Snooki Was Snarf

October 31st, 2011 // 44 Comments

Here’s Snooki hosting a Halloween bash in Vegas Saturday night where she showed up in a leopard costume complete with colored contacts, body pai- wait, she’s a fat, orange cat, isn’t she? Dammit. Is it too late to change my headline to “Snooki Was Garfield?” What if I told you her owner serves her lasagna in a dish on the floor with her name on it? I’ve seen it.

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  1. Snooki Cat Costume Halloween
    Misana
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    She seems to like making that face

  2. Hey Hick Fuck You!

    This kitten has claws…..RAWR!

  3. Coyote

    I don’t know if it is Rabbit season or Duck Season, but somebody needs to shoot that thing.

  4. papastryfe

    Jerseyshore…Jerseyshore…STD, GTL, HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  5. JC

    Are we sure that’s a costume and not just the natural progression of some bacteria-resistant super-STD?

  6. Truth be told, she looks cute.

    And that outfit isn’t nearly as slut-tastic as I’d expect her to wear.

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    Poison Ivy League
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    That chick behind her is doing better cat eyes.

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    Melania
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    Those contacts are a bit wonky there lol.

  9. Snooki Cat Costume Halloween
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    Was she a leper?

  10. Snooki Cat Costume Halloween
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    She used the “Chris Brown’s Girlfriend” bruise makeup on her arms.

  11. Snooki Cat Costume Halloween
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    Any other day all those hickeys would look conspicuous.

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    Ols
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    It looks like someone hit her, knocked her eye sidewise. Hilarious.

  13. Ay Dios mio

    Once a year she gets to not shave.

  14. Richard McBeef

    And now we know how feline AIDS crossed species.

  15. TomFrank

    In college, “snarf” referred to how we would eat cheese fries. Which makes this costume choice even more fitting for Snooki.

  16. TaT

    Eh, she looks really cute.

  17. kerrcarto

    Snookie want mush mush.

  18. SIN

    We get it Snooki, you want to show everyone your pussy.

  19. It’s like a LOLcat, only because it’s a cat that you laugh at.

  20. Anon

    Snarf? Her fat orange butt looks more like Garfield.

  21. cc

    Eh, maybe I’d feed her a bone.

  22. Dan

    I dunno… Snookie is looking better and better to me.

    Maybe I should stop drinking before noon.

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    Poison Ivy League
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    Her mouth looks like a crazy butthole.

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    539
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    Is that Fred Durst?

    539

  25. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Let’s not take any chances. Shoot it ten times.

  26. LaylaJ

    Kill it with fire!

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    kim
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    fail.

  28. Snooki Cat Costume Halloween
    TomFrank
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    Very realistic. I know MY cat has elaborately painted claws.

  29. Snooki Cat Costume Halloween
    TomFrank
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    The next day the nightclub changed its name to Sullied.

  30. Snooki Cat Costume Halloween
    TomFrank
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    Cats. Now But Hopefully Not Forever.

  31. jk

    I call shenanigans. Where’s the costume? Not shaving for a few days is NOT a costume.

  32. Snooki Cat Costume Halloween
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    I never realized I had standards where women are concerned until she came around.

  33. tlmck

    Looks like a normal Saturday night outfit for Snooki.

  34. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    I think you have a typo in the header. Are you sure it’s not BARF?

  35. Snooki Lover

    Sno Snarfuckable it’s not funny

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    james
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    Two cat whores!!

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