Snooki Was Offered a Job in Porn

The Superficial / October 4, 2010

Put down the gun. It’s not what you think.

Snooki has reportedly been offered a $100,000 for a three-year spokesperson role with porn provider FleshDrive, according to adult news site YNOT (Link is NSFW):

According to a letter sent to her agent Sept. 23, FleshDrive wants Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, 22, to perform a non-sexual role as the “face” of the company.
“Our company image is that we pack a big punch in a little package,” Vice President of Sales Michael Gruosso wrote in the letter. “Who better to endorse our product than the woman who does exactly that? We know that Snooki makes a big impression wherever she goes, and that is why her tiny figure and incredible attitude will fit perfectly within the FleshDrive world. By merging Snooki with the FleshDrive, we know Snooki will make a great amount of money by doing very little.”

I love how they specify that Snooki will not be starring in any of the films nor will she performing any sex acts because that might be too offensive to the target audience. “Whoa, wait, put her in the movies? Are you kidding? This is a respectable business where people get their faces ejaculated on. Be reasonable.”

Thanks to Neil who’s going back to fast-forwarding R-rated movies out of principle.

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