Snooki’s Pregnant Again

February 24th, 2014 // 10 Comments
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There’s been a lot of talk about Ragnarok lately, so let’s just go ahead and file this under that. There’s no way it’s not related. Page Six reports:

Snooki is secretly expecting her second child with fiancé Jionni LaValle, sources exclusively tell Page Six.
The “Jersey Shore” star is a few months pregnant but keeping it secret as she continues to make lucrative personal appearances.

In fairness to Snooki’s fiance, once you’ve housebroken an Ewok, it’s almost impossible not to fuck it 24/7. Back me up, Threepio: “The odds of successfully not impregnating a shit-midget are approximately 3,720 to 1.” See? Now, never tell me the odds.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. “Not a goddamned soul” Oh, Fish. Never underestimate my perviness. Snooki doesn’t look as bad as she used to.

  2. JungleRed

    Only a gay man can get away with grabbing a strange woman’s boobs. Oh, and babies. And occasionally demented nursing home patients.

  3. Sure grabbed himself a nice handful, didn’t he? Way to go Mario!

  4. Mario Lopez Groping Snookis Breast On Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    “I said grab my dentures.”

  5. Mario Lopez Groping Snookis Breast On Extra
    seriouslynow
    Commented on this photo:

    What is it with gay guys that makes them think it’s OK to just randomly grope a chick. Even a Snooki.

  6. “Mario, why in the hell are you grabbing Snooki’s boobs…?”
    “Why not? What’s she gonna do, beat me up?”

  7. Mario Lopez Groping Snookis Breast On Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that date. This picture is from the future!

  8. So.. AC Slater knocked up Snooki?

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