Snooki Hosted a Pool Party

March 14th, 2011 // 224 Comments

Taking the old adage of surrounding yourself with women less attractive than you to a whole new extreme, Snooki hosted a pool party at Wet Republic in Vegas over the weekend where her bikini fought a losing battle with her ass, leaving nothing but death and carnage in its wake. Nuclear scientists are looking at these right now and wondering how radiation from Japan spread so quickly. “This can’t be right, and yet there’s Gamera eating that poor woman’s swimsuit. No, no, it’s too soon!”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Gen

    Her cottage cheese thighs and fat legs makes me feel better about myself. Honestly, she should go on a diet and stop embarrasing herself. She looks like a whale.

  2. cc

    Balloon knot? More like Hefty bag knot.

  3. Snooki Pig

    WOW!!! It’s a Jersey Boar!!!
    What a fucking pig!!
    What is her purpose in life , other than being a cum dumpster for guys with low self esteem?

  4. surlysara

    I didn’t realize that Spring Break was the official holiday of Endor.

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    Lucifer
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    She looks like the creation of someone who hot-glued a dogs snout to a moldy catchers mitt.

  6. Shark60

    “That’s no moon, it’s a reality TV star.”

    “It’s too big to be a reality TV star.”

  7. medium rare

    Dirty rotten whore. I’d rather stick a broomstick up my arse than pleasure myself servicing that baboon.

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    Double D
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    Stegasaurus toe!

  9. Um, do they still sell the Thigh Master? Can they make one for her face as well?

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    only strait man here
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    Be serious guys, that ass is AMAZING. Would so hit that.

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    smurfies
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    How is this fat little discusting slob ( that thinks she’s an A-lister ) get so popular and make so much money with her filthy mouth.

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    Jaylaa
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    Now that is a poor quality camera, only one pic looks like it was taken by a pro. No one is perfect, so what can we say? Most photos on a magazine are photoshop

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    jlo
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    ONE BIG HELL OF A MESS…

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    Terence
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    Snooki needs to keep her cloths on or go on a diet . I mean quick fast and in a hurry. She’s not white or Italian she was adopted. She is hispanic from Chile, but she grew up in upstate NY.

  15. St.Ephanie

    Ew. Is she moo-ing?!?

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    LM
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    can you beleive this pig is getting rich on TV ? We’re doomed charlie brown !!!

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    firstofthefallen
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    It looks like a hoggers paradise!

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    Frank
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    Oh my god, look at Ace Ventura birthing out of that crack

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    Bonnie
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    Simply put….she’s gross! That whole damn tribe of kids are gross!

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    Tally
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    Stop being so mean, guys! Snooki’s an awesome chick! All the

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    Tally
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    Snooki, I still love ya, hottie!!!!!! KEEP ON BEING YOU! You’re perfect!

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    Jenny
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    Snooki, sweatheart, invest in a sarong. You have to have a near perfect ass to show off ass-meat like that. There’s no shame in wearing a little bit of a coverup over your bathing suit or finding clothes that fit properly. That way, people can’t take as many cracks at you.

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    diddy
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    Blue shirt looks to be having one helluva time. The one next to Snookie has a rockin body.

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