Despite the fact her last one looked exactly like those pig guards from Jabba’s palace threw a bikini kegger – True Story: George Lucas already added the footage to the Blu-ray editons. “It was my original vision,” he said to a flannel shirt and no one else. – Snooki was somehow invited to host another pool party at Wet Republic on Saturday. So either they really want to test the chlorine levels, or folks apparently love the thrill of finding a two-foot orange turd floating in the water. “Wait, it’s got a drink stuck in it.. and somebody’s headband! Ohmygod, it’s eating people! We are so coming back next year.”
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I thought she was trying to loose weight? I guess that didn’t work out too well.
I have a feeling she doesn’t need any help in the “loose” department.
She did lose weight. You should have seen the before pictures. EEESH!
oh and also, that woman is just fine in the weight department. Where the hell do you live where a toned non-flabby body like that is still considered fat? actually, i don’t wanna know.
damn: WHY I WASN’T INVITED HERE?
Probably because you poor grasp of proper sentence structure.
While we’re correcting people, it’s “lose” , not “loose”.
Jones, your comma is incorrectly placed.
You didn’t do much better regarding sentence structure.
Nunyo—-
If you’re going to correct someone else’s “sentence structure”, please make sure your correction includes proper grammar and spelling. Your sentence should have read:
“You were probably not invited to the party because of your poor grasp of proper sentence structure.”
Ha! ;)
YOUR, not you lol
Pretty sure Nunyo was being sarcastic.
I’ll place my comma in your momma.
Forrest Gump: because you’re an asshole.
I thought all the famewhores were at the Kardashian wedding? Somebody screwed up….unless Ray J was at the pool party pissing on Snooki. Then the circle of life remains unbroken.
Looking like Snooki- wortheless !
Left off of the Kardasshian wedding list – Priceless !
Take some mushrooms and stare at that for a few minutes . I’m quite sure you’ll need therapy for forty years
+1
She should’ve been thrown in the pool at her own party. It happens every time a person hosts a pool party they get thrown in for good measure.
an arrivals carpet at a pool party? god what a self-worshipping circle jerk the “entertainment” world is
are these from the premiere of the conan on the planet of the apes movie?
I what stays in Vegas no longer does! That sucks!
I meant *Is*
Your correction means nothing. The whole sentence makes no sense Yoda.
Is she the floatie? She’ a little overblown up, and may explode if jumped on.
Why do you show pictures of fat disgusting losers ?
To give you something to aspire to when you lose weight.
Looking more like her South Park doppelganger every day.
So TRUE!
SERIOUSLY: She used to rank a 3 on a scale of 1 – 10. Now she is looking a LITTLE better and maybe a 5 on a scale of 1-10. NOW – be-gone fake tan, be-gone fake attitude, be-gone fake hair, be-gone fake fingernails, be-gone bad makeup – and it will be a great improvement … but will she ever be better than a 5 on a 1-10 scale?
If she grew a foot taller without getting wider, she might be a five. Other than her boobs, there is nothing there to like unless you are one of those only into boobs and don’t care what they’re attached to.
Why does she always forget to bring her upper lip with her. She always leaves it at home.
Nothing says “Cheap Whore” like carzy zebra stripes and pink lipstick
Oh! So that’s what a Carzy Zebra looks like? And this whole time I was thinking it was leopard print.
And long, fake, decorated nails. And spiked bracelets. And white hair highlights. And leopard print. And big ole hoop earrings. Jesus Christ Almighty!! This girl fell out of the white trash cheap whore tree and hit every single branch on the way down.
I swear, it’s like somebody’s telling these celebrities to reinforce all their bad qualities…
Snookie… you’re a two dollar whore so go snatch up everything you can find on the Joyce Lesle sale rack.
JLH… you have a fat ass so start wearing stuff that accentuates it.
Lindsay… Mooooore coke!
Who’s the elderly couple?
fat lil Chilean trying to put herself off as Italian…fat lil fuck is built for pickin berries.
Picking berries, birthing and carrying lots of weight on the back to be even more specific. Chilean women are spectacular workers that seem impervious to hangovers.
LOL !! farm equipment.
In her defense, she’s lost a lot of weight and no longer looks like a diseased sack of lard. Just an overweight young girl wearing too much makeup.
a 5 on a 1-10 scale?
I don’t think she’ll be a 5 until she has a genuinely fit body. I’d give her a 4.5…
That’s a good angle for her body
If I had been there, I would’ve taken a dump in the deep end.
i really like it when girls pose for pics doing that, “kissy face” or when they blow kisses to the camera. it totally doesn’t say, “i’m a fucking slut and my ass reeks so bad that my toilet occasionally vomits on me.”
How does this girl keep doing this stuff? I mean, she has to know that she is the object of so much derision, it has to be incredible. Oh, and fuck Snooki.
I think one of the job requirement for being on Jersey Shore is total incapacity for shame or embarrassment.
Hell, we would fuck her just for the freak factor.
What was Holly Madison thinking sitting next to Snookie? OH YES, that’s right … they BOTH sold their soul to reality television … one having sex with a walking corpse … and the other having sex with anything that wasn’t a walking corpse.
Snooki with an “i” and no “e”. She dropped the “e” for savings … and skimped on her “e”ducation.
She’s fugly and molto fastidiosa but her bf is fuc$ing cute. Yum mm!
isn’t there a petition I can sign to keep this cow off this site?
snooky needs to run through a car wash that has spining brushes to get that greasy look off. this girl looks like wshe never takes a bath. not much tallent.
I think you linked to the wrong photo. This is the one you wanted:
http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.248196425.jpg
See, now, that’s just disrespectful to trolls! ;)
my god is she revolting. everything about her is.
and I’m not buying the comments by the men on this site. you a-holes would fuck that if you had the chance. you know it.
Would not do her with Charley Sheen’s dick
Use tongs if you’re gonna pick that thing up. Either the wizard dick or Snooki.
Everyone says “no” but last call at the bar usually equals “yes.”
That’s really drunk and sneaking her out of the house in the morning before my roomates get a look at her ,or doing her in the parking lot and running away quickly
Three cheers for the Technicolor tree stump.
It pisses me off that this little sawed off, no class, no talent, ugly dago has risen to this state of fame.
she’s not Italian
She looks like she’s wearing an 80s handbag.
Oh whew, she isn’t wearing Abercrombie!
There’s no way this isn’t David Lee Roth.
She IS an 80s handbag.
“This picture dates from the early 2010s. We’re not sure who this is, or why she was famous, but the surviving documents suggest that the public fascination with her and people like her is what primarily caused the end of that era’s civilization.”
“Snooki and her boyfriend Holly Madison.” Please don’t fix that. :)
Is she using a roach for a bellybutton ring?
(PS, Sorry to make you go back and look at her bellybutton.)
Next week on Jersey Shore….Pocafatness or Pocahotness, you decide.
Depends on which part of the world you live in.
Either way she still looks like my grandmas Schnauzer.
I would jump that in a jersey second. yumm!!!!!
They’re called Gamorreans.
Also, the first time I tried to click on this story, my computer refused to open it. I should have taken its hint. True story.
Oh look, a pig in a bathing suit.
a pox on any and all of you who watched that show, enabling this hideous little troll to become a “celebrity”
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Before you insult somebody’s awful grammar skills, you might want to use spell check and reevaluate your own grammar abilities
“So either they really want to test the chlorine levels, or folks apparently love the thrill of finding a two-foot orange turd floating in the water. “Wait, it’s got a drink stuck in it.. and somebody’s headband! Ohmygod, it’s eating people! We are so coming back next year.”
Fish, well said! After reading this for the 3rd time, I’m still pissing myself!
a pleasant little rack….
Her lips look like chewed bubble gum, her hair like discarded weave and her clothing like something left behind by a prostitute making haste. I can only assume she was born from the rubble and waste under my high school bleachers. or New Jersey.
Hosebag with a capital H
This article is very harsh towards her body. As if she’s obese. She’s not. Her weight and figure look good.
What doesn’t look good is the tan, her hairstyle, and that ugly dress.
Don’t get me wrong, “Snooki” annoys me, as do the rest of the cast members but I am still tired of people and papparazzi taking aim at her figure.
There are much bigger, less beautiful and less fit people in the world to pick on if you feel so inclined to do so. Or look in a mirror.
“Snooki and her boyfriend Holly Madison” LOL nice
Don’t hate me, but I found myself humming appreciatively at the boobage displayed in this pic. What is wrong with me??
Yea me too.
Can trailer trash get much worst that this
A gentle reminder that Snooki is a shrek. (Terror in Yiddish besides Disney character) http://bit.ly/obTYcd