And apparently parking on them’s tight on Sundays. Makes sense.
While the world sat in horror from the prospect that Snooki might have procreated – Or more accurately, consciously decided to see one of her pregnancies through. – she waddled around SiriusXM studios yesterday showing everyone exactly where her child would have to feed from had the Lord not revealed himself by going, “Hell to the fuck no,” and pushing the flush button on her uterus. In related news, I’ve seen the error of my ways and have returned to the light of our Heavenly Father.
Coming up next on The Superficial – Because You’re Holy: Kirk Cameron! Super awesome or the super awesomest? Stick around.