Mmm. And how…
In a new interview with People, Snooki reveals why she wouldn’t wear a bikini during the filming of Jersey Shore Season 2 and surprisingly the answer doesn’t involve the words, “I’m a porky little Ewok,” so prepare yourself for some bullshit:
“I would rather wear a sexy one-piece whether I am heavy or down to 90 pounds,” Snooki, 22, tells PEOPLE. “I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me.”
I think she’s confusing the term “provocative” with “capable of hiding a stromboli.” I could be wrong.
Photos: Splash News
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 12:10 pm
fish you sick fuck put a star over that stomach! and a WARNING
ahahaha | July 27, 2010 at 12:24 pm
lmao!
RoboZombie | July 27, 2010 at 3:54 pm
LMFAO! Comment of the freakin’ day.
Cock Dr | July 27, 2010 at 12:44 pm
This mini cow appears to be correct. The suit does seem to be provacative. It’s provoking a lot of revulsion.
horn dog | July 27, 2010 at 2:22 pm
@cock dr hahaha right on!
…my sushi suddenly tastes like sun-dried whale blubber
bob | July 27, 2010 at 12:57 pm
you sick bastard
ItseffingME | July 27, 2010 at 1:59 pm
She has no business being on a beach, unless it’s to get her whale ass rolled back into the ocean. What an incredibly unattractive girl.
russ | July 27, 2010 at 2:27 pm
I know women come in all shapes and sizes but what body type is this exactly?
ana | July 28, 2010 at 8:10 pm
i think shes an hourglas i heavy one lmao
StingStungme | August 4, 2010 at 12:52 am
All of you guys are cracking me the hell up!
SpaghettiCat | July 27, 2010 at 2:31 pm
This is my reaction to that photo —–>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU
justme | July 27, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Danny DeVito?
Spanky McWankington | July 29, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Shes a porky little thing, thats for sure. Heat in the winter, shade in the summer.
Who’s the tall melonball owner with her?
WestCoast | July 30, 2010 at 1:56 am
HAHAHAHHA – i think this is all so funny the comments all of you write on here – Snooki and the others from Jersey Shore are a product of the American Reality Show dream — all you deadbeats who write these dumb ass comments about her only make her more popular and wish just wish you had the opportunity to be on tv and make the FAT cash she does…hahahaa ‘l’m not american BUT i love watching the American Dream from afar on the WestCoast in Vancouver – she must be laughing her FAT Ass all the way to the bank with her FAT cash – tough shit the economy sucks for the rest you BUT not THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahhahahahah i love the USA!!!!!!!!!
Fuxy | July 31, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Snooki? Is.. is that you? How many hours a day do you troll the internet looking for articles and pictures of yourself?
Jessica | July 30, 2010 at 8:54 am
LMFAO!!!! OMG I am in tears!! Funnest comment I heard all week!
Maxi Puss | August 3, 2010 at 3:56 am
It’s just like a horizontal second vagina.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 12:11 pm
one word snooki–sit ups! and lots of em
Rush | July 27, 2010 at 12:37 pm
by my count, “sit ups” = two words.
nevertheless, someone needs to take that football and play fetch with this heifer for three or four hours so she can work some of that off.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 12:40 pm
nothing gets by you.. besides a wisecrack ;D
Anon | July 27, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Haha. good comeback.
That Guy | July 27, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Never realized how fat the bitch is
Joe | July 29, 2010 at 12:09 am
She looks pretty normal. She’s nothing special either way and certainly not worth such emotional responses. Now her “personality” on the other hand . . .
You’d think you guys had just seen Rosanne Barr naked or something. Small wonder so many girls have issues with their bodies.
Enjoy the hate addiction boys. Have another.
michael | July 30, 2010 at 4:31 am
No kidding. She’s not going to win any beauty pageants with that body, but I’d take her down…maybe after a couple of beers haha.
But seriously, she’s not obese guys, give her a break. As short as she is, a few extra pounds shows up worse and is probably that much harder to lose. I’d be willing to put money down that says most of the people putting her down are overweight themselves and simply deflecting.
StingStungme | August 4, 2010 at 12:53 am
Normal? She looks like a bloated Oompa Loompa!
snookalicious | July 27, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Hmmm…provoking me to puke in my mouth, maybe….
Jimmy | July 27, 2010 at 12:13 pm
YOU GUYS LIKE THAT TUMMY. You wish you could shoot your load on it !!!!!!!!!!
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 12:34 pm
ewww lol thank god they weren’t at gunnison beach/sandy hook………..
elephantman | July 28, 2010 at 1:05 am
could not agree more! she is a pig! what rock did she climb from under?
Georgeo | July 27, 2010 at 12:37 pm
I’d love to shoot a load of .50 cal into it, if that’s what you mean.
yesss | July 27, 2010 at 1:18 pm
i would cum on that tummy
Susan | July 27, 2010 at 12:15 pm
SNL, news bit, hairy-chested guy impersonating Snooki: “I have so many public appearances sometimes I have to just send out this” and holds up an orange safety cone with a black wig on top. ’nuff said.
Praz | July 27, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Meh, too easy
Rob | July 27, 2010 at 12:16 pm
F.U.P.A. No sorry honey , it’s called your fat .
Taz | July 27, 2010 at 12:16 pm
My eyes hurt
LittleMiss | July 27, 2010 at 12:17 pm
what a stupid question to ask. Isn’t it obvious why she doesn’t wear a bikini.
loser | July 27, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! Fat nasty cunt!!
danielle | July 27, 2010 at 12:17 pm
who cares if she is a bigger girl. good for her for not giving a shit. she is REAL. Not some fake piece of plastic who gets full off of one peanut.
sugar | July 27, 2010 at 12:20 pm
agreed
good job speaking up
pimp | July 27, 2010 at 12:28 pm
she can get full on my nut…
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 12:25 pm
thank you kelly clarkson–a simple excuse for never exercising
WTFever | July 27, 2010 at 12:26 pm
I love when people make it sound like yor choices are either to be this fat porker, or anorexic plastic. Tell us, just how fat are you?
danielle | July 27, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Pretty fat.
Reality | July 27, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Yeah, good for her for being a disgusting fat blob. It takes real skills and guts to eat shit and avoid exercise at all costs. I guess all those other in-shape, attractive women I’ve seen are “fake” woman.
Oh, and I’m curious as to how someone who has more orange than a Cheetohs bag can be considered “real” in any way…
Mcfeely Smackup | July 27, 2010 at 12:38 pm
so it’s ok that she’s fake and gives a shit about her fake orange spray on tan, and whatever that is that passes for Jersey fashion, but morbidly obese that’s being “real”?
It’s funny how you can tell so much about people by the comments they leave. The fat chicks all say “good for you, being a fat tub of goo is REAL”. the normal (yes, not being FAT is NORMAL) people say “gross”.
Georgio | July 27, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Please do not use the word “real” when describing anyone from an MTV “reality” show. Thank you.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 12:44 pm
and please, she’s NOT FROM JERSEY. none of them are.
Anonymous | July 27, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Gotta love it when idiots defend people like Snooki for being big. Yeah, good for her for being big at her young age, never working out, drinking and smoking all hours of the day.
People who actually have a sound diet should be ashamed.
Cher X | July 27, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Yeah, most people don’t look good in a bikini, but she makes stupid comments and thinks she’s all that, that’ makes her unattractive.
Also…..the tanning….she’s gonna be so wrinkly.
your conscience | July 27, 2010 at 8:48 pm
seriously, danielle.
no wonder teenage american girls are overwhelmingly anorexic. it doesn’t seem to matter what size you are; if you’re bigger than a 0 you get ridiculed. makes me wonder how many of the people who left shitty comments are UGLY OR FAT THEMSELVES. you know what? IT DOESN’T MATTER. props to the girl for GOING to the beach! who cares if she chooses to wear a one piece? i can only imagine the nasty comments y’all would leave if she had indeed worn a bikini. i think she looks FUCKING HOT!
Gary | July 28, 2010 at 3:41 pm
right, danielle — because everytime the fish posts a shot of a “real” woman like, say, christina hendricks, a vast majority of the comments are all “eww, gross” and totally not “good GOD that woman is hot!” (that’s sarcasm, stupid).
just to remind you, guys do love a girl with curves, but this human cheese doodle needs to be reminded regularly that she’s some flash in the pan, upstate NY hick who’s absolutely hideous on both the outside and in.
Nerd | July 28, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Fucking genius. Well said Gary.
Savalas | July 27, 2010 at 12:17 pm
That’s it – leave something to the imagination. I fantasize just thinking what’s behind that bulge in her lower abdomen.
Maybe a whole turkey? Mmmmm….
Ms. Rosen | July 27, 2010 at 12:19 pm
More like: a one piece keeps the blubber from spilling out and hurting small children
Rick | July 27, 2010 at 12:20 pm
A one-piece is a terrible look for Jerome Bettis.
Anexio | July 27, 2010 at 12:21 pm
I’d rather do, (missionary style of course), Oliver Stone than Snookie.
Mmmmmm, Olie Stone, now there’s some good bangin’!
froghammer | July 27, 2010 at 12:22 pm
It’s provoking lots of thoughts. Such as:
Why in the world does she think it makes anyone want to see more of her?
and
Better get the toothbrush ready because I’m about to Jersey Shore all over the place.
Just A Horny Dude | July 27, 2010 at 12:25 pm
These Jersey Shore skanks are disgusting. First Amy Wino and now these losers. Why do you subject us to such trash???
Bmurphy72 | July 27, 2010 at 12:28 pm
She is just in the way of that chic behind her
M | July 27, 2010 at 12:29 pm
This little hog is going to be a clone of George Costanza’s mom in like 40 years.
havoc | July 27, 2010 at 12:31 pm
And yet, people are knocking each other over to take her picture EVERY FUCKING DAY.
Stop it.
.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 2:12 pm
someone took this picture too, doesnt mean it belongs at the shore:
http://www.tsweekly.com/images/stories/Volume11_Issue22/Upfront-Pig.jpg
skip | July 27, 2010 at 12:32 pm
man i never realized how fat she was. id still hit.
Georgeo | July 27, 2010 at 12:39 pm
I’d hit it.
With a baseball bat.
skip | July 27, 2010 at 4:06 pm
you better chop down some red woods and sequoias and rent out a saw mill for that bat.
lynn | July 27, 2010 at 11:21 pm
@Georgeo and Skip – OMG FUCKING PRICELESS!!!
ZigZagZoey | July 27, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Is she black?
elephantman | July 28, 2010 at 1:08 am
EESH! she is just flat out GROSS! I’d hit it and leave it! for sure with a condom!
peace out!
K
Viv | July 27, 2010 at 12:37 pm
I envy her for showng her stuff with such confidence. She’s not fat, she’s more of a woman
Georgeo | July 27, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Spoken like a true fat woman.
Teabagger (think balls, not politics) | July 27, 2010 at 12:44 pm
this.
Reality | July 27, 2010 at 12:41 pm
I see the Superficial has turned into a fattie support group. And uhh yeah, she IS fat. See that stomach trying to escape that one-piece? See those thighs the size of tree trunks?
Sorry but eating a good diet and exercising and caring for your body makes you more of a woman than doing the complete opposite and letting your body go to shit.
Teabagger (think balls, not politics) | July 27, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Not to mention this fat pig doesn’t have a job & lives at the beach. That’s how the greaseballs stay yoked on that show. JWow goes to the gym all the time. What’s this piggy’s excuse?!? She gets $$$$ to essentially do nothing – yet she chooses to take “nothing” to previously unknown extremes!
You’d think that if it was your job to go to the beach every day you could find the time to get your fat ass on a treadmill a couple times a week. It’s not that hard, really.
Cock Dr | July 27, 2010 at 12:56 pm
The SW has certainly not turned into a ‘”fattie support group”.
Look how many people have posted regarding this waxed Ewok. The SW posts things (often HORRIBLE to the retinas) that will get the clicks.
Lenny | July 27, 2010 at 10:53 pm
You’re right Viv, she’s not fat. She a tank on small wheels.
lily | July 27, 2010 at 12:39 pm
I love women with curves. I think it is the sexiest thing ever. That being said….she looks like a pig.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 12:53 pm
HAHAHAHAHA had me going there for a sec.. :DD
PostmortemG | July 27, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Good one, lady. =D
Teabagger (think balls, not politics) | July 27, 2010 at 12:40 pm
The photo evokes the image of J-Wow taking her pet Pygmy gorilla for a walk.
@the “at least she’s real!” comments made by obviously fat chicks, allow me to retort:
Are you fucking kidding me with that shit? “snookie” has a fake tan, hideous nails, waxes her mustache, and isn’t even really Italian! Te only thing “real” about this bitch is her flabby disgusting FUPA and saggy tits. She’s the “two o’clock fox” for the authentic greaseballs on that show for when their cheese fails to land them shabby club pussy.
Real – bitch please. The only thing “real” about snookie besides her flab is her herpes/hep C/syphilis/crab infestation – that shit’s real.
Sunidaze | July 27, 2010 at 12:47 pm
She isn’t from New Jersey either! lol
Rodham | July 27, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Oink
Lloyd | July 27, 2010 at 12:43 pm
MMMMM….give me Snooki and a bag of fucking pork rinds and im a happy man………nevermind…….just give me the pork rinds!!!!
Reality | July 27, 2010 at 12:44 pm
I look forward to the day that Snooki’s imminent skin cancer is the only reason she’s in the news.
stinky mcpoop | July 27, 2010 at 12:46 pm
You can also hide a can of Kool-Whip in a one-piece. I’d like to see J-Wow try that in her 2-piece. Maybe she can tuck it in next to her penis.
Play ball Snooki, you displaced Eskimo.
Mr. Ridiculous | July 27, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Who let that f****n skank on camera?
Anonymous | July 27, 2010 at 12:52 pm
DAMN…even her vagina has fat rolls.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 1:09 pm
pmsl~
ugh hope she never reads this site, now i wish i could think of something good to say about her too. like well……. um…. nice football?
ran | July 27, 2010 at 1:16 pm
oh my , COTTAGE cheese can be held in by a rubberband
boss | July 27, 2010 at 1:21 pm
i would fuck her all nightt shes a 10
Ted | July 27, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Hey, look at the pigskin! And she’s holding a football.
Randal(l) | July 27, 2010 at 1:26 pm
first oliver stone, then this baby gorilla. If your goal was to make sure I never get another erection, mission accomplished
Randal(l)
rickardo | July 27, 2010 at 1:28 pm
hi.la.ri.ous!
RasputinsLiver | July 27, 2010 at 1:29 pm
*
YIKES!!
Snooki happily says, “this little piggy went to the beach. This little piggy made people cry. This little piggy made people blind.”
*
quake | July 27, 2010 at 1:37 pm
She poops custard.
Meathead | July 27, 2010 at 1:38 pm
yeeeeeaaaa shes “real” this cunt isn’t even itailian but claims it everyday, claims shes not a whore and doesn’t sleep around….yet she’ll spread her legs for anyone willing, her exact words i think were “if something happens I’m not gonna tell em’ to get off” too bad nobody wanted to thrw her the sausage…and thats bad if you are a brawd and can’t get laid at the shore of all places. this filthy lil pig is disgusting in every way. and that whine/yelp she does make my stomach turn every time.
PS Again snooks you are NOT itailian and never will be!!!!
Sardonic | July 27, 2010 at 1:39 pm
That’s one scary ass gunt under construction.
HackSaw | July 27, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I’d hit it.
RasputinsLiver | July 27, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Of course you would.
Ugh... | July 27, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Hey “Snooki”, you know what’s even more provocative? Not breathing! You should go for that…
dream on. | July 27, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Is she black? Or just too tanned?
Jon | July 27, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Being black or not, is the least of her problems. Someone get this girl into one of those medievil torture devices that stretches your body and limbs out. Short AND fat wow. Why is she famous again? Oh right, that crap show I don’t watch. Hmm.
Lenny | July 27, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Short, fat and dumb is no way to go through life.
jlylec | July 27, 2010 at 2:18 pm
she really does look like a fat retarded ewok…that was the first thing i thought before reading the article…well second…first was ‘jesus fucking christ gross’
Jon | July 27, 2010 at 2:19 pm
WTF WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Why post this why why why?
jumpin_j | July 27, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Ooompa loompa, doopettee doo,
I’ve got a another riddle for you,
Ooompa loom[a doopettee dunch,
I think I retasted my lunch.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 3:18 pm
lmao… and well that’s probably why this was posted in the first place. look at how many comments it got compared to other posts today. if advertisers paid by the comment i’d say snookie was gold.. till then however, she remains… orange..
Uhhh | July 27, 2010 at 2:49 pm
The fat rolls aren’t that bad there are alot of celebrities that are fatter and can still rock a one or two piece. She just needs to learn to wear a size that fits and suck that shit in sometimes. Her biggest problem is those tits, they are ridiculously saggy. I never thought someone needed a boob job more!!
Jon | July 28, 2010 at 10:04 am
Nope you are way off. On all accounts.
FoofyDoofy | July 27, 2010 at 3:03 pm
I call BS. There are pictures of her when she was skinny and in all of them she was wearing bikinis.
Jen | July 27, 2010 at 4:31 pm
um WHERE?
Anonymous | July 27, 2010 at 11:33 pm
Isn’t there a youtube video of her doing flips on the beach in a white bikini?
This fat tube of lardass could double for Rosanne Barr.
HamOnRyeNomaYo | July 27, 2010 at 3:08 pm
That fat cunt made me throw up my Jager shot…