Yes, gentlemen, the rumors are true: You can get gay-married in New York! Huzzah!
Like a scene out of Block-Shaped Sluts 6, Snooki and Deena Cortese celebrated the Fourth of July weekend by getting so sloppy Cannoli-shit-hammered, Snooki had to be carried off the beach, again, while Deena raped innocent bystanders using nothing but brute force and strategic belly-flops. Later, she’d grow a big red beard and tell Frodo all about the Mines of Moria and how it’d be safe to travel through them.
Photo: Splash News
Let’s see him do that with a Kardashian.
These pictures are HILARIOUS!!!
No MY fathers, pendejo!! I juss get here from Mejico!!
and ghey
They said we shouldn’t have buried Osama bin Laden at sea when it was still radioactive from the Fukushima nuclear power plant disaster. They were right all along…
RELEASE THE KRAKEN.
Apparently, Snooki has three arms. Two to wave in the air while she’s pretend-humping some chick, and a third to hold her drink.
beached whale.
It’s like the stability of our civilization is being held together by a single, highly tensioned bikini strap.
Always make sure you’re miked before you enter the water.
Oh, those teeth just complete the ensemble.
And once again, medical waste washes up on the shores of New Jersey.
Which dam in Jersey these two otters were trying to break?
D: Don’t soil the good name of otters.
The A-10 was designed to provide close air support (CAS) for ground forces by attacking tanks, armored vehicles, and other ground targets with a limited air interdiction capability. It is designed exclusively for close air support.
Cool story, bro.
i didn’t know they had trannys on that show
That blonde chicks pinky in this photo is SO FREAKIN SCARY!!!
Fat, ugly, slut at the beach. This “woman” is aged beyond her years. No grace, no character, no mystery, no qualities that will get her more than 10 minutes of a guy’s attention to get in and get out ASAP. Just in your face skankiness.
it’s a typical-looking fat, old Italian… man.
and this is the very reason why people have private pools in their backyards. you know, with fences and shit. and usually a shed. with a lock. so you don;t have to look at it if you don’t want to.
………..is it perhaps a LOSER’S COUNTRY?
Can someone teach this bitch how to do coke? Sloppy is soooo lame.
Wait, this isn’t two gay guys celebrating civil rights?
Do the stars come in brown? Pink just isn’t appropriate here.
A wild snorlax appeared
P.S- Happy about the gay marriage thing passing, if losers like this can get married, so should gay people
Merci!
(As in, “thanks!” and not “have mercy!”)
what the hell are Artie Lang and Danny Devito doing to each other??
Look how smart he is, keeping his hands clear of the Pit of Carkoon…
These people need to get lost right now. Vinnie is out…hope the rest fade just as quickly.
NO TALENT SKUNKS!
Why the repost from Conon O’Brien’s HornyManatee.com site?
One of these days these attention whores will die of alcohol poisoning.
i’m a bit drunk. i’m going to have to come back whiile sober because i’m not sure if this is real or not. cat, stay out of the pizza box!
She would need a shitload more camo to cover all that up…
Unfortunately, that’s not the smell of dead fish on the beach…
I just threw up in my mouth a little
He’s looking obesity in the eye.
Deenas fatter.
Please let it be tomorrow……
It would’ve been a much better pic, if they would’ve just laid her on her face, and dragged her by her feet….
Can you feel the rolls baby??? I heated’m up just for you…
First competition…the Snooki, followed by the Wookie….
Deena, in an odd moment of clarity, requests someone “Get it offa” her.
Gonzo…hahahahha I love it!
Look Out KID!!! Fat Ugly Tits a cummin thru!
You can tell by his face he’s really interested in her personality
I wish I could spell GODZILLA Roar!!
Look Ma! No ass!!!
Somebody wave a greasy sausage?
BEWARE the dark hole…..
Electronics + Seawater = A REALLY good show!
It’s like that movie The Bodyguard. But in the snow, and a race reversal. Except he is trying to get rid of her, and without talent. You know what, nevermind…
(but*not in the snow)
awwwwwwwwww…a Channel Belly Lint Collector……