Snooki Wants Another Baby. Goddammit…

January 9th, 2013 // 10 Comments
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I’m sorry. Did you think I was joking?

Because we all somehow averted death and destruction as 2012 came to an end, Snooki wants to keep reproducing which is wonderful news for anyone who wants to see humanity replaced by syphilitic Ewok sex-dolls that piss all over the place. It’s how I’ve always wanted to go out. Via Cosmopolitan reports:

I already want another baby,” a lace-and-leather clad Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, 25, told Cosmopolitan on a recent visit to our New York office. “Jionni and I are building our house right now, but once it’s built, then we’re going to pop them out.”

Somewhere outside Earth’s orbit.

KLAKTU 478: *spits out coffee* Jesus! Farklor, you see this shit? The fart-monkey wants more kids.
FARKLOR: Turn the ship around. Turn the ship around NOW.
KLAKTU 478: But all these hoverboards. And the cure for AIDS…
FARKLOR: GODDAMMIT NOW!

Photos: Getty

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  1. I much prefer pictures of her than Snooki!

  2. Kate Upton Cleavage No Premiere New York Film Festival
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    F, K, M in this order

    Butt, lower body, tits

  3. Even after you get the website fixed, perhaps think about a standing policy of posting Kate Upton pics in place of any Jersey Shore member. You might win some kind of internet humanitarian award.

    • Leighton Meister’s butt pics would also be a good idea for this problem as well. I know they’re linked up on the right hand side, I just think they’re nice.

  4. EricLr

    If only the prejudiced aliens had realized that Snooki wanted to give them “aid,” not “aids.”

  5. blech

    I was gonna say something along the lines of this should be the sites new policy, but something about that smirk on her face… Did Leonardo DiCaprio get all up in there? Godamnit!

  6. Kate Upton Cleavage No Premiere New York Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    I say I say those boobs are massive. I would love to have the zoom button back? Physics states we don’t float around due to gravity.As she ages she might have to live on the Moon or Mars…..But I like……..

  7. Kate Upton Cleavage No Premiere New York Film Festival
    Fo
    Commented on this photo:

    Good Lord…. What an awful torso. women arent supposed to be shaped like that

  8. Jim Liu

    You do realize she’s been a good mother so far, right?

    • Tinka

      Well, if by that you mean “haven’t dropped the baby on his head in public”, then yes. You can never know what’s really going on inside their house, and how the kid is going to turn out. There are lots of parents who don’t seem to realize that they have to *raise* their kids, teach them manners, stuff like that. There’s no telling she isn’t one of those people.

      Of course, she could be a good mother. But what I remember from her interviews, she thinks a nanny is for the raising stuff. Which really doesn’t sound something a “good parent” would say.

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