Slash’s Wife Sounds Reasonable

February 4th, 2011 // 55 Comments

Despite backstage at an Ozzy concert being a classy and regal affair, Slash‘s wife Perla Ferrar decided to prove she’s not the jealous type by kicking a woman directly in the stomach, according toTMZ:

According to the police report, it all went down backstage — where Slash and Mrs. Slash were hanging out after Slash performed.
Sources connected to the victim tell us Mrs. Slash — aka Perla Hudson — saw her rock star hubby talking to the other woman and flipped out. We’re told Perla approached the two and kicked the other woman in the stomach.
The alleged victim refused medical attention — but she did contact police and filed a report naming Perla as her attacker.

In Perla’s defense, the two recently called off their divorce, and it’s pretty much a given that any woman hanging out backstage just wants to bang a rock star. Which is why you never see Ben Roethlisberger back there. “Ew, wait. They want to have sex? That’s gross. Have you seen my knife?”

Photos: Flynet

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  1. Padro

    numero uno biachezzzz!!!!!!!!!

  2. Lady Blah Blah

    She looks like a farm animal.

    • Cock Dr

      All these shots are from 2008. I wonder what time, sunlight, drugs & gravity have done to this couple since then?

  3. Slash Perla Ferrar
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    Wholly canoodle!!! Look at the size of her tits!!! I’d run for the hills if she came at me!!!

  4. Jennifer

    Pretty tame for Perla. I mean, she’s Cuban for God’s sake. The other broad better be glad she didn’t get handcuffed to a shower rod and have her leg cut off with a chainsaw while a friend was held at gunpoint forced to watch. Or is that Colombians? I get my violent ethnicities mixed up.

    • Lady Blah Blah

      The chainsaw wielders were Columbian, Tony and his pals were Cuban. I’ve worked with Cubans, never met one dumb enough to fire up a gas chainsaw indoors (very nasty fumes, and without ear protection murder on the ears). Columbians I can’t say…

      • Jennifer

        Well, in that case, we better be glad she didn’t stab the woman while shouting “Libertad, Libertad!”.

  5. Bucky Barnes

    Without the hydraulic suspension she’d be dragging those jugs on the floor. He’d have traded her in long ago but he’s clearly terrified of her.

  6. Mortimer Duke

    I think I love her, because kicking some random hoe in the stomach seems about right to me.

  7. Mortimer Duke

    Well at least we all know what happened to former American Gladiator “Fire Estomago”

  8. Da troooooooof

    Wow this story is just awful!

    I wish she would have killed the over woman!

  9. jojo

    I think its great that we have such a well adjusted couple trying to make it work.

  10. Johnny Cage

    David Bowie got Imani
    Tommy Lee got Pam Anderson
    Kid Rock got Pam Anderson
    Slash got Perla

    These rockers got good taste man. Real slick.

  11. sparkymcgee

    At some point as a rocker, don’t you reach a point in life where you lose the goofy hat and cut the hair? I mean, is Slash going to be 90 and still keeping the shtick going? Even Kiss took the makeup off.

    • xanax in my beer

      no kidding you’d think he would get tired of it after a while but maybe he’s not aging well… the hat is hiding a mega bald spot, the hair and sunglasses hiding wrinkles? I donno.

  12. Slash Perla Ferrar
    keijo
    Commented on this photo:

    nice tits

  13. Drundel

    Nasty hoe. He needs to trade her in on two 20 year olds.

  14. Deacon Jones

    Nam, she’s got some MONSTER au natural flap jacks now, but frigging imagine what those babies looked like when she was 20.

    I guarantee she couldnt take out the fucking trash without getting hit on by somebody.

  15. well that’s one way to keep someone celibate

  16. Jugalug

    If I was the other woman, I’d be more terrified if she tried to motorboat me….

  17. Pearl

    They make a cute couple, and I’m glad she put that home-wrecker floozy in her place. I believe in marriage.

    • Porl

      Oh…I see…you believe in marriage giving a couple of people the right to inflict bodily injury over others who may trigger the couple’s neurosis with no consequences, because once a couple’s married the law no longer applies to them. That’s nice. Did they let you out of the in-patient ward on a day pass?

  18. Slash Perla Ferrar
    kkat
    Commented on this photo:

    those are some nasty pancake tits

  19. RoboZombie

    Ugliest people alive!

  20. Slash Perla Ferrar
    kkat
    Commented on this photo:

    thank you corset for holding those monstrous things up

  21. Slash Perla Ferrar
    kkat
    Commented on this photo:

    oh how clever… anything for attention. so sad

  22. ick-abod

    looks like the Snookenstein monster

  23. Slash Perla Ferrar
    Boo
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my God she would smother him with balloons, go with something younger Slash

  24. Slash Perla Ferrar
    teehee
    Commented on this photo:

    he is so going bald

  25. Slash Perla Ferrar
    Dick Throbbin
    Commented on this photo:

    Last picture shows the fact she loves the “Dirty Sanchez” more than anything else…..

  26. Slash Perla Ferrar
    Lola
    Commented on this photo:

    Drag queen

  27. grobpilot

    Unrestrained, I’ll bet those bags of goo on her chest drop to her ankles.

  28. Slash Perla Ferrar
    notrollhere
    Commented on this photo:

    this guy is one of the best guitarists on the planet and THIS is what he wakes up to every morning? dude is seriously selling himself short. could do SO much better. just sayin’…

  29. Rose

    Divorce, or no divorce, he is still going to loose a nice chunk of cash in court thanks to her. If he does not divorce her now, he deserves her.

  30. Slash Perla Ferrar
    zoey
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like a linebacker in a dress

  31. Slash Perla Ferrar
    Eatmycookie
    Commented on this photo:

    gross

  32. wim

    she has the “balls” for a man and the mind of a woman…………

  33. Eatmycookie

    I bet she is on the shitter, a lot. she eats a lot and shits a lot. disgusting fat pig, and violent to boot! pretty face ruined by gorging.
    put down the fork

  34. Slash Perla Ferrar
    Ram Punchington
    Commented on this photo:

    If this is the hottest chick that the World’s Greatest Guitarist can get, then Fuck It.
    I don’t want to be a rock star anymore.
    What’s a good place to learn to be an accountant?

    Punchington Out.

  35. Slash Perla Ferrar
    Ram Punchington
    Commented on this photo:

    @Dick Throbbin.

    That’s racist.

  36. Slash Perla Ferrar
    Ram Punchington
    Commented on this photo:

    @ teehee

    That’s what happens when you mix Heroin and Viagra…

  37. Bridget

    Didn’t Perla took him from his previous wife, broke up their marriage? She deserves whatever she gets.

  38. Slash Perla Ferrar
    reformed_druid
    Commented on this photo:

    How the hell did this woman manage to kick someone in the stomach. If she lifts her foot she is off balance.

  39. Slash Perla Ferrar
    Lisa
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn! She is NASTY!

  40. Slash Perla Ferrar
    still hit it
    Commented on this photo:

    that is why you dont ” marry” strippers….they dont age well

  41. BanDit82Baby

    WTF is goin on with her left titty?? Its there…but its not there at the same time…ghost boob.

  42. Upskrt Celebs

    Like attracts like.

  43. Can Can

    Jeez, she oughta lose those udders, just get a reduction woman, you never see her in nice clothes and she always looks crap because of those hanging hooters. But, i think she has the same body as Mariah, she’s got a big freaky rib cage…I think the tits hide the big cage

  44. Will

    Yeah, not a fan huge tits, agree Can Can, I like smaller boobs myself. I like curves, like J-Lo, Perla looks like a bull with tits.

  45. Slash Perla Ferrar
    eewww
    Commented on this photo:

    eeewww

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