Snooki’s Wearing a Neck Brace Now

May 31st, 2011 // 85 Comments

After crashing into her police escort yesterday and refusing medical treatment at the scene, here’s Snooki suddenly requiring a neck brace in Italy today which I’m sure has absolutely nothing to do with the two police officers she put in the hospital having legal grounds to sue her, and everything to do with her not being accustomed to violently moving her neck back and forth. Definitely that last part. Us Magazine reports:

While Snooki is unlikely to face a criminal prosecution, she could be taken to court in a civil action suit by the two police officers injured in the crash. (The officers, ironically, were hired to escort the reality star through the ancient Italian city.)
“It was nothing serious and they have been released, but they will not be back at work for a week,” a Florence police spokesman said. Under Italian law, the male and female officer — who suffered whiplash injuries and cuts and bruises — have up to 90 days to decide whether to take civil action against Snooki.
As per Italian law, Snooki — having injured fellow motorists — automatically lost her license to drive in the country.

Granted, her pain in these photos is palpable, I love how Snooki tries to act like she got hurt, too, so why make-a with the lawsuits? Because getting injured suddenly makes you no longer responsible for your own actions, in this case, driving a moving vehicle into a parked car. I’m pretty sure that’s how that works. “Yes, your honor, my client did shoot the plaintiff, but for the record, the gun burnt his finger and it stings like a bitch. Move to dismiss.”

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News

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  1. It’s really a pickle jar.

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    Vice Magnet
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s like the fake neck brace the crotchety old man wore in that episode of The Brady Bunch! It was episode 72, “The Fender Benders”

  3. anon

    An Italian farmer has finally managed to push that little pig through the fence from behind.

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    Shayne
    Commented on this photo:

    i love Bearpaw boots.

  5. SuperficialAdmin

    yum

  6. Katie

    And the transformation to Midget Frankenstein is one step closer to completion…

  7. This is that old cliche where she sues them for her injuries, right? Tomorrow she’ll be on crutches.

  8. Rancid

    When the cops jumped out of her way, did they make that “boing boing” noise like Super Mario?

  9. HowardMoon

    Looking at her makes me sad.
    Not because she’s hurt but because she’s stupid and ugly.
    If she was REALLY hurt,..I’d be less sad.

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    ian
    Commented on this photo:

    Proximo need not look to far to stock the Colliseum’s cages on this day.

  11. ian

    Proximo would give you 20 gold pieces for this beast.

  12. DoorLocks

    Any man that would fuck that gremlin is a piece of shit.

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