Snooki’s in a Swimsuit Again

March 21st, 2011 // 131 Comments

Snooki seems to have spent all last week taking a vacation from her arduous life of being filmed on vacation because here she is in Hawaii after exposing Vegas to her eight-foot long ass-crack. Which is actually impressive for a person small enough to qualify as a carry-on.

“She’s more ass-crack now than woman, twisted and evil…”

Photos: Flynet

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  1. Snooki Bikini
    WUT YEW SAY
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you guys freaking serious?

  2. Snooki's Taint

    Snooki is like a Moped. You’d ride it, it would be fun, but you’d never tell you friends you did it.

  3. C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me!

  4. Snooki Bikini
    The Snuke
    Commented on this photo:

    She has a penis bulge on her crotch.

  5. Hollywood Big Shot

    It’ an assault on my eyes . And I agree with the previous gentleman on his disdain for admitting sexual congress with Snooki. I myself would deny , deny , deny and curse anyone who would accuse me of copulating with a sub – species

  6. Snooki Bikini
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
    The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
    The frumious Bander-snatch!

    Emphasis on “beware” and “snatch.”

  7. Snooki Bikini
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    How can you be that big and have no ass cheeks? It’s like a Hummer with no wheels – pointless.

  8. freebie

    Make fun of her all you want – but she’s just left Las Vegas and is now sunning herself in beautiful Hawaii plus she’s getting paid for it. Not too bad for an orange smurf.

  9. Clap your thighs, clap your thighs, and say I believe in fatties!

  10. Snooki Bikini
    frankw
    Commented on this photo:

    AAAAAHHHHH!!!! She looks like The Penguin from Batman returns. You can’t get that genie back in the bottle now. I need to just dig my eyes out with knitting needles, and pour acid on my brain through the sockets…

  11. mia

    what is she like 5 2 and 200 pounds??? GROSS.

  12. Clearly she’s excited about something, considering she’s sporting a chubby.

  13. Snooki Bikini
    toolazytothinkofaname
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I found Waldo, or proof that Snooki needs a pickle in her at all times to function, no matter what orifice.

  14. Snooki Bikini
    will.you.is
    Commented on this photo:

    man she never looked more doable

  15. Atomicbeddy

    oh god! Make it stop!!!

  16. Snooki Bikini
    Pauly D
    Commented on this photo:

    ugh, this thing is so gross…..holy shit i can’t see why anyone(even skank chasers) would even consider smushn’ this fat pig……

  17. Snooki Bikini
    Mischa
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s soo gross

  18. Snooki Bikini
    Lita
    Commented on this photo:

    He needs to learn how to tuck his junk better.

  19. Snooki Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “We should have know that if we make the lane markers fabric the manatees will get caught in them. If only we’d listened to Peta.”

  20. Yo mama's Bitch

    And so I crave snausages……..go figure!!!!!

  21. ME

    The idiot who runs this site is nicer to Snooki than he is to Emma Watson. Go figure.

  22. ghost

    Oh, I get it. She’s pretending to be a beach ball. Because she’s striped. And on a beach.

  23. cc

    I don’t know what it is, but whenever I see a picture of Snooki, I think I smell farts.

  24. Jovy

    Honestly after seeing those pictures of Ke$ha I’m pretty much desensitized.

  25. odeesa

    Was born in jersey lived there 30+ years. After wtf u posted I’m telling people I’m from rhode island. Boring but safe. Thx snookie n fish.

  26. truth

    “Poor unfortunate souuuul!”

  27. noooooooooo

    love how she’s trying to play off the fact that she just killed the inter tube that was around her waist.

  28. the captain

    plese send more of these pictures.
    THEY “WORK” SPLENDID WITH MASTURBATING, folks

  29. the captain

    maturbating isn’t a crime………..

  30. the captain

    we must get to know eachother better before we marry, folks.

  31. Snooki Bikini
    kirk
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    I would still bang that.

  32. MrSteel

    Swim suit two sizes too small for a SHORT FAT girl.

  33. Snooki Bikini
    Christopher Kandrat
    Commented on this photo:

    The swimsuit just dosen’t seem to work on her.

  34. jayef

    MUFF CABBAGE!!!

  35. Snooki Bikini
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s phoning Bikini Village’s help desk.

  36. Snooki Bikini
    ACK!!
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s just disgusting!!

  37. blythe

    She looks better in a bathing suit than Ke$ha.

  38. Snooki Lover

    Thank you for posting these, Fish! In completely unrelated news I am releasing your family members, unharmed. Don’t play hardball next time, okay?

  39. Snooki Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d fuck that bitch up the ass so hard I’d have her squealing like a pig

  40. Super

    I think she looks fine. I don’t see what the big deal is. Like honestly I don’t understand why people think she looks that bad because personally I think she looks fine.
    I don’t think she is really fat or whatever, I actually just think she is shorter, and that gives the impression that she is a little bigger because of the way the weight sits. But in actually she looks pretty healthy.

  41. Snooki Bikini
    Lady Luck
    Commented on this photo:

    at first glance, i was like hmm. she doesn’t look too bad. and then after further inspecting, this thought came to me. WHY IS SHE WEARING THAT?! and doesn’t anybody else see the WHOLE time she is trying to cover herself up with that cover up thing?
    hunny, you’re not obese, but for gods sake, stay in the ONE PIECE until you get yourself toned up!

  42. Snooki Bikini
    jose cardenas
    Commented on this photo:

    She is Fat… but doable…

  43. Frank

    Damn it, where this holstein’s bell? I need audible warns when beasts like these sneak up on me.

  44. Brandi

    First, if Snooki were 200-230m pounds at her height, she would look much different. If you had a brain you might notice that you’re stupid.

    Also, aside from being famous for nothing, which half of you are probably jealous of…what is wrong with her wearing a bathing suit? I think the problem might be photogs following her to Hawaii to take photos of her for idiots with no lives to make fun of, before moving onto something else to make fun of – because you are so successful in life that you have time to do this shit all day.

    I don’t know what you think beautiful is but if you think its a super model or VS model – then you might want to take a walk around a beach and see that it is completely unrealistic and is the reason many women do HORRIBLE things to themselves in the name of trying to fit people’s mold of what is beautiful.

    Bunch of assholes.

  45. Snooki Bikini
    None Ya
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish all you assholes who wanna call this girl fat would just shut your mouths. She’s not fat by any means. No she’s not a perfect size zero but you know what I bet the girl is happy. She probably much like myself enjoys eating actual food instead of carrot sticks and celery all day. Oh and I’ve got news for you the average women is a size 8 and has a 31″ waist and 38″ hips. So before you wanna open your mouth and make another fat joke on this poor chick think about that.

  46. Snooki Bikini
    galbatrox12
    Commented on this photo:

    her face are beautiful but body isnt

  47. Snooki Bikini
    j
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    another cannolli?

  48. Jim

    I don’t care what u guys say I want to bend her over my lap and spank than naughty sexy ass

  49. Danielle

    She’s so cute, you haters are jelous. Unless your a swimsuite model your never gunna look perfect in a bathing suit anyways so get off her dick

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