The expression on the guy behind them says it all…”Just protect your penis man…you’ll get through this”
Thats the biggest tan ass I’ve ever seen!!
That’s one slice of pi I wouldn’t want even on 3-14.
It’s the dance of the wookiees
She should have just borrowed Kim Kardashian’s leather pants.
The hippopotamus (Hippopotamus amphibius), or hippo, from the ancient Greek for “river horse” (ἱπποπόταμος), is a large, mostly herbivorous mammal in sub-Saharan Africa, and one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the other is the Pygmy Hippopotamus.) The hippopotamus is the third largest land animal (after the elephant and the white rhinoceros) and the heaviest extant artiodactyl, despite being considerably shorter than the giraffe.
“Release the Kraken!”
Let the mating dance of the sea-cows begin!
Is that for real? It looks like they took the pic while standing in front of a fun house mirror – everything is so wiiiiiiiiiiiiide
Frolicking fatsos…..dangerous to all unstable tectonic plates on the planet.
So that’s where Kate Gosselin disappeared to..
At least she has the fat legs to go with the fat ass, consistency, unlike Kim K’s
That is just because she can’t afford as much lypo as Kim can. And yeah, she really should have borrowed Kim’s leather pants.
Snooki is a hybred of an EWOK and a WOOKIE..
Wait a minute, Vegas isn’t on the exact opposite side of the earth as Japan by any chance?
OMG, they started filming Big Mama IV already.
thats not a pool in vegas……its a watering hole inthe sahara
It’s like I can hear it as I’m looking at it….a mixture of Auto-Tune and that loud sound in Titanic when the ship crashes iceberg and I have to turn down my surround sound.
Her inner ass cheeks to her suit bottom: “We’ll never let go, Poof-beast. We’ll never let go.”
That bathing suit reminds me of that scene in Road Trip.
If you look like that at 22 you’re looking at riding the scooters around Walmart by 40.
Work it Khloe!
I have heard people say to look skinnier hang out with people fatter than you…these people obviously haven’t seen this picture.
It’s like a retarded pygmy drank a lot of cheap tequila, mated with a rabid rhinoceros, and 9 months later barfed this thing out onto a pile of fresh dog shit. Except less appealing.
This is the best example of plate tectonics I’ve seen today.
I was going to make a joke about the squeeking sound of so many naked thighs rubbing together but that might suggest that anything in this picture is tighter than a bowl of oatmeal.
I nearly choked on my oatmeal… on a different note, the guy in the background has a “I wish I had choked on my oatmeal this morning” look about him.
yo that has will put u out… one fart..
I hate you for this. So, so much.
I bet that guy is going to show up on an episode of “I Shouldn’t Have Survived”…
oh yeah O YEAH: PORN WITH HER MAY CAUSE DEATH, folks!!
Be serious guys, that ass is AMAZING. Would so hit that.
Oh my god, look at Ace Ventura birthing out of that crack
Simply put….she’s gross! That whole damn tribe of kids are gross!
Snooki, sweatheart, invest in a sarong. You have to have a near perfect ass to show off ass-meat like that. There’s no shame in wearing a little bit of a coverup over your bathing suit or finding clothes that fit properly. That way, people can’t take as many cracks at you.
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Snooki hosts a Wet Republic pool party in Vegas. (March 12, 2011)