Snooki Wants Another Baby. Goddammit…

The Superficial / January 9, 2013

I’m sorry. Did you think I was joking?

Because we all somehow averted death and destruction as 2012 came to an end, Snooki wants to keep reproducing which is wonderful news for anyone who wants to see humanity replaced by syphilitic Ewok sex-dolls that piss all over the place. It’s how I’ve always wanted to go out. Via Cosmopolitan reports:

I already want another baby,” a lace-and-leather clad Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, 25, told Cosmopolitan on a recent visit to our New York office. “Jionni and I are building our house right now, but once it’s built, then we’re going to pop them out.”

Somewhere outside Earth’s orbit.

KLAKTU 478: *spits out coffee* Jesus! Farklor, you see this shit? The fart-monkey wants more kids.
FARKLOR: Turn the ship around. Turn the ship around NOW.
KLAKTU 478: But all these hoverboards. And the cure for AIDS…
FARKLOR: GODDAMMIT NOW!

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