Snooki Changes Form Like A Pokemon. Oh, Good.

July 18th, 2013 // 43 Comments

Now that we’re free of such annoying burdens as debating whether it’s right or wrong to shoot black kids for not letting you walk up to them in the dark with a vendetta – We’re (mostly) white. What do we care, amirite? – let’s take a moment to fully appreciate whatever the hell it is Snooki morphed into. Oh, I’m sorry. This is Snooki. Remember Snooki? Eats pickles? Pees on dance floors? Multiplies like a Gremlin? It’s hard to place her after they shaved her. You’re right.

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  1. Cock Dr

    That face is botoxed hard and crispy.

    • Randal

      I’ve never been a fan of The Snooki, but she’s really turned herself around. Love the colour choice of her hair, and it goes well with those kissable red lips. If there was a beauty truck out there, Snooki was hit head on by it!

      Randal

  2. mark

    good that she lost weight! unfortunately she still looks more repugnantly fragrant than kim kardashian’s toilet bowl after a night of Jennifer lopez brand tacos, burritos and taquitos.

  3. Emm Watson's Vagina

    still would not jerk off to. but at least she is trying. would give her a mercy fuck out of pity.

  4. Those teeth remind me of an old woman with dentures.

  5. I thought she looked really good when she began losing weight, but now she’s entering that murky area in which she’s going a little overboard and is getting too skinny. It’s making her look like a bobblehead.

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    It’s like Pinocchio’s visit to Pleasure Island.

  7. Her face looks a lot like the pictures of my japanese grandmother (RIP) when she was young girl manufacturing parts for mitsubishi zeros.

    And that frightens me, immensely.

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Starving, riddled with skin cancer, and wearing plastic teeth is no way to go through life.

  9. ruckus

    Smash Smash

  10. Nonnie Moose

    Lipstick on an Ewok

  11. tonawanda

    Not sure how anyone who looks like that thinks they look good.

  12. The skank is orange.

  13. JohnnyL

    I personally have no problem with shooting someone of any race that starts to pound my head into the pavement just for walking up to them.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    They are both still gutter trash.

  15. Slappy Magoo

    Remember when your local library would have puppet shows for the kids?

    And there was that one puppet that made all the kids cry, even when the puppeteer was done with it and just lay it on a desk, and somehow it not moving made it even scarier?

    yeah…THAT.

  16. Assbestos

    Anyone seen that Denta-Bone commercial where all the dogs have those ridiculous denture smiles?

  17. If she got rid of the horrible tan, she might be semi-fuckable.

  18. Good morning

    ugh, so are we just going to hear about your opinion on the Zimmerman trial every time we want to come to this site now?? Count me out.

    • Nonnie Moose

      This. Enough already. We get it. We don’t care. I come here to get away from having to listen to all that political crap. Stick to lambasting celebrity douchenozzles and posting pics of hawt girls in bikinis.

    • Bryan

      But he has so much misplaced outrage built up!

      Do you see how much he cares about things?? DO YOU SEE??

    • Sure, like you’ll actually stop coming to the site…and if you did, well, nothing of value would be lost. So knock yourselves out.

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    mariebal
    Commented on this photo:

    where did her A** go? and those chompers….

  20. anonym

    See america. You can starve yourself thin.

  21. jamesVa

    I’m gay and I think she looks great !

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    Why are women starting to wear bras as tops? (First, Lady Gaga, now Snooki) I remember the days when women would actually wear undergarments UNDER their clothes. Whatever.

    • First Lady GaGa? Try first MADONNA. (And let’s not forget Sue Ellen Mischke.) Geezus, you kids today, if it didn’t happen while you were alive it’s like it never happened at all.

      • AWOL

        Oh man,. that Sue Ellen is super hot! I saw her walking on the street the other day, I almost crashed my car!

  23. She is ugly like most of the chileans,don t forget she is from there and not italian descendent.

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    Gizmo wouldn't hit it...
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope no one gives it chicken after midnight…

  25. kery

    Snooki used to look ok but now she looks bad , ugly too .

  26. some black guy

    wow, Danny DeVito has really been working out

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    Commented on this photo:

    This looks bad. Someone, give her a Chilean taco, stat! Her head looks photoshopped on this picture. That CANNOT be her real body…no way.

  28. Paquita

    She´s still breastfeeding,and that´s like having a home gym 24/7 ;) Most women will lose ALOT of weight whilst nursing (I did).
    I think she looks good,lets hope she keeps it off even after she stops BFing.

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    Paquita
    Commented on this photo:

    That skirt does NOTHING for her bum.She has a weight-loss-mom-bum now (long and flat),so she should wear something that helps lift it.

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