Snooki’s Husband Linked To Ashley Madison Account
Snooki’s husband Jionni LaValle has been the latest “celebrity” to be allegedly linked to an Ashley Madison account, according to Us Weekly, which is strange because I don’t remember him being a miscarriage-faking Christian vlogger or 1/19th of a gingham terrorist plot. Although, I do remember Snooki not being house-broken and looking a shellacked Ewok:
And before everyone tells me this is Lil Kim, has anyone ever seen the two of them in the same room together? More importantly, how did you make it out alive? Garlic? I bet you used garlic.