Snooki Threw a Pool Party Again

August 22nd, 2011 // 106 Comments

Despite the fact her last one looked exactly like those pig guards from Jabba’s palace threw a bikini kegger – True Story: George Lucas already added the footage to the Blu-ray editons. “It was my original vision,” he said to a flannel shirt and no one else. – Snooki was somehow invited to host another pool party at Wet Republic on Saturday. So either they really want to test the chlorine levels, or folks apparently love the thrill of finding a two-foot orange turd floating in the water. “Wait, it’s got a drink stuck in it.. and somebody’s headband! Ohmygod, it’s eating people! We are so coming back next year.”

Photo: Fame, INFdaily, RETNA, Splash News, WENN

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  1. I thought she was trying to loose weight? I guess that didn’t work out too well.

    • kimmykimkim

      I have a feeling she doesn’t need any help in the “loose” department.

    • hmna

      She did lose weight. You should have seen the before pictures. EEESH!

    • teri

      oh and also, that woman is just fine in the weight department. Where the hell do you live where a toned non-flabby body like that is still considered fat? actually, i don’t wanna know.

  2. forrest gump

    damn: WHY I WASN’T INVITED HERE?

  3. JC

    I thought all the famewhores were at the Kardashian wedding? Somebody screwed up….unless Ray J was at the pool party pissing on Snooki. Then the circle of life remains unbroken.

    • Al Czervik

      Looking like Snooki- wortheless !
      Left off of the Kardasshian wedding list – Priceless !

      • Larry Fine

        Take some mushrooms and stare at that for a few minutes . I’m quite sure you’ll need therapy for forty years

      • Facebook Me

        +1

        She should’ve been thrown in the pool at her own party. It happens every time a person hosts a pool party they get thrown in for good measure.

  4. an arrivals carpet at a pool party? god what a self-worshipping circle jerk the “entertainment” world is

  5. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
    zomgbie
    Commented on this photo:

    are these from the premiere of the conan on the planet of the apes movie?

  6. Facebook Me

    I what stays in Vegas no longer does! That sucks!

  7. ZigZagZoey

    Is she the floatie? She’ a little overblown up, and may explode if jumped on.

  8. See Alice

    Why do you show pictures of fat disgusting losers ?

  9. Lemmiwinks

    Looking more like her South Park doppelganger every day.

  10. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
    NYC I Banker
    Commented on this photo:

    SERIOUSLY: She used to rank a 3 on a scale of 1 – 10. Now she is looking a LITTLE better and maybe a 5 on a scale of 1-10. NOW – be-gone fake tan, be-gone fake attitude, be-gone fake hair, be-gone fake fingernails, be-gone bad makeup – and it will be a great improvement … but will she ever be better than a 5 on a 1-10 scale?

    • tlmck

      If she grew a foot taller without getting wider, she might be a five. Other than her boobs, there is nothing there to like unless you are one of those only into boobs and don’t care what they’re attached to.

  11. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does she always forget to bring her upper lip with her. She always leaves it at home.

  12. Larry Fine

    Nothing says “Cheap Whore” like carzy zebra stripes and pink lipstick

    • kimmykimkim

      Oh! So that’s what a Carzy Zebra looks like? And this whole time I was thinking it was leopard print.

    • Jillia

      And long, fake, decorated nails. And spiked bracelets. And white hair highlights. And leopard print. And big ole hoop earrings. Jesus Christ Almighty!! This girl fell out of the white trash cheap whore tree and hit every single branch on the way down.

      I swear, it’s like somebody’s telling these celebrities to reinforce all their bad qualities…
      Snookie… you’re a two dollar whore so go snatch up everything you can find on the Joyce Lesle sale rack.
      JLH… you have a fat ass so start wearing stuff that accentuates it.
      Lindsay… Mooooore coke!

  13. Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s the elderly couple?

  14. stevebeagle

    fat lil Chilean trying to put herself off as Italian…fat lil fuck is built for pickin berries.

  15. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
    ohonore
    Commented on this photo:

    In her defense, she’s lost a lot of weight and no longer looks like a diseased sack of lard. Just an overweight young girl wearing too much makeup.

  16. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
    ohonore
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a good angle for her body

  17. kimmykimkim

    If I had been there, I would’ve taken a dump in the deep end.

  18. mel

    i really like it when girls pose for pics doing that, “kissy face” or when they blow kisses to the camera. it totally doesn’t say, “i’m a fucking slut and my ass reeks so bad that my toilet occasionally vomits on me.”

  19. it had to be said

    How does this girl keep doing this stuff? I mean, she has to know that she is the object of so much derision, it has to be incredible. Oh, and fuck Snooki.

    • Pippy Longcockings

      I think one of the job requirement for being on Jersey Shore is total incapacity for shame or embarrassment.

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Hell, we would fuck her just for the freak factor.

  21. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
    NYC I Banker
    Commented on this photo:

    What was Holly Madison thinking sitting next to Snookie? OH YES, that’s right … they BOTH sold their soul to reality television … one having sex with a walking corpse … and the other having sex with anything that wasn’t a walking corpse.

    • NYC I Banker

      Snooki with an “i” and no “e”. She dropped the “e” for savings … and skimped on her “e”ducation.

  22. Lily

    She’s fugly and molto fastidiosa but her bf is fuc$ing cute. Yum mm!

  23. BENWAW

    isn’t there a petition I can sign to keep this cow off this site?

  24. dale blakemore

    snooky needs to run through a car wash that has spining brushes to get that greasy look off. this girl looks like wshe never takes a bath. not much tallent.

  25. Clyde S. Dale

    I think you linked to the wrong photo. This is the one you wanted:

    http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.248196425.jpg

  26. V

    my god is she revolting. everything about her is.

    and I’m not buying the comments by the men on this site. you a-holes would fuck that if you had the chance. you know it.

  27. Three cheers for the Technicolor tree stump.

  28. GG

    It pisses me off that this little sawed off, no class, no talent, ugly dago has risen to this state of fame.

  29. She looks like she’s wearing an 80s handbag.

  30. Elle

    Oh whew, she isn’t wearing Abercrombie!

  31. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s no way this isn’t David Lee Roth.

  32. BENWAW

    She IS an 80s handbag.

  33. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “This picture dates from the early 2010s. We’re not sure who this is, or why she was famous, but the surviving documents suggest that the public fascination with her and people like her is what primarily caused the end of that era’s civilization.”

  34. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Snooki and her boyfriend Holly Madison.” Please don’t fix that. :)

  35. Deryn

    Is she using a roach for a bellybutton ring?

  36. Next week on Jersey Shore….Pocafatness or Pocahotness, you decide.

    Depends on which part of the world you live in.

    Either way she still looks like my grandmas Schnauzer.

  37. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
    roy s
    Commented on this photo:

    I would jump that in a jersey second. yumm!!!!!

  38. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
    Motorboat Captain
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re called Gamorreans.

    Also, the first time I tried to click on this story, my computer refused to open it. I should have taken its hint. True story.

  39. Lisa

    Oh look, a pig in a bathing suit.

  40. Mama Pinkus

    a pox on any and all of you who watched that show, enabling this hideous little troll to become a “celebrity”

  41. Whocares

    People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Before you insult somebody’s awful grammar skills, you might want to use spell check and reevaluate your own grammar abilities

  42. Facebook Me

    “So either they really want to test the chlorine levels, or folks apparently love the thrill of finding a two-foot orange turd floating in the water. “Wait, it’s got a drink stuck in it.. and somebody’s headband! Ohmygod, it’s eating people! We are so coming back next year.”
    Fish, well said! After reading this for the 3rd time, I’m still pissing myself!

  43. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
    Kaywoodie Sucker
    Commented on this photo:

    a pleasant little rack….

  44. Lydia I Emerson

    Her lips look like chewed bubble gum, her hair like discarded weave and her clothing like something left behind by a prostitute making haste. I can only assume she was born from the rubble and waste under my high school bleachers. or New Jersey.

  45. The Superficial Kid

    Hosebag with a capital H

  46. Dez

    This article is very harsh towards her body. As if she’s obese. She’s not. Her weight and figure look good.
    What doesn’t look good is the tan, her hairstyle, and that ugly dress.
    Don’t get me wrong, “Snooki” annoys me, as do the rest of the cast members but I am still tired of people and papparazzi taking aim at her figure.
    There are much bigger, less beautiful and less fit people in the world to pick on if you feel so inclined to do so. Or look in a mirror.

  47. Snooki Bikini Pool Party
    MIke
    Commented on this photo:

    “Snooki and her boyfriend Holly Madison” LOL nice

  48. Manowl

    Don’t hate me, but I found myself humming appreciatively at the boobage displayed in this pic. What is wrong with me??

  49. Dave

    Can trailer trash get much worst that this

  50. I Mean What

    A gentle reminder that Snooki is a shrek. (Terror in Yiddish besides Disney character) http://bit.ly/obTYcd

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