You know how in sci-fi movies when science just goes ahead and does something simply because it can only to have it blow up in its face by causing a massive global catastrophe like Godzilla, or for the sake of argument, allowing women to vote?
This is one of those times. Everybody get to the moon!
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I’ll go a step further and just say that Kelly Osbourne should not exist.
I can’ believe this is Kelly, I am under the belief this is a pod person
hahahahhahahaa
I never though I would say this….
I would love to fuck her.
Now I am going to take a shower and try to get clean.
where is her sex tape?
I’d hit it. With the lights on.
You must be blind.
I would too.
I havent gotten strange in 4 1/2 years.
You don’t like women and there’s nothing wrong with that.
Me too.
/fat or skinny, preferably fat
I hit her with w/my badazz minivan. Might even reverse and smoosh her again for good measure. Another twit skating by on the fame of her daddy. Ugh.
MADONNA Jr.?
That dress makes her look skinnier. She extends out past the silver part.
Is this a Lady Gaga dress up party?
Where does she extend past the silver part? She looks great, period.
Look at the left edge. The dress has a black back, and sheer sides.
um… id hit it. she looks a *lot* healthier. face-down ass-up, as long as i dont need rabies shots
BRITNEY SPEARS BODY
just surgery, no dieting or excersising whatsoever
She certainly looks odd being as thin, but she just can’t win.
Either she is too heavy and made fun of, or too thin and ridiculed.
Trying to be and stay the ideal weight to maintain desire-ability to the media and public would be maddening.
I do have to say though, the getup is hard on the eyes.
Some people just aren’t meant to be bone skinny… She was much cuter when she had a fuller figure. Now she just looks like she hates herself.
Yeah, noooooo.
I don’t know who lied to you, but being fat is not sexy.
Man I liked the fat Kelly Osbourne. She had big titties. Now she is just another skinny broad. Same for Christina Ricci. She used to be mega hot when she had some hardcore curves. Now shes a stick with flappy tits. And don’t get me started on Sara Rue losing weight. What the heck is the world coming to???
Get help Dude.
Nah, I agree. Extra weight looks good on women like Sarah Rue. She just has that jolly air around her then. It honestly suits her, the same way skinniness suits Taylor Swift.
What do you mean “Ladies” ?
chubby-chaser in the HOUSE. to each, his/her own. for me – fatties are disgusting. aids-lookin’ skinny = equally disgusting. where’s the happy medium ladies?
haha someone is into bbw (not that there is anything wrong with it… still gonna laugh though)
personally if had to have sex with fat kelly, i’d throw up all over her face, but now i’d do something else all over her face
nah man ur totally right imo .. her jaw really sticks out now that shes skinny and she looks strange to me.. i liked her with meat.
omg i love what you just said thank you.
Still hound-faced.
no wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she has legs like a soccer player though….
As the old timey motherfucker here, I remember when her mother Sharon Osborne was a huge limey whale that would injest huge vats of Remy Martin and flush hotel bedsheets and Rod Stewarts head down the toilet.. I am not exaggerating. This stuff happened. Ask Bev Bevan. Then She lost weight by renouncing Satan and seceding from Hell, appointed herself queen of The Other Underworld, inhabited by TV execs and marketing jerk-offs, married Ozzy and made him her consort in Hell Part 2, they both stopped drinking and drugging and then MTV happened in their living room. then these three kids sprung up out of her vagina like fungi.
Now Kelly is being groomed to take over from Mum, as soon as she brings DJ AM back from the dead and spawns with him.
Too bad she still has the jowls of her mom.
OTT, good for her.
The problem is she has a HUGE head. On her fat chick body it was kind of proportional, now she looks like a bobble-head doll.
A bobble-head with a bunch of cheap, trashy tattoos.
RIGHT ON. Exactly what I was gonna say. That noggin is bulbous!
Only bobble-head I’ve seen is your Mom’s in my lap.
That head is just too big for her little body.
The new bod won’t help. She’s still ugly, stupid, and free of any discernible talent.
Her father is mega, super rich. that’s talent enough for anyone.
Hey, I am happy for the girl, it took her a lot of determination and dedication to lose weight…that or a lot of long coke binges.
Either way, if she’s happy – good for her!
2nd that!
I saw Kelly as a tween on the Stern show once, she was the cutest thing. At that point, Ozzy should’ve had her age suspend in time a la Kirsten Dunst from “Interview with a Vampire”.
I’d have done her before. I would definitely do her now. And so would every non gay fuck in here. Hear me roar!
Many of you are tossing around the skinny word like it applies. Average is the word that works best here. Her average body looks better than it did before, but now she looks like a midget.
Hmmmm…after viewing the photo and rubbing my penis to get a little bloodflow down there…..I’d have to say I’d definitely hit it*
*After a very comprehensive vaginal-sniff test
She looks like Lady GooGoo.
Ummmm…she used to be cute. What happened. I would suggest she keep the weight off but put her hair back to its natural color and spray off the face paint.
The ONLY way a girl that is normally as thick as Kelly
(pretty chunky if you remember and comes from the loins of parents that have fat genes and Sharon did get gastric surgery and was once quite a cow herself) gets this thin is by ingesting lots and lots (and I mean LOTS) of opiates.
There are drugs available and even LEGAL in California (if you do things right, that is….) that are wayyyyy more fun, and wayyyyy less dangerous than smack.
What IS it with Hollywood and opiates????
I’m sorry, but NO ONE read that :(
fu
Yet another reason for Human Centipede research to be done for real on real subjects. Kelly O, Michael Lohan, his daughter, Paris, Jon and Kate Gosselin, Spencer Pratt, and Kim Kardashian would make a real interesting human centipede. Heck, I bet we could find VOLUNTEERS at The Superficial who’d agree to have their faces surgically attached to Kim’s posterior so they could be “fed” by her.
There’s a lot of weird wrinkles going on with that back. Looks like someone’s had lipo fat sucking operations.
good for her. she could dress a little less trashy though
Trashy is good.
Actually she looks pretty healthy…but seriously pissed at the world. I’m afraid that I prefer the happy, smiley look
100 bucks says she’ll be a fat cow within 6 months. fat people can’t stay skinny for long. i would bang her though, simply cause i believe she has a big chip on her shoulder…’nobody wanted to fuck me when i was fat’, probable got a lot of rage in her. also i would love to hang with Ozzy.
compared to what she used to look like, this is much better. good for her
DWTS Kelly was way more fuckable. Thats the only time she ever looked good.
she still has a giant pumpkinhead & nasty tattoos.
Where’s Jack? I’d shag him rotten baby, yeah!
She looks like Ozzy in a fuckin’ dress. No ta, I’ll stick to my hand.
TOTALLY. I can’t even look at her without hearing ‘Bark at the Moon’ in my head. *shudder* gotta go look at Olivia Munn now to wash away the image from my tiny brain of Ozzy in a dress.
SKINNIER BUT STILL CREEPY
Really, if I were her and had the money she has access to, I’d hire a stylist to make the most out of my brand new beautiful figure…
just sayin’
Something tells me that when she takes off that dress, droop goes the breasts, flop goes the belly and out pops the weasel.
LOL fucking great
that- and the room is engulfed w/the odor of roast beef.
Is that Lady Gaga? But grosser?
Skinny or not, that thing still possesses the DNA makeup that makes it likely to invoke Armageddon.
Not even with a Rosary and YOUR cock pal…
I thought she was gorgeous before. I think she still is.
I love her legs! :)
I’d have fucked her when she was “fat”, & I’d fuck her now. She’s cute, with a sexy accent. Some of her tats are retarded, but I have a couple of dumb tats myself.
her body looks toned, circut training perhaps? And her face looks cuter without the weight. smile kelly…
You’re all fucking ridiculous. She looked amazing before and she looks amazing now. If you’re jealous, I understand, I would be too. But leave the girl alone. She’s about to pay you out cause she’s FABULOUS!
Nobody said anything bad about the girl, I love her. It’s obvious here though, she needs a little style guidance.
Chill out.
She needs to start a horror band with Brooke Hogan and Lady GaGa.
I can believe I’m saying this, but I think she looks great! Even her face looks alright. *pinches self*
she’s always been chubby, wouldn’t call her stick thin in this pic either.
no, she has fat chick arms. those are forever.
Hey Fish-Face – Courtney Love called and said she wants her shtick back.
wow.. you can’t even recognize her
it’s too bad her face will always be too big and square…
Me and my boyfriend have both deliberated, and we’ve come to the agreement that she looks like the stretched out version of the YouTube umper lumper thing that jigs and grinds around like Amy Winehouse.