Snooki: ‘My Fragrance Smells Like a Moistened Ewok, Open To Pleasure’

Snooki was apparently on The Tonight Show Tuesday night, but because nobody watches it, it took two days for anyone to realize she went on television and said her new fragrance will smell like an Oompa Loompa constantly in heat. So like her, is exactly what she’s going to say. Via Us Magazine:

No word on what the final notes will be, but the ultra-bronzed star ensures that the perfume will be “flirty and bubbly, you know, like my personality, and obviously something DTF.”
But the well-known acronym threw Leno (and guest Jeff Bridges) off, and Snooki had to come to the rescue to explain.
“[It means] “down to fuck,” she said.

Mmm. Damp Ewok crotch musk… But I can’t help but feel this story is missing something. Perhaps an attempt at a scent even more representative of its creator. Ah, wait, here it is:

When rumors hit last month, fans of the Jersey Shore housemate began speculating if the juice would smell like her beloved snack, pickles. And being that Snooki, 23, is pretty much down for anything, she tried it out.
“[It] smelled like pickles and grass and it was just gross.”

“[It] smelled like my mouth and a couple people died during the testing phase and it was just gross,” is how that was supposed to read. Probably just a typo.

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