Snooki Peed All Over The Floor Of A Club
(Subtitle: Now I Want To Knock Her Up)

February 3rd, 2012 // 72 Comments

After finding out that no less than four dudes might’ve put a baby in Snooki, apparently last night’s episode of Jersey Shore features a scene (after the jump) where America’s favorite Ewok Slam Pig just literally starts peeing all over the dance floor of a club before going to the lady’s room and spraying her hooch with perfume before anyone can figure out it was her. It’s almost impressive how quickly she moves until you realize she’s done this before and left God knows how many victims in her piss-wake.

“Welp, guess that wasn’t Sangria I slipped in. And explains the jock itch…” *puts gun in mouth*


Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN


  1. Snooki Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    is it a cardboard cutout or JWoww is now entirely made of plastic?

  2. Snooki Cleavage
    Beer Baron
    Commented on this photo:

    Baby Dolphin Teeth.

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