival: She will discard her false modesty and be begging to pose in a men’s magazine to get out of the trailer park.
This chic isn’t “real” – she’s a spoiled little bitch who doesn’t know the definition of “reality”. I hope she always has access to money, because take off the nails, makeup and designer clothes she’s just a fat little no shape mutt with a horrible personality.
REAL girls and women exercise and don’t need all the glamour to attract a guy. GIRL – GET HEALTHY and LOSE SOME WEIGHT because you look gross.
Snooki looks better than 90% of the women you see on the beach. Her one piece may not be provocative, but at least she’s not looking super trashy in a tiny bikini. She may be curvier than the average anorexic celeb, but she’s definitely not fat. And her legs look great.
The people that go online to bash girls for their weight are obviously insecure. We need to embrace curvy celebs, because they show other girls that it’s okay to have a real body. Otherwise, you’re no better than The Situation!
what beaches are you going to>>???
Oink Oink,
She shure iz haught… If my sister wuzn’t better lukin than Souie? That is her name itn’t Souie litlle pig Souie? Man I’d luv to snuggle up to tha pig trough
wif her but she wood problee nudge me outa the way…
Did she look ina mirror when she tried this on? Shes way too fat to be wearing that bathing suit
When I saw this pic, I threw-up. She looks so disgusting
She’s a walrus skank.
Well, now I don’t have to wonder what an oompaloompa in a one piece looks like. Pardon me why I core out my eyes with a spork.
At least she’s in the water. The salt will help clean out the nasty.
her and the old man behind her have something in common…
Someone else said it: “Heat in the winter, shade in the summer.”
I mean, if you forget all the outrageous crap Snooki’s said and done (my Norwegian Forest cat is more Italian than she is)… it’s a simple case of “more cushion for the pushin.” Though I wish the paparazzo had shot from the other side and given us a full profile of the tall girl behind her sporting major fun bags.
HUUURGHHH,
opps, sorry i think i have puked in my mouth.
As disgusting as Snooki is, she wouldn’t have sex with me, and that’s why I drink.
When, oh when, are this little, dumpy troll’s 15 minutes of fame going to be over, already? I just do not understand for the life of me why she and her pack of greasy cohorts from “Jersey Shore” are even famous. The other ones don’t bother me as much as Snooki does, though. She looks like an Oompa Loompa, and has an obviously delusional, over-inflated opinion of herself. She claims that she wears one piece bathing suits because they make guys “want to see more of her”? Seriously? Why not just be honest, Snooki, and admit that you’re a chubby, little piggy with rolls of greasy, orange fat that you’re trying to conceal, and THAT’S why you wear one piece bathing suits? It’s not like the rest of us are blind, and haven’t noticed your weight problem. Believe me, NO ONE “wants to see more” of you. At all. In fact, I think I can speak for pretty much everyone in the free world when I say that we’re totally ready for you to crawl back under the rock you came from, never to be heard from, and (hopefully) never seen again.
I say Snooki go on with your bad self! You look great
what the fuck is “snooki” and why the fuck are people taking pictures of it
this is revolting!
Snooki, I hope you embrace the beauty you possess. Not everyone looks the same for a reason, we are all meant to embrace the beauty we possess. Haters gonna hate yo.
Yes, she is fat, but only by TV standards. If she were in person, not flattened by the camera TV lens, she would just be chubby. The “attractive” TV women look sickly in person…
Judge her because she is ridiculous and trashy, not because she looks like the average beer swilling college kid, you are all so superfi…oh, never mind ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SMJj8tz_w0
OH..MAN PEOPLE CAN RUN THERE MOUTH….LET HER BE YOU GUYS ARE JUST A BUNCH OF HATERS…. LIVE LIFE SNOOKIE…ENJOY EVERY MINUTE!!!
HATERS…HATERS…JUST ENJOY LIFE WITH OUT ALL THAT NEGATIVISM DAMMMMMMM… :)
Man- I been fappin to this sweet Italiano mo-fano so hard I hurts ma dick. Man she has one fine body- somthin that needx a Nergah’s lovin.
Oh yeah- she gots the Negrah body. Damn fo schizzle.
im a size 0 and I like snooki she seems to be the best one on the show.
Like a ball of fun !
Did I just read someone applauding Shitti for being “real”? I guess once you look past the hair extensions, the authentic “Italian-ish” accent, and that subtle shade of “Dodge Charger Orange” her skin radiates in the , then yeah, you have to be refreshed by her realness. I mean, you gotta be happy for all her sucess. One day, you’re just an anonymous nobody making chocolate for Gene Wilder, and 73 DP’s later, you’re a TV star. And she did it all despite the her debilitating mental retardation. I guess life really is like a box of chocolates… Don’t think so? Just scroll back up to the pic- now tell me she’s not a half-second away from drooling on herself and asking for a hug.