It’s Snooki’s Engagement Ring

Yesterday, we found out that Snooki is probably engaged on top of being pregnant with God knows who’s baby. So, of course, here she is suddenly walking around with a rock on her finger last night which means her Us Weekly cover is most likely going to drop tomorrow after they spent the past week pretending they don’t know she’s pregnant. On that note, supermarket cashiers should legally be allowed to sterilize anyone who buys an issue because they’re literally dropping four bucks to read about something that the most basic understanding of statistics dictates would eventually happen. “Well, she only had 500 cocks in her, not 700, so I better see what happened just in case-” TZZZZZZZ. “Ow, that was my uterus!”

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