Snooki’s Baby’s Food Would’ve Come From Here

February 2nd, 2012 // 37 Comments
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And apparently parking on them’s tight on Sundays. Makes sense.

While the world sat in horror from the prospect that Snooki might have procreated – Or more accurately, consciously decided to see one of her pregnancies through. – she waddled around SiriusXM studios yesterday showing everyone exactly where her child would have to feed from had the Lord not revealed himself by going, “Hell to the fuck no,” and pushing the flush button on her uterus. In related news, I’ve seen the error of my ways and have returned to the light of our Heavenly Father.

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  1. The Lighting

    That’s a shame. Oompa Loompas are way more endangered now than Pandas.

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    Elsa
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    ewwww I can’t stand her

  3. Elsa

    I think she is so nasty looking. I remembered when you had to have talent to be famous and now you have to sleep around & be tossed like a used condom.

    • Hemp Tree

      The recession, excessive reality shows, egotistical behavior…
      Shit, this generation is screwed I tell you!

      Being annoying and loud is cool now. Theres no mystic or elegance from people anymore. So many will complain, but for some strange reason scum like this are still getting attention.

      • Lola

        Yadda Yadda Yadda..
        I love my cheap thrills! :) Watching losers like her makes me feel better about my life. Its just a spinoff off The Maury show with a splash of guido class.
        *the situation flicks his cum off to snooki”
        “Here you go my fair lady!”

    • alexxx

      though a bit anachronistic, we really are living in the darkest age

  4. God is Black

    I really din’t understand. If you were gonna fuck a Snooki one would wear one or two condoms from the STDs. Getting it pregnant would be the less of your concerns?

  5. Bagina Face

    I think the only thing that could make this any better is if she poses nude when she is 8 months along.

    • Hemp Tree

      Why? This is not an ewok special on the discovery channel

      • Lola

        I actually would watch that!
        (dramatic music)
        *dun dun dun*
        “Midget Ewok Hunting For Gorilla, Meat Juicehead In Need For His Juices.”
        *dun dun dun*

  6. Cock Dr

    Can’t wait until she starts getting tattoos on her face, tits and hands, and starts jacking with her lips, eyes and nose. Think she looks weird now? The freak show has just begun.

  7. Breastfeed? Snookie?!? Oh HELL no! No way this troll would even think of using them to feed a kid. Babies just cover ‘em up when you whip ‘em out. Nope, it’s formula for that little bastard.

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    Guest
    Commented on this photo:

    A BIG FAT UGLY PIG IN LIPSTICK. WHY IS THIS NO TALENT SKANK IN THE NEWS? SHE IS A TRASHY STUPID HOOKER.

  9. There’s nothing left to be said about this little turd. She was played out a long time ago.

  10. Snooki Cleavage JWoww SiriusXM
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    I’m pretty sure I saw the same pair of tits on an orangutan…

  11. Snooki Cleavage JWoww SiriusXM
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    RIP Kim Jong Il

  12. I hope that baby likes the taste of floppy flapjacks…

  13. Snooki Cleavage JWoww SiriusXM
    BAHAH
    Commented on this photo:

    YUCK someone escaped from the petting zoo!

  14. forrest gump

    I’ve said it earlier on this show: DELETE HER, folks!!

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    AHHHHHH MY EYES

  16. dontkillthemessenger

    First the orange Oompa Loompa ruined Jersey, which is really saying something, and now she’s ruined sideboob.

  17. Had it been a boy, they would have named it “Julius.”

  18. Die already...

    Disgusting. She’s got old lady dried out floppy titty bags. Bitch isn’t even 30 and she already needs a breat lift & reduction…

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Yup. Jwoww should have been the one to wear a see through top.

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Her kisses taste like cake and desperation

  21. Snooki Cleavage JWoww SiriusXM
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m soo rroonryyyyy

  22. Snooki Cleavage JWoww SiriusXM
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    14mins 52seconds and counting

  23. Snooki Cleavage JWoww SiriusXM
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    The guy in the middle contemplates russian roulette with famewhores….

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    JWha? or whatever she’s called is clever, by standing near Skookie, she manages to look both human and bang-able. Good work dear wench.

  25. Snooki Cleavage JWoww SiriusXM
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    SNAAAAARRRFFFF

  26. Snooki Cleavage JWoww SiriusXM
    duder
    Commented on this photo:

    She better not stand still or she might be towed for parking on Sunday.

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