Snooki Doesn’t Want To Be Called Snooki

January 12th, 2011 // 86 Comments

Paving the way for her to finally be called, “Shitty Wicket,” Snooki is reportedly tired of her famous nickname and wants to go back to whatever the hell her real name is. Snooktopher? Via the AP:

The reality TV star says the moniker that helped make her famous has gotten a little old and she misses her name.
“I miss my real name. I miss people calling me Nicole,” she said.

God, today’s celebrity are lazy. George Reeves was tired of being associated with Superman, but instead of bitching about it, he found a creative solution to his problem using hard work and good old-fashioned Chutzpah. Shit, even Mikey from Life cereal had the integrity to mix Pop Rocks and Coke. Be creative.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. wim

    she is mature now: Just Call Her “SNOOK”, folks!!

  2. joe

    Fat Whore??

  3. Doompa-dee dah…

  4. truth

    “tubbi” suits her better anyway…

  5. Ed

    It’s because being called Snooki is considered such an insult now.

  6. dontlooknow

    I am so friggin’ tired of her porky little face.

  7. Task

    When did Roseanne Barr find the fountain of youth?

  8. Andriiya

    Am I the only who thinks her face is imploding into itself and will soon look exactly like a giant ass crack?

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    Peter
    Commented on this photo:

    Could this fat cow have gotten any fatter?

  10. noooooooooo

    Makes sense, she’s evolved as a person. Her new name will be a symbol consisting of a slut stuffed halfway into a dumpster.

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    yowillie
    Commented on this photo:

    How about Miss Piggy?

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