Snooki’s Getting Implants

When Star Wars was finally released on Blu-ray late last year, fans learned that George Lucas had gone back and edited in several ridiculous additions as is his wont. One of them was making the Ewoks blink, a move he’ll later regret after reading this post and realizing the obvious edit was staring him right in the crotch the whole time. (Get it? Because Ewoks are short? — I don’t have to impress you.) E! News reports:

She tweeted not to long ago that she wants “knockers” like her Jersey Shore bestie JWoww.
Yup, she’s going under the knife!
“Very soon. Very soon,” Snooki told me earlier today when she and JWoww stopped by E! to promote Thursday night’s fifth-season premiere of their hit MTV reality show. “I hope in the next couple of months.”
Snookers doesn’t actually want bigger boobs. “They’re a good size now, but I want them like this when I’m not wearing a bra,” she said, cupping and lifting her chest up.
“I’m definitely taking her to my doctor,” JWoww said. “I’ll go in and get mine redone to make her feel better.”

Oh, good, JWoww is taking Snooki to her doctor. For a minute there, I thought someone who didn’t look like Red Skull’s brother Orange Puss wasn’t mentoring this thing along, and Snooki might actually come out attractive. I don’t want to live in that world.

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