Snooki Got Arrested

July 30th, 2010 // 181 Comments

What you’re witnessing here is a drunk as all hell Snooki getting arrested in Seaside Heights, N.J. today while filming an episode of Jersey Shore. TMZ says she was picked up for disorderly conduct, but based on these photos of her buying a beer bong, I’m going to assume someone called in an eight-year-old boy getting shit-faced on the boardwalk. Or possibly a small bear cub. Then again, these officers don’t look like they’re from the game commission.

NOTE: I’ll see you one Tara Reid snizz and raise you a Snook-ass.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Rachel
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    if danny devito wore a wig…

  2. Koushoku
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    this woman will eat us all if we dont kill her nao : /

  3. Rufus The Cat
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    What the hell have we ever done to you Superficial writer? Not a nice thing to put online :(

  4. Yoda Mann
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    That is one hideous hobbit.

  5. Alex K.

    Wow. Yougottabeanasshole, don’t go away mad, just go away!

  6. Wow, Alex, you can eat it after JS is done. It’s cool. :)

  7. Alex K.

    Nasty freak.

  8. Danielle
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    Shes wearing two different shirts? same style/color but one says “slut” and the other “i love snookie” bitch prolly barfed hersel and had a sneaky change of wadrobe.

  9. DarkDeathRay
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    Looks like every other drunken indian squa from the Reserve. And why is she famous again…?

  10. Jamie
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    What an ugly nasty looking whore. Is there anyone I can pay to just deprive her of air for a couple of days?

  11. joe blow
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    That guy behind her with the camera looks like he’s thinking: “Damn this camera is heavy, but it could be worse, I could have to carrying that fat bitch to her next grazing at the slop trough.”

  12. Burt

    So, can cops be hired when they are off duty to appear on TV in uniform? Yup, I wonder if this isn’t just a publicity stunt/part of the script for her “reality” show.

  13. SnookiInuit

    I think she got arrested for trying to eat three billy goats as they crossed over her bridge…

    …that or plundering a Krispy Kreme….

  14. SnookiInuit

    And say hello to FUPA…. Geez… They let THAT on TV?

  15. almightytub

    Jeeze I thought that was Danny Devito in drag. They are filming the new season of it always sunny right? Im calling shananigans on this pic!

  16. Marco

    “or possibly a small bear cub,” is the funniest line I’ve heard here in a while. She is small brown beast isn’t she?

  17. charity

    who let the travelocity gnome off the lawn?

  18. Marco
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    Oh God! I just clicked on the thumbnail and had no I idea that it would lead to this burned into my retina!

  19. Marco
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    Run Snooki, Run, good-speed mighty frog shoes!

  20. K

    Hahah, she’s so fat!

  21. amanda
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    if iwas her id go willingly, the officer on the left is hot + i bet thats the most action shes gotten in months!

  22. huh?

    Seriously…Google “Oompa Loompa” and there she is! The cops should have thrown that SLOTH in the rip tide.

  23. Lauren

    does anyone else notice that these shots are from TWO DIFFERENT SESSIONS? different shirts. Fish, I’m disappointed.

    anyway, I hate to admit I love this girl. if I had my grandma’s ass at the age of 23 and a fake tan, I’d be damned proud people were paying me 100K+ doing anything that didn’t involve a cubicle.

    (although I’d wish she’d buy a better variety of shirts…)

  24. Lissa
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    look at her face! Ha, she looks like a child, and it looks like the other girl’s dragging her re re little stump sister away. This face makes me think of that Crank Yankers character, Special Ed. Too funny…

  25. News just reported she’s out. Yup, they let it loose.

  26. A
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    She gets the death penalty now, right?

  27. Cock Dr
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    She’s already back out on the street. The show must go on.

  28. captain america

    these folks are the HERO’s of the american civilisation?
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  29. ballsdeep

    That sow is soused…wouldn’t last 15 minutes in LBI. Still me likey.

  30. dani

    Awwww! Poor Mrs. Potato Head!

  31. Leelou

    My only comment on this is….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  32. Vito
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    This is a three-count citation. She was arrested for being:
    1. Fat
    2. Drunk and
    3.Stupid.

    She’s lucky they didn’t also cite her for simply being a loud-mouthed cunt.

  33. cc

    The Pillsbury Doughboy was swimming in the Gulf of Mexico? Idiot.

  34. cc

    I went camping once and she got into my cooler while was away from my campsite.

  35. anthony
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    she is a pig…

  36. Gary

    Wait, does her shirt actually say “SLUT?” No one will touch this monster, so she has to advertise that she’ll throw leg for anyone now?

  37. doucheatdookchutedotdill
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    yeah, you’re both unoriginal fuckfaces.

  38. Jon
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    i’m from toms river, nj, now i have to mark that bench so i can make sure to never sit on or near it ever again, yest i be smote

  39. joho777

    What an unattractive person. And what wonderful publicity for New Jersey.

    Just shows that no matter how poor the American public’s taste is, there is always someone who will sell a cheaper and shallower show and have people watch it.

  40. Audrey Jo
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    CAPTAIN CAVEMANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. sasha
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    The female (sort of) Spencer Pratt.

  42. Freebie

    What’s really sad is that she (and the other Jersey Shore losers) are making a hell of a lot more money than you or me. Life isn’t fair.

    • Nerd

      To add insult to injury, they make more money that you or I doing THIS. I’ve never seen an episode of this trainwreck, and thankfully so. At least the Mel Gibson trainwreck is comical, and the Heidi trainwreck has tits. What in the sweet name of fuck does this “thing” have going for it? Spooki is just vile. I can’t formulate the words to describe my disgust for this stunted cunt. She is the most despicable thing I have ever seen come across this site. Toss me the Lohan’s, the Kardashian’s, the Hogan’s…I’ll welcome them with open arms. Spooki simplify personifies “gross” in every term it was ever meant to be expressed with.

  43. Rachem
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    …love that the lady with the mic is trying not to stare directly at what is happening in front of her.

  44. howtall

    how tall is this girl? she has to be under 4’11”, thus making here a legal midget.

    • snookidamidget

      Snooki has stated that she is 4’9” but I personally think she is even smaller than that. Not sure about what legally makes you a midget but I’m pretty sure she meets those requirements

  45. tom
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    free willy!

  46. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Sweet Jesus, she is just gross.

  47. Cock Dr
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    Low IQ midget exploitation. It all becomes clear now.
    MTV should be ashamed….on so many levels.

  48. Cock Dr
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    Is this a fair representation of New Jersey? I’ve never been there.

    • AW

      No, not a fair representation at all. I grew up in Ocean City, NJ which is right ON the shore and I never saw anything like these people.

      • VinMac

        HellOoOoO its TELEVISION!!!! they are paid ACTORS!!! EVERY show one sees on MTv is either scripted or staged/adlibbed… i was on a show 3 years ago, and its definately acting…

  49. Commented on this photo:

    Yeah Snooki being arrested was probly 4 her own good, hopefully she learned not 2 violate again!! & that Devito joke was a classic 1, I mean Snooki is very short like a dwarf/midget!!! Lol, that was very funny…..

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