Why No One On ‘Jersey Shore’ Should Even Look At A Baby, Let Alone Shart One Out Their Ewok Hole

Via E! News:

Vinny joked that he wants to turn the house’s “smush room” into a baby room for Snooki and Jionni’s future child.

VINNY: ‘Ey, yo, Snook. Remember dat room I got da crabs in? We put a crib in it! OOOOOOOOOOH.
SNOOKI: Aw, for real, you guys? That’s so sweet. — We can still fuck in it though, right?
VINNY: Oh, yeah, totally. Why do you think I made dis little blindfold for da bambino, eh?
SNOOKI: That’s a plastic bag.
VINNY: Tomayta, tomahta…

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