Snaggletooth lives! And other news

- Cocaine is a helluva drug. [PopEater]

- Lindsay Lohan will never pull a Robert Downey Jr. [Lainey Gossip]

- Snooki can actually read a script. I’m astonished. [Dlisted]

- Holly Madison is ready for the future. [HollywoodTuna]

- JLo in hooker boots. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Justin Bieber broke Australia. [StarPulse]

- Amanda Seyfried in shorts looking 40. [TheFABlife]

- Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow ass. [Popoholic]

- Chad Michael Murray wrote a book. [Just Jared]

- Olivia Munn gives back to the nerds who propelled her to over-exposure. [Celebslam]

- Jake Gyllenhaal is a LEGO now. [PopSugar]

- Christina Aguilera doesn’t tolerate coughing. [The Blemish]

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