Snooki was apparently on The Tonight Show Tuesday night, but because nobody watches it, it took two days for anyone to realize she went on television and said her new fragrance will smell like an Oompa Loompa constantly in heat. So like her, is exactly what she’s going to say. Via Us Magazine:
No word on what the final notes will be, but the ultra-bronzed star ensures that the perfume will be “flirty and bubbly, you know, like my personality, and obviously something DTF.”
But the well-known acronym threw Leno (and guest Jeff Bridges) off, and Snooki had to come to the rescue to explain.
“[It means] “down to fuck,” she said.
Mmm. Damp Ewok crotch musk… But I can’t help but feel this story is missing something. Perhaps an attempt at a scent even more representative of its creator. Ah, wait, here it is:
When rumors hit last month, fans of the Jersey Shore housemate began speculating if the juice would smell like her beloved snack, pickles. And being that Snooki, 23, is pretty much down for anything, she tried it out.
“[It] smelled like pickles and grass and it was just gross.”
“[It] smelled like my mouth and a couple people died during the testing phase and it was just gross,” is how that was supposed to read. Probably just a typo.
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Would leave load on those tits.
You’re right. I would not mind taking a shit on her too.
That would be the “non – difficult Brown”
I’d say it would be cheaper to just buy two oranges, but I’d be wrong.
What fleeting thoughts do you think went through Oscar-winner Jeff Bridges head when this orange mound of flesh explained what “DTF” meant?
That he’d rather have a trio of rabid squirrels gnaw his nuts off than get “DTF” with a rancid talking pumpkin? There are some things that even The Dude can’t abide.
He’s thinking of how much penicillin and how much booze it would take , then shakes it off violently
You mean, he wasn’t reflecting to himself “I’ve truly made it now” ??
lol
He thought ” I’m up and outta here “
Seriously, the biggest crime here is that Jeff Bridges was made to be in the same room as Snooki. And not only that: Jay Leno was there AT THE SAME TIME!
I think I’d seek to impale myself on a mic stand, wouldn’t you?
I tell my kids that laziness and stupidity will not be rewarded in this life and then they confront me with this mess , so I have to amend my statement to “except in New Jersey and on MTV”
A perfume that smells like a longshoreman’s armpit after off loading boats for 8 hours ? Man , I’m gettin hot as I type
You forgot the essence of festering jizz
and herpes sores ripening in the Ewok musk
And the ” I didn’t wipe completely the last two times “essence
Her nails look nice, French Tips, very classy. Perhaps, she’s changing her image.
…and in ghetto length too.
I imagine the “kibbles and bits” song going through her head non – stop
ha ha!!
What cretin would get “down ” with this sub – species? What cretin would buy this smelly ‘elixir’ to rub on her body in hopes of what cretin would get down with her?
Oh , Yeah , New Jersey is always the answer to any Snooki questions
1. Where are we where someone thinks that selling a fragrance that was designed by a hedgehog is marketing genius?
2. Where are we that a fragrance designed by a hedgehog will be purchased and worn by thousands of young women?
3. Am I really this hungover?
Likening Snooki to a hedgehog is totally insulting to hedgehogs! And totally wrong as well, because at least hedgehogs are cute.
I couldn’t find a good link to a photo of Ron Jeremy, the original hedgehog, to post. They could be twins.
Ooooh! Well in that case, I stand corrected.
Carry on.
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Do you mean to say that Snooki could be hit by a dozen missles in one mission and survive to fuck another day? Impressive. I’ll bet her cooch is lined with titanium like the A-10 cockpit.
let me do it, please?
VERY VERY GENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MMMM , add Deena’s sexy “deep ass musk” , and you have a winner!
Deena’s ” I can’t get to all of the crevices in my asshole” L’air !
The thought of this thing creating a perfume is repulsive beyond comprehension.
its nyc on a hot summer day during the garbage strike when the sewer backed up.
““flirty and bubbly, you know, like a fart in the bathtub”
How dare they put the fat ewok on the same stage as “The Dude”
Yuck.
You are all the reason she is famous. Fucking dolts.
She would look pretty decent if she wore khaki pants, a polo shirt. Trimmed her nails, become a paler color, and kept her hair down and straighten.
I am proud to say that i never flapped off to her or let alone want a DTF with her.
have fun guys she is all yours.
I am getting nauseous at the thought of her chubby joycave and the attendant scent
Her new fragrance probably smells like a homeless man and Oscar the Grouch.
What’s the name of her fragrance going to be? Money Shot? That works.
Mostly, girl’s fragrance are really a major headache.
The funniest thing about lowlife low class snooki & her explanation is seeing Jeff Bridges running out of the room, screaming “The Dude does NOT abide with that…”
Pure class, that one is.
Vagina raunch fragrance launching soon to a 99 cents store near you..
Her name should be Ewooki not snooki.
“I know. My eyes look weird now that they CGI’d my blinking.”
Why is she wearing those sunglasses? Doesn’t she know that George Lucas now have allowed Ewoks to have moving eye lids?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww