“We thought training the Ewoks in Eastern fighting styles might give us a tactical advantage ove Al Qaeda. Consequently, we ran into issues when their pickle rations dried up in the desert. The resulting mutiny was not… pleasant. On a quiet day, I can still smell singed fur and, provided the wind’s just right, Slim Jims. Extra spicy.”
- General David Petraeus, ISAF Commander speaking to U.N. Security Council.
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It’s not Yoga. She’s just trying to pick herself up off the floor after a bender.
Or maybe she just saw the original Karate Kid and thought “I can do that.” Kind of an impressive fail.
More like Yogi.
“Hey Booboo, I’m gonna get me one of those pic-o-nic baskets.”
Hee hee!
I love Mary Jane.
Talk about your “Down-ward facing Dog”…
Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Nice park, too bad about it’s visitor
“Its”
/FTFY
Ha, ha, ha, ha..she doesn’t look as fat in these pics, at least to me. New face for Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Ediets?! As they are the only companies that I’m sure wouldn’t mind her being a face for them!
yeah that’s not screaming “look at me look at me” at all.
someone give the animal a pair of concrete slippers, so she can jump in the lake. please.
Another day ending in the letter “Y” means another staged shot of this head case looking stupid. Well done MTV….the cable channel that helps inspire young Americans to buy stuff & act like drunken gangsta imbeciles.
You know – when Cock Doc takes the time to pull her examination mouth off of her patient she makes a lot of sense…
Is that how your Dr does it?
When you’re an insecure & deeply closeted homosexual like TOHITJ I guess you have to grab any legitimate seeming excuse for gay sex that you can.
Maybe we should get Couple’s counseling? I’ll be Heidi Montag and you can be Spencer Pratt…
Speaking of bombastic bullshitting: Are you really a Cock Doc or you just a Cock Dock wannabe…? (I’m betting you’re 350 lbs if you’re an ounce and your doc scrubs is really a moo moo.).
Wow Cock Doc a little defensive aren’t we? I mean I’m not the one who took the name Cock Doc as a moniker…
Item 1 – Insecure? Yes aren’t all American males deeply insecure? Thanks to Obama admin, the economy, and rampant liberalism I’d hazard that most American men have no clue what it is to be a secure male in our society these days. We’re at fault for everything haven’t you heard?
Item 2 – DEEPLY closeted? As opposed to shallow closeting? Interesting…I’ll bring this up with my therapist.
Just spitballing out loud here but maybe you want to retake that bedside manner class you skippd out on cuz you were the quest hostess at a gang bang that day….
Talk to your therapist about how to overcome being a bombastic bullshitter too while you’re at it.
will you two stfu
the syphillis finally made it to her brain.
There’s a “Retarded Midget” pose in yoga?
Who knew?
this woman is NOT HOT AT ALL.. there is nothing sexy or attractive about her, she is short and fat and in my books that is just not very pleasing to the eye.
and lest we forget – this bitch is Peruvian or some shit…NOT Italian. What a lame phony. Honey, your problem isn’t your ethnicity, it’s your hoochiness!
Mmmmm I’d so totally do her, bet she’d be awesome in bed!!
I really have to wonder by looking at her E.T. face, is she mentally retarded?
does she have some sort of metal problem, why is her face so f8cked up?
she kinda looks like a kid with down syndrome,
I dont think is a race thing, btw what race is she, a mix between hispanic/asian and @sshole?
why are her cheeks like that, is she deformed,
I swear she looks deformed in the face,
I’ve never seen another human being with her features or her proportions, the only thing coming close to her looks is sick people,
so many questions…
I agree, every photo of her leaves me wondering if she’s mildly retarded. she holds facial expressions that normal people only have if they’re photographed like mid-sneeze, or one of those high-speed camera “punched in the face” pics.
Every celebrity gets caught with one of these “looked really weird for a split second” photos, but with snookie it’s every damn time.
NOM..
you must be on crack, that woman is so gross and short and fat…all you would hear is complaining from her “i cant breathe your chest hairs are in my mouth”…too short and fat.
America’s Accidental Sweetheart?
We are in the DEEPEST of shit…
I guess even celebrity quality is affected by recessions…
lard butt
Looks like she’s about to go Daniel-san on Johnnie during the All Valley Karate Tournament.
nice
not
BARFARAMA
Superficial: presenting only an appearance without substance or significance.
Snooki is overqualified.
All the yoga in the world isn’t going to do anything about that alcohol gut.
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MTV must be destroyed
Watch out Snooki, they’re after your Lucky Charms!
Once again I’m led to believe MTV is using the same people responsible for every faked Speidi shoot to make the Jersey Shore idiots seem like everyday people.
I’d hit it.
she’s just….. busted, like you get mad if a girl like this is checking you out. Damn tv is awesome. It can make anything awesome
I thought I felt a slight disturbance in Earth’s gravitational field.
My only regret with this post is the ass shot wasnt from behind :-( but positive as a ucla coke test id hit it.. just the once..
Your statement is confusing because UCLA coke tests are inconclusive. Look at Lindsay Lohan. The fine experts there said she wasn’t a cokehead even though she left coke residue on her discharge forms.
Is that Snooki or Captain Jack Sparrow?.
she looks like she lost some weight!! Go Snooki! Make yo money!!!!!
Italia Princess?
ROFLMAO
Not even close…
Dear Al Qaeda,
You were right
I left the keys under the mat.
Guy Rossi.
Awesome, Guy. You made my day! I’m crying inside, ’cause you’re right, but thanks anyways.
That was definately a good comment!
whats with the shirt? she is Chilean, not Italian…
You know if there is one thing nice about pics of Snookie on this site, is it brings all the different races, classes, genders, and political affiliations together….everyone hates this pig. Lots of times you see people arguing on this site but not with a Snookie Pic. We are one nation under God all hating this useless fat piece of shit. It’s quite beautiful seeing different people coming together united for one cause….
LOL Mr. T it is a beautiful moment in healing the wounds that divide us. Snooki is good for something after all. Who woulda thunk it?.
The A-10 was designed to provide close air support (CAS) for ground forces by attacking tanks, armored vehicles, and other ground targets with a limited air interdiction capability. It is designed exclusively for close air support.
No wonder Chile is so underpopulated
I would have given $100 for someone to come up behind her and give her an epic falcon punch right in that cesspool she calls a vagina
This has to be one of Fish’s funniest comments here in quite a while.
I’d hit that.
With nunchucks.
I’d tap that.
Actually, I’d only double tap that.
double tap Hahahahahahaha
I love you for that
She looks way skinnier! She was becoming quite the heffer for a while there…
I like how her shirt says Italian Princess and she is not even italian. What a moron.
This fucking Bridge Troll isn’t ITALIAN!!! She’s some dirty S. American orphan! FUCK HER!
I just saw a magazine cover that said something along the lines of “Snooki’s Battle with an Eating Disorder”. I would say she won that battle quite handily.
you’re gonna need a lot more the yoga nasty lil spic troll. omg it urges me to no end that this disgusting vile creature claims to be itailan and a guidette. 100% you’re 100% correct. we need to boycott this pig asap!
HERE DOGGIE, DOGGIE, DOGGIE, YOU MISS THE HYDRANT!
Even more so than when she’s just standing there normally, her in that pose makes it impossible for me to resist the urge to kick her square in the cunt…
Oh, I also forgot to add:
what an ugly, wop, twat she is…enjoy your 15 minutes you pig
And I just saw Snookie in midtown today getting into a cab. Perhaps, she was trying to make it to General Petraeus’s speech at the U.N.
haha I’m just horny that’s all.. come on she’s not that bad!!
This retarded sea lion is not italian.
ha! sea lion.
Please, please stop posting this waste of carbon.