[EDIT: Bumped Jesus to the back because the So Freaking Hot section pulls the first pic. Apparently you kids can't get enough of your blurry, manipulative orange Ewok photos.]
Not so much in celebration of Zombie Weekend as hardly anybody’s at work to blow off being at work, we’re bolting for the day. Granted, we could cover the “explosive” Mel Gibson interview where he literally says nothing revelatory but people are breathlessly reporting that he doesn’t care if he acts again despite spending half the interview talking about how excited he is to act again. Also, no fellatio-themed threats of arson, so eff that noise. In the meantime, enjoy the pics of the new, “thinner” Snooki which she just posted on Facebook. I say “thinner” in quotes because clearly someone taught her about camera angles and the slimming qualities of having your picture taken from 800 yards away.
Most Important People up shortly. Stick around.
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She’s totally sucking it in. You can’t lose like fifty pods overnight.
But you can lose 50 “pods” by sucking it in?
Bout time the lil porker came to grips with her weight problem. 100% more better!!! Now she needs to work on shoes that fit.
I think she actually looks pretty good here…
after Joan Rivers used a body double, it’s amazing anyone thinks any of these people have real bodies! yikes!
cute boots. Go Snook!
Good for her
I’m in the Arizona desert, I’ve taken 8 hits of LSD and I’ve been drinking my way to the bottom of a bottle of Dos Guzanos Mescal. I convince my trip handler that this is a perfect time for her to learn how to shoot a 12 gauge shotgun.
What I’m saying is I’ve been that high, and still can’t imagine sticking my penis in Snooki.
Thanks for the pictures!
Although, I hope the weight-loss is just trick photography. I like her with some meat on her bones.
(PS Um, is irony-free adoration of Snooki allowed here? I hope so.)
Wow I think she is looking very hot…Way better that the old Snok…I hate the show and I hate the cast, But she is looking very hot now…Better than the other trashy girls on the show (please not Iv only seen 1 episode of JS) and I was ready to end my life from the horrible fake reality BS…But on the plus side I would turn her out for sure…Snoki Im in Arizona come visit lol…jk
Guys dont care if a shoe is to big or not…Why is everyone picking out every little flaw? Are you really looking at the gap at the back of her shoes in the pics? Wow….And you felt that was importaint enough to take the time and comment on that…ok well to each there own I guess, I think she did a great job with what ever it is she did to get hot lol. Mad Props Snoki (God is that her real name?)
She’s still orange.
thin or fat, still a cum dumpster. Better to masturbate into a garbage can—same result.
Got to wonder how her parents feel??? In all of the 5 minutes of that show I ever watched, she complains about kicking her latest hook up out of bed in the morning because “he doesn’t know how to snuggle”, and then says “my vagina is killing me”. If I was her father— I’d kill her, dance on her grave singing Alleluia, and God would grant me instant Sainthood for casting her ass down with the Sodomites.
I like to give her a dutch oven.
still facking short
Why does she always looks like she just got a stick shoved up her bum in ever photo she snaps? Will someone please tell her that’s not a good look for her?
Someone discovered photoshop.
THAT FACE. DO NOT WANT.
the average american is obese so this ewok looks fine… Though, i d love to see her wearing white clothes so we can really see her “dramatic weight loss”
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this pic of snooki looks like its been taken by one of those cameras that make you look thin or 100 lbs lighter…either that or this pic posted up was stretched out to make her look thin.
nothing about this woman is attractive….
glad all that coke is working for the chilean troll
yall just mad that she’s looking good even she still had those extra pounds you still would be a able to bang her so calm the f*** down!!!
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