Jersey Shore star Deena Cortese on the beach in Seaside Heights, NJ. (July 2, 2011)
Daniel Negreanu’s date needs a diaper change.
OMG!!! My eyes!!! My eyes!!!
Even her ass wants to escape her.
Paps catch the moment Deena’s herpes blisters burst.
I believe the term for that is “squirting”.
So uh, maybe later you want to come over and fix my sink ?
Who knew she’d squirt all of the steroids out from her ass put there by her housemates with joy dancing with a guy whose tan doesn’t wash off in the ocean?
dammit, strikethrough didn’t work…only cuz i’m not as cool as Fish.
Trip to NJ: $300 (round-trip)
Fame whoring for photos with Jersey Shore stars: (free…probably)
Getting herpes from dancing: irreversible
OMG! Your water just broke! Time to push now!
You can tell by his face he’s really interested in her personality
*vomits on keyboard*
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