What you’re witnessing here is a drunk as all hell Snooki getting arrested in Seaside Heights, N.J. today while filming an episode of Jersey Shore. TMZ says she was picked up for disorderly conduct, but based on these photos of her buying a beer bong, I’m going to assume someone called in an eight-year-old boy getting shit-faced on the boardwalk. Or possibly a small bear cub. Then again, these officers don’t look like they’re from the game commission.
NOTE: I’ll see you one Tara Reid snizz and raise you a Snook-ass.
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
ugottabekidding | July 30, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Holla!!!
Just stop | July 30, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Why are you and dudedudedude on every damn thread being unfunny?
dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 4:53 pm
whats it to you, why are you on every thread whining like an old bitch ..|.. ..|..
Just stop | July 30, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Because I am sick of you and your two names on every single thread.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 5:02 pm
try contributing an original thought yourself instead of hot air.
dude | July 30, 2010 at 5:07 pm
agreed. for three years before you were arrested for child molestation and came up with the insufferable name “dudeatdudetodude” or whatever the fuck, and then began posting your troglodyte messages that make nobody laugh here, I was here doing the opposite. Yeah, if anyone should be banned from the site it should be “dudedudeduedouche” and ugottabekidding. Probably the same asshat. In clown shoes. That never got full approval from mommy.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 5:17 pm
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………………………….. zero wit. you bore me. luckily i dont answer to you. and it’s quittin time. fuck off and have a nice weekend.
sean | July 30, 2010 at 5:22 pm
I don’t care because I like to have sex with 12 year old boys.
Angie | July 30, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Please don’t practice your english speaking skillz here. There is a website named Perez Hilton that encourages people practicing conversing. You are welcome!
ugottabekidding | July 30, 2010 at 6:47 pm
I have a better question. Why do you give a fuck? I’ve only been posting for a couple of days and not on anywhere near every thread. So, eat my ass, scrotum licker. Take your own advice and JUST STOP being a dick. On that note, have an awesome weekend!
&&& | July 30, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Guess you make people puke with your inane attempts at humor, dude~!
doucheatdookchutedotdill | July 31, 2010 at 10:41 am
it’s cuz i have no job and no life, and lots to say but no one thatll listen and i’m so motherfuckin lazy i cant even capitalize a single thing but hey anybody can hurl vulgarities on the net so what the hell.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 31, 2010 at 1:16 pm
why the nerve of some people lol
good point on capitalize. if people react to what you write you’re on to *some*thing. maybe we both should be writing.
but oh yeah its not just your playground. WE share server space with sean, ugottabekiddin, Jester, and anyone else who feels like posting ad nauseum. but i bet they ARE all diff people. well besides the like six names you posted with today to whine.
SOLUTION: if you cant tell from a username what to skip over then well take ur sorry ass home.
meanwhile stick to one name yourself and post lame zingers so we can spread out the interracial looooove spams (barry white annunciation on ‘looooove’)
now let me get back to my posting!
Lisa | August 1, 2010 at 7:59 pm
Thank God. Get her and the rest of that cast out of my state.
ugottabekidding | July 30, 2010 at 4:22 pm
One down, seven more to go!
Gene | July 30, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Dude…not with your dick, triple wrapped!
Hobble | July 30, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Why are these people considered news worthy? I just don’t get it.
FrankNfrtr | July 30, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Jeezu tap dancing Christ get a star on photo #8 now now now now now now!!!
Rob | August 3, 2010 at 4:06 pm
A better picture of Snooki http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/08/500x_peopleofwalmart-1_01.jpg
dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 4:29 pm
eww and an uppie for sadistic measure
stephie | July 30, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Pls stop with this shit name and your lame comments. Agreed with all above.
Karmen | July 30, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Can someone PLEASE just inject anorexia into this stupid bitch? It’s the only way she’s going to matter to anyone. And why does her ass look like a fat saggy food?!?!!! I’ve been a uk size 22 all the way through to a size 8 and my ass has never looked like that.
God she really is utterly revolting.
Dan | July 30, 2010 at 4:34 pm
God Damn what an fugly bitch.. I mean Jesus fuck that’s an ugly human.
HidekiRyuga | July 30, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Can we get #DoNOTFreeSnooki trending?
Jake | July 30, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Is it just me, or does she kinda look like that old lady from Poltergeist? Go into the light, Carol Anne!
Blech | August 1, 2010 at 12:53 am
Hah! Ha ha ha ha ha!
stinky mcpoop | July 30, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Damn Eskimos
SnookiInuit | July 30, 2010 at 7:39 pm
LMAO
jon and kate plus haiti | July 30, 2010 at 9:42 pm
for the win !!!
Randal(l) | July 30, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Man, My dick has never barfed so much as when I was done with #8.
Randal(l)
lis | July 30, 2010 at 4:47 pm
OMG. what a beast. please keep her in jail, away from the kids.
Phil | July 30, 2010 at 4:48 pm
It’s being reported that she was arrested for obstruction, specifically for interfering with people trying to cross a bridge.
Just stop | July 30, 2010 at 4:50 pm
LOL, Ok Phil I did not see your Grimm Brothers reference there. Thank you.
cc | July 31, 2010 at 8:15 am
That’s classic, I will give you credit.
Just stop | July 30, 2010 at 4:49 pm
The Fish used to have witty posters. Does anyone know where they went? I give up!
dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 4:55 pm
please do. ur as insufferable as anyone else in here.
..|.. suca mi cazz ..|..
NoHollyForMissQuinn | July 30, 2010 at 5:10 pm
#
dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 4:55 pm
please do. ur as insufferable as anyone else in here.
Spoken by the worst of all the posters in here.
Richard McBeef | July 30, 2010 at 4:56 pm
I dunno, but after they left it just became a bunch of bitches whining about how it used to be.
Esoteric | July 30, 2010 at 5:56 pm
touché
MisterLebowski | July 30, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Thank god she got to ring the opening bell at the NYSE. God forbid someone who is a fat, worthless skank be held back from THAT.
Reg | July 30, 2010 at 4:51 pm
I wonder how much money they paid those cops to stage this stunt. I wonder if their contract included extra pay if they get cheeto grease on their uniforms.
NoHollyForMissQuinn | July 30, 2010 at 5:15 pm
you are wise.
Turd Ferguson | July 30, 2010 at 4:54 pm
It seems the cops are just trolling the beaches for attractive, hot looking coeds that matter and arresting them. Oh wait.
PLUS – beer bonging a Pepsi? How on earth did she get that killer physique by beer bonging liters of carbonated beverage? Odd.
DHS | July 30, 2010 at 4:55 pm
I like how TMZ photoshopped “i
RebelMinion | July 30, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Pregnant women should not be drinking like that. Oh.Wait.
Georgio | July 30, 2010 at 5:08 pm
She just wants to meet Lindsay Lohan…
Do_Freebird | July 30, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Those weren’t Jersey cops, they were SPCA officers. SHe didn’t have her tag or her shots. Off to the Pound with her!
Phred | July 30, 2010 at 5:13 pm
bearcub. lol.
lola | July 30, 2010 at 5:13 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Polizzi
“cheerleading may have contributed to her anorexia” hahahahah oh gosh pls read this is funny!
Hagbard | July 30, 2010 at 5:27 pm
She’s like Danny DeVito with boobs…
Angie | July 30, 2010 at 5:28 pm
LOL, but DeVito is sexier.
Michael | August 3, 2010 at 1:50 am
And talented, spanning a career of over 3 decades (or more).
Bunny Foofoo | July 30, 2010 at 5:29 pm
i’m very excited to see the booking photo of snookie wearing the SLUT shirt.
nikkyraney | July 30, 2010 at 5:34 pm
That is the least flattering picture of Snooki I have ever seen.
She looks like an oompa loompa poor girl.
She usually looks a bit more presentable.
&&& | July 30, 2010 at 5:35 pm
I am proud to say I have never watched this show. Does Snookies looks grow on you like Sarah Jessica Parker if you watch the show? I heard she is the highest paid one. 45,000 per episode.
FrankNfrtr | July 30, 2010 at 6:57 pm
They say she has “personality”.
Mark | July 30, 2010 at 5:35 pm
THROW AWAY THE FUCKING KEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter Weeter | July 30, 2010 at 5:40 pm
I keep looking at that photo and laughing. She looks like my grammy Loretta in those giant sunglasses and toothless grin.
Alex K. | July 30, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Wow. Yougottabeanasshole, don’t go away mad, just go away!
ugottabekidding | July 30, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Wow, Alex, you can eat it after JS is done. It’s cool. :)
Alex K. | July 30, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Nasty freak.
ugottabekidding | July 30, 2010 at 7:08 pm
And that’s bad? lol
Burt | July 30, 2010 at 7:33 pm
So, can cops be hired when they are off duty to appear on TV in uniform? Yup, I wonder if this isn’t just a publicity stunt/part of the script for her “reality” show.
SnookiInuit | July 30, 2010 at 7:41 pm
I think she got arrested for trying to eat three billy goats as they crossed over her bridge…
…that or plundering a Krispy Kreme….
SnookiInuit | July 30, 2010 at 7:43 pm
And say hello to FUPA…. Geez… They let THAT on TV?
almightytub | July 30, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Jeeze I thought that was Danny Devito in drag. They are filming the new season of it always sunny right? Im calling shananigans on this pic!
Marco | July 30, 2010 at 8:28 pm
“or possibly a small bear cub,” is the funniest line I’ve heard here in a while. She is small brown beast isn’t she?
Blech | August 1, 2010 at 12:56 am
Orange. Small orange beast.
charity | July 30, 2010 at 8:32 pm
who let the travelocity gnome off the lawn?
K | July 30, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Hahah, she’s so fat!
huh? | July 30, 2010 at 9:44 pm
Seriously…Google “Oompa Loompa” and there she is! The cops should have thrown that SLOTH in the rip tide.
Lauren | July 30, 2010 at 10:29 pm
does anyone else notice that these shots are from TWO DIFFERENT SESSIONS? different shirts. Fish, I’m disappointed.
anyway, I hate to admit I love this girl. if I had my grandma’s ass at the age of 23 and a fake tan, I’d be damned proud people were paying me 100K+ doing anything that didn’t involve a cubicle.
(although I’d wish she’d buy a better variety of shirts…)
ugottabekidding | July 30, 2010 at 11:14 pm
News just reported she’s out. Yup, they let it loose.
captain america | July 31, 2010 at 12:23 am
these folks are the HERO’s of the american civilisation?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
ballsdeep | July 31, 2010 at 12:24 am
That sow is soused…wouldn’t last 15 minutes in LBI. Still me likey.
dani | July 31, 2010 at 12:35 am
Awwww! Poor Mrs. Potato Head!
Leelou | July 31, 2010 at 1:33 am
My only comment on this is….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
cc | July 31, 2010 at 8:17 am
The Pillsbury Doughboy was swimming in the Gulf of Mexico? Idiot.
cc | July 31, 2010 at 8:22 am
I went camping once and she got into my cooler while was away from my campsite.
Gary | July 31, 2010 at 9:36 am
Wait, does her shirt actually say “SLUT?” No one will touch this monster, so she has to advertise that she’ll throw leg for anyone now?