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Ok, that headline may be a tad dramatic. Although, having seen far more episodes of Jersey Shore than any self-respecting person should ever admit to (this is a direct result of sharing a house with a person with a vagina), I can use these shots of Snooki and JWoww‘s new spinoff show to explain exactly what goes down in each episode. Now, I know right off the bat you’re saying to yourself ‘Well that’s easy, someone gets herpes.’ To which I reply, yes of course, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Any good reality TV producer knows that you don’t just skip right to the disease-spreading casual sex.
Scene One: Our main subjects, Snooki and JWoww, are forced into sunlight where they walk around like zombie strippers.
Scene Two: S & J pretend to perform what is essentially a normal activity of functioning adults with an absurd level of difficulty. Something like, oh I don’t know buying stuff at a store and putting that stuff in a car.
Scene Three: S & J drive off in this, get ready for 6 hours to go the club for just long enough to flash their fake tits around and take a piss anywhere but the bathroom.
“You can just send my Emmy directly to Hell, we’re having our annual conference there.” – MTV Producer
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
So I guess the terrorists have won.
Kind of sad to know Fish watches Jersey Shore or at least lives with someone that does.
Why anyone gives a crap about these 2 ugly mutts is beyond me…
If ya’ll keep watching their shit they keep making more shit. It’s an easy equation.
It doesn’t work. I don’t watch any of their shit and they are still on the air. Hell, now it looks like they are making another show I’ll never watch.
wow, that is truly ghetto.
No, this is someone with cash who would shit their pants if they spent any real time in the ghetto pretending to be ghetto.
I smell Cheetos.
that’s the first time ever that the sight of her ass didn’t make me run away screaming, wilding flailing my arms in the air screaming obscenities that the world is coming to an end. and i bet you think i’m joking.
holy cow, she really is short!
Behold, the harbinger of the end times. Look upon it and weep.
Shouldn’t that have “Farm Use” sprayed on the side? That’s what all the farm trucks that hauled livestock had where I grew up.
Do you know what’s awesome about Snooki filming in Jersey? Coats, pants, sweaters, etc.
MTV is already 90% “Girls having catty conversations over lunch.” This should push it close to 100%.
That is fuckin UGLY! Suits her.
Hilarious! They’re just like you and me! After a frontal lobotomy.
Dear Al Qaeda,
You know what you have to do.
I love that it looks like it was done with spray paint.
Due to budget concerns, it probably was. They needed all the money they could get for make-up.
Snooki and JWoww: Making Jersey City a Little Worse. (Which is quite an accomplishment.)
UHH, I shouldn’t have had that burrito.
I was really hoping they’d film this in Camden so they could make a contribution to Camden’s crime stats (as victims).
The original show is retarded and amazingly they still find numerous retards to watch it, how retarded is this one going to be?
Jesus.
“how retarded is this one going to be?”
MTV hired a guy to remind them to breathe.
Remember how we all thought vacuous whore couples couldn’t get any worse than Spencer and Heidi, and then along come Courtney “(Not) Sweet (not) Sixteen” Stodden and Dougie Boy? I grimly observe that, somehow, it’s all getting worse. My only hope is that MTV will eventually go full snuff film and these two will beat each other to death with hair-dryers. Or those purses.
Looks like their ride is as classy amd understated as they are…
Who the hell is dressing them? They look ridiculous.
God they both look like shit. So so fug.
Looks like Danny Devito in drag.
I love how they just slut-chalantly shove that Pathmark shopping cart into their whore-valanche.
I still want to pork JWoww up the ass though.
This looks like it could be a scene out of “Pootie Tang 2″
Preparing for her future…
“Okay, that’s enough Valtrex, Vagisil, and condoms to get us through the week.”
All the animals come out at night—whores, skunk pussies, whores, drama queens, whores, dopers, whores. Sick, venereal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
believe it or not: THEY BOILED THEIR NEIGHBOUR’S CAT……..
It’s considered pussy, no? Because these girls go for any form of genitalia.
In every photo like of Snookie and JWoww like this, is an insecure obese girl in the background capturing an image to make her feel better about herself for all eternity.
No, you idiot. That’s not where you put the cart when you’re done with it.
“Damn crabs done migrated to my head…”
Clearly they hate Jersey City– hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, good.
Those two women just disgust me.
I think this is technically known as “foreshadowing”.
Is that a black Escalade with a Matte finish? Oh man oh man Oh Man, I don’t even know what to say.
i work in Jersey City. If I see this thing rolling around, I will do right by everyone on here.
“gonna catch me ridin’ dirty…”
Like my outfit people??? it was all on the sale rack
Sorry snooki, with or without glasses your still a short fat pig whore….
Umm, it seems that you had all your trim done but forgot to have the rest of your car painted. Shit looks like primer.
People do recgonize them. What you see on tv are pecies of what actually happened. They can edit a lot of stuff out. Plus, they have a lot of security around them when they are in the club. There are youtube videos of them actually being filmed (not the tv show). The reality is less dramatic than what you see on tv.