Taking the old adage of surrounding yourself with women less attractive than you to a whole new extreme, Snooki hosted a pool party at Wet Republic in Vegas over the weekend where her bikini fought a losing battle with her ass, leaving nothing but death and carnage in its wake. Nuclear scientists are looking at these right now and wondering how radiation from Japan spread so quickly. “This can’t be right, and yet there’s Gamera eating that poor woman’s swimsuit. No, no, it’s too soon!”
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That, my friends, is one hungry ass.
uff, short lefs, fat ass..
sooo wrong!
OMG, they started filming Big Mama IV already.
thats not a pool in vegas……its a watering hole inthe sahara
I think I threw up in my mouth. Honestly, she’s supposedly like 5 years younger than me but she looks like and and has an ass like a 40 year old …. hmm
is it me or does everyone look bored
umm…are they barking at each other?
How else to dogs talk?
Bill Gates Jr. in the back there looks like he was headed to the golf course and got terribly, terribly lost.
It’s like I can hear it as I’m looking at it….a mixture of Auto-Tune and that loud sound in Titanic when the ship crashes iceberg and I have to turn down my surround sound.
Her inner ass cheeks to her suit bottom: “We’ll never let go, Poof-beast. We’ll never let go.”
That is what caused the tsunami and killed all those japs….no way that does not smell like the Hudson River.
she is cock deisel, I bet she becomes a wrestler or monster truck driver.
Where the hell are the Inuit people when the world needs them….
give her to the japs to ease their suffering. sea shepherd wouldn’t even protect her.
I thought heels were supposed to make a girls ass look good, not like siamese twins attached at the head.
This right here is the cause of the earthquake.
Does anybody remember in Big Fish when they looked into Helena Bonham Carter’s eye and saw their own demise? I’m pretty sure this is what they all saw.
That bathing suit reminds me of that scene in Road Trip.
Bob’s Big Boy has a new look. Called short fat troll.
That’s a huge bitch!
America, this is what you get for teaching your kids that “ALL that matters is that you believe in yourself”. Nice job.
So, how big are they making tanning beds these days?
Something feels wrong here, it’s too easy…..Ackbar may be right, it’s a trap….guys, she’s a tard, you guys are making fun of one of them mongoloid tards…karma biotches, karma
You must be the retard. She’s Hispanic, not Asian.
Everyone loves Marineland…
If you look like that at 22 you’re looking at riding the scooters around Walmart by 40.
Even Manbearpig would not be able to touch this. Ewww!
the fat girl is hotter than her royal pancake ass thunder thighs
This is the sort of picture that makes straight men gay and gay women straight.
WANT
And yes, I meant that un-ironically.
Everyone needs to leave this poor old lady alone.
Work it Khloe!
Wow is that shirt ever slimming! Good pick who is your stylist. lmfao
I have heard people say to look skinnier hang out with people fatter than you…these people obviously haven’t seen this picture.
Please stop publishing anything about her — let her go away.
It’s like a retarded pygmy drank a lot of cheap tequila, mated with a rabid rhinoceros, and 9 months later barfed this thing out onto a pile of fresh dog shit. Except less appealing.
This is the best example of plate tectonics I’ve seen today.
High School Rule 57: Screaming like an ass and drawing attention to one’s self defeats the purpose of wearing a tee-shirt to a pool party.
And to think they put this girl on the cover of Rolling Stone. I didn’t think RS could go any lower or lose any more relevance, but clearly, I was wrong.
I was going to make a joke about the squeeking sound of so many naked thighs rubbing together but that might suggest that anything in this picture is tighter than a bowl of oatmeal.
At least the one in yellow wore a shirt long enough to hide her gunt.
I nearly choked on my oatmeal… on a different note, the guy in the background has a “I wish I had choked on my oatmeal this morning” look about him.
yo that has will put u out… one fart..
ass
do her thighs attach for 8 inches as if she had webbed toes? please at least cut her head off so i don’t have to see her face
I hate you for this. So, so much.
Jesus, like we haven’t had enough tsunami warnings for one month.
I bet she’s amazing at doing the cannon ball.
ha
Yes, but you’d have to use one of those railcar mounted mortars from WW1.
I bet that guy is going to show up on an episode of “I Shouldn’t Have Survived”…
Hakuna Matata!
LMFAO
oh yeah O YEAH: PORN WITH HER MAY CAUSE DEATH, folks!!
PORK PARTY!!
with the heels, i’m going to put her at 3ft. TOPS.