Snooki Has A Fragrance, Too

Yesterday, we saw JWoww promoting her new fragrance “JWoww” at a Kmart, and now here’s Snooki promoting the also-creatively-named “Snooki” which we already knows smells like a dampened Ewok eager for cock, so naturally she’s at a Perfumania. On that note, just assume behind that paper wall is two shitting cows and a manager frantically breaking random bottles to mask the scent. “I think I did it, you guys. I’m only smelling lasagna and, wait – *sniff sniff* – shaggy vagina. Sonofabitch!”

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