Snooki Got Arrested

July 30th, 2010 // 181 Comments

What you’re witnessing here is a drunk as all hell Snooki getting arrested in Seaside Heights, N.J. today while filming an episode of Jersey Shore. TMZ says she was picked up for disorderly conduct, but based on these photos of her buying a beer bong, I’m going to assume someone called in an eight-year-old boy getting shit-faced on the boardwalk. Or possibly a small bear cub. Then again, these officers don’t look like they’re from the game commission.

NOTE: I’ll see you one Tara Reid snizz and raise you a Snook-ass.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Commented on this photo:

    That looks so disgusting, her lil checksss look like quarter pancakes, lol & bad enough she can’t dress look @ the different patterns in her top & in her bottoms? Snooki u should b ashamed of urself u look so horrible & hideous….smdh(Saking my damn head)

    • BadBitch

      shut the fuck up hater!!!
      I LOVE SNOOKI SO JUST STOP HATIN ON HER CUZ SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN U BITCH!!!

  2. Doc Schweinstrudel

    The policemen look hot. I wouldn’t mind them arresting me…but I have to be first. Not After Snookie, she kills my snoo snoo

  3. Jerry
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    Now who will help Willie Wonka make his delicious chocolate?? WHO???

  4. Commented on this photo:

    If u want 2 talk 2 me hit me up on oovoo 4 live chat!!!!

  5. marsupialpilot
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    Those poor, poor young men…they knew they’d see horror when they became cops but they never expected this…The one on the right probably clawed his eyes out in the patrol car and the one on the left has clearly suffered brain trauma.

    I would have chewed my hands off at the elbow before I patted that greasy little gashflasher down….

  6. marsupialpilot
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    Those poor, poor young men…they knew they’d see horror when they became cops but they never expected this…The one on the right probably clawed his eyes out in the patrol car and the one on the left has clearly suffered brain trauma.

    I would have chewed my hands off at the elbow before I patted that greasy little gashflasher down….

  7. electrolady
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    worst thing to happen at a beach since the oil spill.

  8. LaPetiteFrancoiseDuQuartier
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    She is very beautiful.

  9. electrolady
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    moby dick has a vagina?

  10. dude

    I almost married a fat, portuguese slut that looked just like this.

    Every day I Thank God I didn’t.

  11. iwannabonesnooki

    she’s not that fat/fugly in person (she’s just ‘big-boned’). TV adds 10 pounds to her svelte figure. LMAO.

  12. iwannabonesnooki

    she’s pretty hot…..for a spankaopotamus…..mmmmm.

  13. cc

    I’d love to see her rolling down a hill…into a sewage retention pond.

  14. welldoneson
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    This broad is absolutely fucking disgusting and I HATE TV for putting her image in our faces! Good lord what a cow!

  15. hahahah!!
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    SLOTH….LOVE…CHUNK!!!!

  16. Greg H
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    I’d take oil spill over this crew any day.

  17. VinMac
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    she drops 35 pounds… i would definately take it down (provided she wasnt in the public eye and it wasnt video taped..) but she is overweight… but she isnt terribly ugly… (provided she doesnt speak) lol

  18. SamJo
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    She looks like a Jim Henson Creation….

  19. Marcus

    The cops had her do a breathalyzer on thier cocks.

  20. LizzieB
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    I didnt realize how hideous these people are.

  21. Now that’s one goofey lookin bitch.

  22. BadBitch
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    um u guys r just haters Snooki probably looks better than all yall so just shut the fuck up!!! btw i wuv u snooki!! lol

  23. Black 14th

    So… Andy Milonakis is a drag queen now?

  24. bob
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    what an embarrassment to the human race.

  25. Sabrina
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    I feel really bad for Snooks!! I love her soo much!!

  26. Steelerchick
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    Did ya have to give us the ass shot??? ICK

  27. Compound9
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    @Audrey Jo.

    OMG thank you. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it but if you put a club in her hand, you pegged it!

  28. jersey shore loooover

    there really is no reason to hate on snooki.. she has not done anything wrong to anyone and personally im thinking you’re all just jealous of the fame she has and that you wish you had. that girl has style and amazing cred.. i have no respect for people who just hate on a celeb for being famous.. get a life

  29. mikel
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    she should´ve been tazed

  30. Commented on this photo:

    keep it classy

  31. NGbeeeee

    SNOOKI IS TYPE UGLY. why is she famous? the world may never know.

  32. Sancho

    what a pathetic! She looks pathetic

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