Sly Stallone loves testosterone, loves it!

January 24th, 2008 // 63 Comments

Sylvester Stallone denies ever using steroids but is all about human growth hormone. He used it to beef himself up to 209 pounds for his new Rambo movie. He goes on the record about HGH in the latest issue of Time, according to Page Six:

“HGH [human growth hormone] is nothing. Anyone who calls it a steroid is grossly misinformed,” Stallone says in the issue out tomorrow. “Testosterone to me is so important for a sense of well-being when you get older. Everyone over 40 years old would be wise to investigate it because it increases the quality of your life. Mark my words. In 10 years, it will be over the counter.”

If you’ll excuse me, I need to build a time machine so I can roid out at CVS in the year 2018. I should be back after lunch to dominate your women. Tell them to dress sexy. Sort of like they’re auditioning for Rock of Love with Bret Michaels but more whoreish. If that’s even possible.


  1. Vulgar Display of Power

    #48 should just go drown himself in his own feces all ready, it’ll save the tax payers from putting this cunt in a mental ward.

  2. KickRocks

    go away maggie.

  3. D. Richards (Bastard.)

    #47 is such a hardass! Boyee! The way he calls everyone out for talking ‘tough’; you just don’t see that very often. Tough guys, they all type on the net. It’s just what they do.

    Just like gay Phil Anselmo. He talks online, like, all the time. Wearing his cute little panties, naked except. Yeah, man. Tough.

  4. The Laughing God

    You don’t need all of this. Come down to one of our dianetic clinics and one of our trained primates will throw darts at your butt. Based off your screams and the pattern on your ass, we will provide you with a routine to increase your bulk beyond the means of your scientific world!!! What’s that? No you can’t check our methods with actual science. The fact that you even asked that question clearly means you suffer from severe distress due to unresolved issues in your previous life. There isn’t time! Empty your back account, bend over and prepare to receive the full blessing of the Thetan!!!

  5. anon

    where the fuck did all the other comments go?

  6. kaylee

    what a fadge. nast.

  7. uhmm… well, HGH is in fact a steroid. so although when used in moderation, has only positive benefits, he seems to be the one who is misinformed. its also fairly useless for building muscle on its own and is usually stacked with other steroids for gains in mass. its never really used on its own as a “steroid” for bulking up… its used primarily for its anti-aging benefits.

  8. Frank Lucas' Bitch

    He does look pretty crappy but he sure kicks ass in Rambo. Go Sly go!

  9. mal

    ohh who the hell cares about roids, he looks fucking awesome for someone 60+ years old


  10. mal

    ohh who the hell cares about roids, he looks fucking awesome for someone 60+ years old


  11. Mike

    My wife is a Endocrinologist that is looking into the anti-aging therapy boom.
    HGH is not a steroid; But most stack it with Testosterone which is. In low doses that just bring you up to the med-high range of normal is completely safe. Add 5mg of DHEA a day and a 60 year old can feel 20 again. I’m 38 and I will start the therapy. Anyone over 40 that can afford it should do it.

  12. dave

    all the expensive drugs in the world won’t stop his face from getting old and ugly looking.

  13. bbb

    sly looks amazing,look at him in the expendables morons

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