Snooki Threw a Pool Party Again

August 22nd, 2011 // 106 Comments

Despite the fact her last one looked exactly like those pig guards from Jabba’s palace threw a bikini kegger – True Story: George Lucas already added the footage to the Blu-ray editons. “It was my original vision,” he said to a flannel shirt and no one else. – Snooki was somehow invited to host another pool party at Wet Republic on Saturday. So either they really want to test the chlorine levels, or folks apparently love the thrill of finding a two-foot orange turd floating in the water. “Wait, it’s got a drink stuck in it.. and somebody’s headband! Ohmygod, it’s eating people! We are so coming back next year.”

Photo: Fame, INFdaily, RETNA, Splash News, WENN


  1. JAY
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    Had to keep that cottage cheese ass covered up, huh?

  2. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
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    Still covering up that fat cottage cheese ass. Dirty, nasty women like her and the Kardashians give a horrible name to the women of my generation.

    • roseyoungstewart

      kim k. isnt dirty. actually, shes very clean pretty, wealthy, stylish, beautiful hair beautiful everything. I wish in my next life I can look like her. If she was dirty youd be able to see it and you’d her about it i never saw any dirt on her. She not like some hobo or someone who wear pj’s in public …naw shes not dirty.

  3. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
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    The very definition of “lipstick on a pig”…

  4. Lola

    If this piece of shit were my daughter I’d shoot myself.

  5. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
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    Holly looks afraid, she has Snookie-Boob attacking her, or she can smell Snook’s-Snatch

  6. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
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    “Hmmm This gut is sooooo tan, I am awesome”

  7. fandy
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    her side boob fat makes me laugh….hahahahahaha…

  8. fandy
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    Jionni sings to himself “I love money, lots and lots of money”

  9. journalschism

    You mean this isn’t Aubrey O’Day?

  10. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
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    OMG where the fuck does she her style tips??? How in the world got out with that makeup and whore rags????

  11. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
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    God, she’s hot.

  12. MaximusPrime

    I wish she’d stop coming to my friggin’ city. We spend all week sweeping up Loompa thongs just to get bombarded again when all the business-school grads and the rest of the Los Angeles fauxntourages come in for the weekend. Wet Republic smells like Kat Stacks’ sex toys.

  13. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
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    honestly this photo looks Photoshopped completely. You see no shadow and none of the people in the photo behind are acting like she exists at all. so yeah screams Photoshopped

  14. Nocturnesthesia

    A better question is: Where the hell do *you* live where that greasy blob of slut is considered thin or attractive?

  15. maggie

    Snooki is gorgeous. Half the people who call her fat more than likely weigh 300 pounds. Jealous/insecure much?:)

  16. Shirley
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    Wow, two fat rhino’s!!!! Only one rhino is wearing a bikini. Thats F’ing disgusting go put some clothes on please Snookie. Dont worry Im not hating on you, Im preventing you from falling into depression from low self esteem and everyone laughing at you. Im looking out for you Snooks.

  17. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
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    why do ugly girls always make duck face? it looks fucking retarded.

  18. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
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    I read somewhere, she was 24 yrs old. What’s with the white hair? She needs a good dye job…nasty tresses have what looks like deadends.

  19. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
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    shes 4’8″ short. That qualifies her to be a dwarf or midget.

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