Yes, gentlemen, the rumors are true: You can get gay-married in New York! Huzzah!
Like a scene out of Block-Shaped Sluts 6, Snooki and Deena Cortese celebrated the Fourth of July weekend by getting so sloppy Cannoli-shit-hammered, Snooki had to be carried off the beach, again, while Deena raped innocent bystanders using nothing but brute force and strategic belly-flops. Later, she’d grow a big red beard and tell Frodo all about the Mines of Moria and how it’d be safe to travel through them.
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MY 2 FAVORITE GIRLS!!!!!!!!!AWW SNOOKIE WHATS WRONG?
I CAN buy you a pickle!
these girls are so uggggly
I’d still smash.
she looks fine guys..my body is that…sigh..but then again ive had 3 kids..BUT SHE STILL LOOKS OK..