Skinny Kelly Osbourne Should Not Exist

September 2nd, 2010 // 151 Comments

You know how in sci-fi movies when science just goes ahead and does something simply because it can only to have it blow up in its face by causing a massive global catastrophe like Godzilla, or for the sake of argument, allowing women to vote?

This is one of those times. Everybody get to the moon!

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN


  1. Kelly Osbourne
    infused
    Commented on this photo:

    She still looks like a pig

  2. Kelly Osbourne
    Angela
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she looks like Fergie crossed with Lady gaga.

  3. Kelly Osbourne
    Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    I saw her YEARS ago at a club in Hollywood back when she was supposedly fat. She had to at least have been a size 8. She wasnt big at all. She just has a fat little face with chipmunk cheeks.

  4. Jim

    She’s got a big future as a Courtney Love impersonator

  5. Kelly Osbourne
    mafme
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, being fat really helped her develop leg muscles.

  6. Wes

    She looks good , but loose the hat and gloves..

  7. Kelly Osbourne
    elka
    Commented on this photo:

    What I find so awkward about this whole thing, is that her face is still chubby, so i the end, her whole head is larger then her hips. Don’t get me wrong, I love her and she looks good, including the clothes (not everyone’s style I admit but I dig it) but… wow?

  8. Kelly Osbourne
    Kristin
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks great… reminds me of… whos that lil girl with the forehead in “American Beauty”… that one

  9. The Cynic

    Skinny Kelly is just as repulsive as fat Kelly. Funny we haven’t heard from her douchebag brother in a while. He actually makes Spencer Pratt look dignified.

  10. Kelly Osbourne
    Rick's Daddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Mooo!

  11. Kelly Osbourne
    waiting for her to shut up
    Commented on this photo:

    Call me nuts, but I think she looks pretty amazing. She is far sexier than some of the women I have drunkenly gone home with only to realize once sober, that I have shamed myself and my penis. Also, she seems to be far smarter and more engaging a person than a Lohan or Hilton.

  12. sobrietyisacrutch

    She definitely looks like one of those fake skinny chicks.
    You know what I mean.
    Do meth for 2 months straight, lose 5 dress sizes and show off the size 2.
    Then?
    Drink a few glasses of water, have a couple of quarter pounders w/ fries and sleep for a week..
    Poof! Back to size 12.
    Not that there’s anything WRONG with that….

  13. Demi Moore

    DAYUM. Bitch is played out.

  14. Kelly Osbourne
    blip
    Commented on this photo:

    Legs in picture 8 look fucking amazing! I would lick her her from her toes and work my way up…

  15. Kelly Osbourne
    Beetlejuice
    Commented on this photo:

    Back stretch marks.

  16. Kelly Osbourne
    Zoro
    Commented on this photo:

    fat girls appreciate it more

    even exfatties

  17. vk12607

    hi i like this……….

  18. captain america

    ……………please tell her.

  19. Kelly Osbourne
    Daphne
    Commented on this photo:

    those are tattoos, not stretch marks, idiot

  20. Kelly Osbourne
    badquantasun
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, if she´s going to be that grumpy…

    She´s prettier that before but her attitude changed, bad trade!

    She didn´t reached the look yet for her new body, the hair color…

    We´ll see

  21. Kelly Osbourne
    fatguyinalittleshirt
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    she looks a lot better than she used to. I’m not understanding some of the comments here. tough crowd.

  22. Kelly Osbourne
    dumb bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    dumb bitch, dumb tattoos…

  23. Kelly Osbourne
    S J West
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeeeas!? At last?! The final photos before this horrific bitch dies of whatever slimming pill she’s downing 10 times a day. She’s fat bitch at heart, just look at her parents. Substaining that weight will kill her very soon, and good riddance to her.

  24. Kelly Osbourne
    Bored with life
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    What the fuck? Take much Meth?

  25. Kelly Osbourne
    Bored with life
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d fuck her in the ass then pull out and make her lick it off before spitting in her face….all while listening to Crazy Train.

  26. Kelly Osbourne
    Random Male
    Commented on this photo:

    Eww…. so nasty haha XD

  27. Scott Smith

    Her head is so HUGE.

  28. Kelly Osbourne
    Former Dancer
    Commented on this photo:

    If the “stretch marks” people are talking about are on her lower back, it’s imprinted lines from a corset. See the shape? I’d say she’s coming from dress rehearsal for a role or pussycat dolls revue type gig, which would explain the weird outfit and the corset marks.

  29. Kelly Osbourne
    ami
    Commented on this photo:

    Those “strech marks” or “imprinted lines” are scars from self mutilation.

  30. bohokitty

    You are all so mean! A) She looks much healthier now then she did, she isn’t anywhere near looking emaciated, B) That costume is NOWHERE near as eccentric as the crap Gaga run around in, and C) It’s the pic and that hat making her look off, she actually has a pretty cute face.

  31. anonym

    still has the big jaw and face.

    • Jessesgirl

      She’ll never have an amazing fact, but at least now it just looks like a face with a square jaw, instead of a fat potato-like blob.

  32. Kelly Osbourne
    jackie
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like francis bean…

  33. Kelly Osbourne
    jackie
    Commented on this photo:

    she doesnt look proportionate, her body type is thick and she looked more attractive with meat on her. plus she has no boobs…maybe if she got a boob job she’d look more balanced.

  34. Kelly Osbourne
    Poondock
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to sniff her inner thigh

  35. wicked witch

    i’m 99% sure she’s trying to mimic paris hilton, didn’t paris wear this outfit like half a dozen times, i mean i’m not sure but i’m pretty sure.

  36. Kelly Osbourne
    paco
    Commented on this photo:

    well she is slim now, but what about it giant lollipop head? there is a surgeon for that too?

  37. Kelly Osbourne
    jaseb
    Commented on this photo:

    she´s looking better now. i would fucked her

  38. Kelly Osbourne
    Robert
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks liek her father in drag. Lets see how long this skinny thing will last.

  39. Kelly Osbourne
    timmy
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s far from being skinny!! she’s just normal now. leave her alone.

  40. Kelly Osbourne
    Alison
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    What bad tattoos! They remind me of a sailor.

  41. fahqall

    This is what Paris Hilton will look like when she gets out of prison from her Cocaine conviction.

  42. Bored with life

    Ozzy with tits and a vagina. Creepy.

  43. dontlooknow

    Unlike others here, I was always a Kelly fan, ESPECIALLY when she was a loud mouthed fat snot. But my little girl is all grown up now (sniff!), and I applaud her for actually putting in real work to look good. Instead of just spending her daddy’s cash on plastic surgery. Go Kelly!

  44. Tommy

    Looks absolutely beautiful and I’m sure much more attractive than the comment trolls.

  45. Kelly Osbourne
    The Beholder
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow she should have had the doctor fix that slack jaw underbite pudge mouth. Her mouth is the single ugliest thing about her and she didn’t even have them touch it…. *tsk tsk* (Oh right it might affect her singing) *LOL*!! ahh,..that’s a good one..

    FUGLY before, FUGLY now….

  46. Ray Sist

    I totally agree Tommy!

  47. Kelly Osbourne
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    The hair is too long– it emphasizes her jaw. When her hair was shorter, it made her face appear more proportioned…

    All Kelly needs is a haircut. If she wants one.

    I think she looks great. Not Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen thin. Not fat. She appears to be about a size 6.

  48. Kelly Osbourne
    Lanie
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Lord. All the comments that she needs a stylist… She was dressed like that because she was performing with the Pussycat Dolls.. Doh. Anyway she looks fantastic. She was on E!’s fashion show with Joan Rivers talking about Emmy fashion and she did such a good job..and she looked so beautiful – her makeup was stunning.

    She’s always been gorgeous but it was hard to tell because of her short, dyed black icky hairstyle.. She needs to keep her hair long and light.. it looks way better.

  49. Kelly Osbourne
    Reowl
    Commented on this photo:

    I love how her minder is carrying her ‘flats’ for later hehe.

  50. Kelly Osbourne
    Sunnyvee
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she looks good….. nice legs…. she just needs a tan and a boob job

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