Snooki seems to have spent all last week taking a vacation from her arduous life of being filmed on vacation because here she is in Hawaii after exposing Vegas to her eight-foot long ass-crack. Which is actually impressive for a person small enough to qualify as a carry-on.
“She’s more ass-crack now than woman, twisted and evil…”
Photos: Flynet
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Are you guys freaking serious?
Snooki is like a Moped. You’d ride it, it would be fun, but you’d never tell you friends you did it.
C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me!
She has a penis bulge on her crotch.
It’ an assault on my eyes . And I agree with the previous gentleman on his disdain for admitting sexual congress with Snooki. I myself would deny , deny , deny and curse anyone who would accuse me of copulating with a sub – species
Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bander-snatch!
Emphasis on “beware” and “snatch.”
How can you be that big and have no ass cheeks? It’s like a Hummer with no wheels – pointless.
Make fun of her all you want – but she’s just left Las Vegas and is now sunning herself in beautiful Hawaii plus she’s getting paid for it. Not too bad for an orange smurf.
Clap your thighs, clap your thighs, and say I believe in fatties!
AAAAAHHHHH!!!! She looks like The Penguin from Batman returns. You can’t get that genie back in the bottle now. I need to just dig my eyes out with knitting needles, and pour acid on my brain through the sockets…
Only solution. *nods*
what is she like 5 2 and 200 pounds??? GROSS.
Eh…worse. 4’9″. And 230#. Super GROSS!!
Clearly she’s excited about something, considering she’s sporting a chubby.
I think I found Waldo, or proof that Snooki needs a pickle in her at all times to function, no matter what orifice.
man she never looked more doable
oh god! Make it stop!!!
ugh, this thing is so gross…..holy shit i can’t see why anyone(even skank chasers) would even consider smushn’ this fat pig……
She’s soo gross
He needs to learn how to tuck his junk better.
“We should have know that if we make the lane markers fabric the manatees will get caught in them. If only we’d listened to Peta.”
And so I crave snausages……..go figure!!!!!
The idiot who runs this site is nicer to Snooki than he is to Emma Watson. Go figure.
Oh, I get it. She’s pretending to be a beach ball. Because she’s striped. And on a beach.
I don’t know what it is, but whenever I see a picture of Snooki, I think I smell farts.
Honestly after seeing those pictures of Ke$ha I’m pretty much desensitized.
Was born in jersey lived there 30+ years. After wtf u posted I’m telling people I’m from rhode island. Boring but safe. Thx snookie n fish.
“Poor unfortunate souuuul!”
love how she’s trying to play off the fact that she just killed the inter tube that was around her waist.
plese send more of these pictures.
THEY “WORK” SPLENDID WITH MASTURBATING, folks
maturbating isn’t a crime………..
well if you do it in public or maybe at these photos.
we must get to know eachother better before we marry, folks.
I would still bang that.
Swim suit two sizes too small for a SHORT FAT girl.
The swimsuit just dosen’t seem to work on her.
MUFF CABBAGE!!!
I think she’s phoning Bikini Village’s help desk.
She’s just disgusting!!
She looks better in a bathing suit than Ke$ha.
Thank you for posting these, Fish! In completely unrelated news I am releasing your family members, unharmed. Don’t play hardball next time, okay?
I’d fuck that bitch up the ass so hard I’d have her squealing like a pig
you are fucking sick
I think she looks fine. I don’t see what the big deal is. Like honestly I don’t understand why people think she looks that bad because personally I think she looks fine.
I don’t think she is really fat or whatever, I actually just think she is shorter, and that gives the impression that she is a little bigger because of the way the weight sits. But in actually she looks pretty healthy.
at first glance, i was like hmm. she doesn’t look too bad. and then after further inspecting, this thought came to me. WHY IS SHE WEARING THAT?! and doesn’t anybody else see the WHOLE time she is trying to cover herself up with that cover up thing?
hunny, you’re not obese, but for gods sake, stay in the ONE PIECE until you get yourself toned up!
“you’re not obese”
you sure ’bout that?
One piece = great placeholder until fat is reduced.
She is Fat… but doable…
Damn it, where this holstein’s bell? I need audible warns when beasts like these sneak up on me.
First, if Snooki were 200-230m pounds at her height, she would look much different. If you had a brain you might notice that you’re stupid.
Also, aside from being famous for nothing, which half of you are probably jealous of…what is wrong with her wearing a bathing suit? I think the problem might be photogs following her to Hawaii to take photos of her for idiots with no lives to make fun of, before moving onto something else to make fun of – because you are so successful in life that you have time to do this shit all day.
I don’t know what you think beautiful is but if you think its a super model or VS model – then you might want to take a walk around a beach and see that it is completely unrealistic and is the reason many women do HORRIBLE things to themselves in the name of trying to fit people’s mold of what is beautiful.
Bunch of assholes.
I wish all you assholes who wanna call this girl fat would just shut your mouths. She’s not fat by any means. No she’s not a perfect size zero but you know what I bet the girl is happy. She probably much like myself enjoys eating actual food instead of carrot sticks and celery all day. Oh and I’ve got news for you the average women is a size 8 and has a 31″ waist and 38″ hips. So before you wanna open your mouth and make another fat joke on this poor chick think about that.
her face are beautiful but body isnt
another cannolli?
I don’t care what u guys say I want to bend her over my lap and spank than naughty sexy ass
She’s so cute, you haters are jelous. Unless your a swimsuite model your never gunna look perfect in a bathing suit anyways so get off her dick