Like clockwork here’s the Us Weekly cover confirming Snooki‘s pregnancy and engagement even though she basically already did that by walking around with a giant rock on her finger Monday night. At any rate, here’s how Snooki plans to shat out her fur-baby and spend its first moments of life. Via Hollywood Life:
As for the delivery itself, Snooki says she wants house music to be playing — courtesy of DJ Pauly D, of course — and that she plans to have a glass of wine immediately following the birth.
And for those of you about to say, “I guess she won’t be breast-feeding,” clearly you know nothing of this creature because it’ll drink and breast-feed at the same time. “What? It’s the baby’s body. It can do what it wants. Let’s go get shots, baby. Screw all these hate- Ohmygod, did you just pee yourself? I do that all the time! Yay!”