Snooki seems to have spent all last week taking a vacation from her arduous life of being filmed on vacation because here she is in Hawaii after exposing Vegas to her eight-foot long ass-crack. Which is actually impressive for a person small enough to qualify as a carry-on.
“She’s more ass-crack now than woman, twisted and evil…”
Photos: Flynet
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Nice if she actually swims, as opposed to just posing on the beach. She could catch enough fish in that ass crack to end world hunger, although I understand crack fish has a peculiar flavor… Planning to stick with turf, myself.
She has the figure of a yukon gold potato . She’s also got P.P. , puffy punani .
Why God, Why?!?
fucking disgusting
She thinks she’s people!
Suddenly that song “Buffalo Gals” makes perfect sense to me.
That purple smock looks like it’s trying to run for it’s life.
I always wondered what it would look like if you put breast implants on a basketball.
Really?!? What the fuck did I do to you that you had to assault my eyes on a Monday morning with this??
oh shit, oswald cobblepot!
Wanna’ know something crazy? Somebody took this picture because somebody PAID for this picture. Nuts, huh?
What a mess.
Nice tits!
WTF??
WINNING!! I plan on beating off to these pics later tonight…
Why do you hate us? Do you realize that it’s like the first day of spring and it’s snowing where I am? And now this? Why do you hate us?
I blame global warming. Both for the snow, and the genetic mutations that produced snookie.
yummy. just tasted my breakfast again.
I disagree with the headline. She’s not really, technically, per se completely _in_ that swimsuit… much to my chagrin. In fact there are horrible, horrible parts that are definitely _out_ of that swimsuit.
Will you please stop this?
Ugh. It’s like 50 lbs. of canned ham stuffed into a bread loaf bag. I’M OUT!!!
#1, she should get a medal for putting so much effort into keeping her cover-up on.
#2, I’m currently banging worse…
In the previous post you mention there might be naked pictures of Natalie portman somewhere and instead of looking for those you post this burnt Twinkie in a swimsuit. So much for journalistic integrity.
Give Fish a break, it’s Monday. It’s hard to get started on Monday, after a weekend of leisurely reviewing news of celebrity idiocy and fashion faux pax.
I am sure he will eventually have enough coffee and brandy to hit his stride and look for those Natalie Portmann nudes.
Shouldn’t you have to actually do work before you’re allowed to be “on vacation”?
Getting that body into a skimpy bathing suit is probably more work than most of the readers of this blog have done so far this year. After all it is hard to find enough grease and a big enough shoehorn to facilitate forcing all that flesh and fat into that small an opening.
If Sacha Baron Cohen keeps doing this Borat in a Mankini thing I’m not going to find anything he does funny anymore.
Who the fuck wrapped a dead seal in a bathing suit?
Why does she always look like she’s been captured in the act of stumbling. She has the poise and grace of Stephen Hawkings.
also: “Which is actually impressive for a person small enough to qualify as a carry-on”
no way is that ass going to fit in that “your carry-on must fit in this box” thing…if you stuffed her in an overhead compartment, there’d be parts of her spilling out all the seams…much like this swimsuit.
Note to women everywhere: Just because your bikini has a panel in front, forcing your gut to spill out the sides, it is not technically slimming.
The answer to the question is “Yes, those stripes do make her look fat.” But what doesn’t?
Fish, and all of you previous posters, thank you for making me laugh my head off. I needed to find my smile again, so, all of you, pat yourselves on the back, your humor and wit made my day. And ya, you know if I’m taking the time to thank all you, it has been quite a week.
I hope u have more of those smiles coming your way
I’d give that a wet n’ wild rimjob yieeeah boyeee
You’ll need to take a week off to rim hUranus…
Whenever I see her, I think of those gas station wieners that have been cooking on those metal rollers all week. Burned, greasy, and busting out of their casing.
Don’t forget “covered in hair and flies”. That applies too.
lol
Bravo! Bravo!
damn.
that was funny.
She’s not so bad. I like her fleshy boobies.
Hellz yeah…bet they’re fun to watch when plowing away at that wide load! I’d spackle ‘em good too!
I love how she’s convinced she’s hot stuff, despite the obvious evidence to the contrary. It’s so…American.
Yeah, well madonna is the same damned way and she’s british…so FUCK off, EUROTRASH BEEATCH!!!
Woodsworth, Madonna was born and raised in Michigan. She just puts on airs pretending she is British. Please. fact check before trying to put down someone by making a nationality based comment. You just end up looking stupid!
Madonna is British by way of Michigan.
hmna gets it. TCC: it was a joke, dumbshit…EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
Critical fail
Might as well throw Gwyneth Paltrow in there also. She’s too good for Americans. And please don’t feed her children cup-a-soup because she said that she would rather die first. On second thought, somebody please get some cup-a-soup.
I envy Stevie Wonder right about now!
Stare at any of these pictures of Snooki long enough and you can join him in the world of the blind.
Fish, is the headline a coded message reading, “Snooki’s wearing the sail off someone’s boat again!” ?
I lost some pages out of my “Superficial Headlines Translation Guide”.
Is…is that a penis?
It’s an assault on heterosexual men everywhere
ew, shes too ugly to be this fat.
That girl is 10 pounds of crisco stuffed into a 5 pound sack.
The absence of tan lines tells me that people of the tri-state area may want to avoid tanning beds for a while. Forget the skin cancer… This could be the beginning of a Snooki-Herp epidemic. *shudder
I figure that Snooki getting into a tanning bed would go a lot like when I’m using my sandwich press.
George Foreman should design a new Snooki model Rotisserie.
It would need a MUCH larger fat collector at the bottom tho.
Given the amount of skank photos today, one can only presume Fish is trying to blind himself after reading that Kelly Brook is knocked up.
Ned Beatty in Deliverance looked more alluring than whatever the hell that is.
Then you help yourself and buttfuck Ned Beatty all night long. I’d rather stick with pussy myself.
I’m also gonna guess Beatty’s ass also smells better than Snooksnook’s vijayjay.
Her pig squeal is more convincing, though.
Clearly, the continuing miracle of Science at work here.
This is most definitely the result of a genetic blending between a Playskool Weeble and a fetid pork loin.
I’d fuck that oompa loompa till purple bubble gum came flying out her ears.
We here at D-Block said we would tap it but some of us haven’t had a real shot of leg in twenty years.
It’s Porky Pig with a Tanorama Jersey Tan.
she better watch out when swimming, the Japneese might harpoon that whale.
That fat ass is begging to get nailed
This is not winning.
Shes so hot ill fuck the shit out of her
ill fuck the shit out of her
HOT ASS SHE NEED TO BE FUCKED
She has lots of nice skin.