Here’s Snooki hosting a Halloween bash in Vegas Saturday night where she showed up in a leopard costume complete with colored contacts, body pai- wait, she’s a fat, orange cat, isn’t she? Dammit. Is it too late to change my headline to “Snooki Was Garfield?” What if I told you her owner serves her lasagna in a dish on the floor with her name on it? I’ve seen it.
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She seems to like making that face
This kitten has claws…..RAWR!
I don’t know if it is Rabbit season or Duck Season, but somebody needs to shoot that thing.
Jerseyshore…Jerseyshore…STD, GTL, HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I got it at least…. HOOOOOOO!
Are we sure that’s a costume and not just the natural progression of some bacteria-resistant super-STD?
Truth be told, she looks cute.
And that outfit isn’t nearly as slut-tastic as I’d expect her to wear.
Exactly what i was thinking. But then i remembered that she dresses extra slutty on all the other days of the year
So, I guess we know who the furries are on this site.
That chick behind her is doing better cat eyes.
Those contacts are a bit wonky there lol.
Was she a leper?
She used the “Chris Brown’s Girlfriend” bruise makeup on her arms.
Any other day all those hickeys would look conspicuous.
It looks like someone hit her, knocked her eye sidewise. Hilarious.
Once a year she gets to not shave.
And now we know how feline AIDS crossed species.
In college, “snarf” referred to how we would eat cheese fries. Which makes this costume choice even more fitting for Snooki.
Eh, she looks really cute.
Snookie want mush mush.
it’s “smush-smush”
looks like the pap caught her before makeup and wardrobe got to her
We get it Snooki, you want to show everyone your pussy.
It’s like a LOLcat, only because it’s a cat that you laugh at.
Snarf? Her fat orange butt looks more like Garfield.
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Eh, maybe I’d feed her a bone.
Er, wait, Snarf is a cat? Oh, forget what I said.
I dunno… Snookie is looking better and better to me.
Maybe I should stop drinking before noon.
Her mouth looks like a crazy butthole.
‘zactly what I was thinking.
Roadkill.
Is that Fred Durst?
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Let’s not take any chances. Shoot it ten times.
Kill it with fire!
fail.
Very realistic. I know MY cat has elaborately painted claws.
The next day the nightclub changed its name to Sullied.
Cats. Now But Hopefully Not Forever.
I call shenanigans. Where’s the costume? Not shaving for a few days is NOT a costume.
I never realized I had standards where women are concerned until she came around.
Looks like a normal Saturday night outfit for Snooki.
I think you have a typo in the header. Are you sure it’s not BARF?
Sno Snarfuckable it’s not funny
Two cat whores!!