Skinny Kelly Osbourne Should Not Exist

September 2nd, 2010 // 82 Comments

You know how in sci-fi movies when science just goes ahead and does something simply because it can only to have it blow up in its face by causing a massive global catastrophe like Godzilla, or for the sake of argument, allowing women to vote?

This is one of those times. Everybody get to the moon!

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Comments (82)

  1. Richard McBeef | September 2, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    I’ll go a step further and just say that Kelly Osbourne should not exist.

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    • Confused | September 2, 2010 at 2:12 pm

      I can’ believe this is Kelly, I am under the belief this is a pod person

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    • MrsEllis | September 2, 2010 at 2:13 pm

      hahahahhahahaa

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | September 2, 2010 at 2:30 pm

      I never though I would say this….
      I would love to fuck her.
      Now I am going to take a shower and try to get clean.

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  2. That Guy | September 2, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    I’d hit it. With the lights on.

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    • Fumus | September 2, 2010 at 2:17 pm

      You must be blind.

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      • Deacon Jones | September 2, 2010 at 3:43 pm

        I would too.

        I havent gotten strange in 4 1/2 years.

      • Tommy | September 5, 2010 at 3:15 pm

        You don’t like women and there’s nothing wrong with that.

    • Racer X | September 2, 2010 at 6:52 pm

      Me too.

      /fat or skinny, preferably fat

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    • WowzersTrowzers | September 2, 2010 at 8:07 pm

      I hit her with w/my badazz minivan. Might even reverse and smoosh her again for good measure. Another twit skating by on the fame of her daddy. Ugh.

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      • TOWN COCK | September 4, 2010 at 6:23 pm

        MADONNA Jr.?

  3. ATL | September 2, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    That dress makes her look skinnier. She extends out past the silver part.

    Is this a Lady Gaga dress up party?

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    • Jones | September 2, 2010 at 4:23 pm

      Where does she extend past the silver part? She looks great, period.

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      • TrojanMustang | September 2, 2010 at 6:24 pm

        Look at the left edge. The dress has a black back, and sheer sides.

  4. dudeatdudedotdude | September 2, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    um… id hit it. she looks a *lot* healthier. face-down ass-up, as long as i dont need rabies shots

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  5. miguelito | September 2, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    BRITNEY SPEARS BODY

    just surgery, no dieting or excersising whatsoever

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  6. M | September 2, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    Some people just aren’t meant to be bone skinny… She was much cuter when she had a fuller figure. Now she just looks like she hates herself.

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    • G&T | September 3, 2010 at 8:09 am

      Yeah, noooooo.
      I don’t know who lied to you, but being fat is not sexy.

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  7. Dude | September 2, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    Man I liked the fat Kelly Osbourne. She had big titties. Now she is just another skinny broad. Same for Christina Ricci. She used to be mega hot when she had some hardcore curves. Now shes a stick with flappy tits. And don’t get me started on Sara Rue losing weight. What the heck is the world coming to???

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    • jessesgirl | September 2, 2010 at 4:52 pm

      Get help Dude.

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      • ham | September 3, 2010 at 9:01 am

        Nah, I agree. Extra weight looks good on women like Sarah Rue. She just has that jolly air around her then. It honestly suits her, the same way skinniness suits Taylor Swift.

      • Sin&Bones | September 4, 2010 at 6:39 am

        What do you mean “Ladies” ?

    • Any Guy | September 2, 2010 at 5:34 pm

      chubby-chaser in the HOUSE. to each, his/her own. for me – fatties are disgusting. aids-lookin’ skinny = equally disgusting. where’s the happy medium ladies?

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    • Nik | September 2, 2010 at 5:43 pm

      haha someone is into bbw (not that there is anything wrong with it… still gonna laugh though)

      personally if had to have sex with fat kelly, i’d throw up all over her face, but now i’d do something else all over her face

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    • jesse | September 2, 2010 at 11:43 pm

      nah man ur totally right imo .. her jaw really sticks out now that shes skinny and she looks strange to me.. i liked her with meat.

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    • kim | September 3, 2010 at 5:32 am

      omg i love what you just said thank you.

      Reply
  8. Pseudopodia | September 2, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    Still hound-faced.

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  9. friendlyfires | September 2, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    As the old timey motherfucker here, I remember when her mother Sharon Osborne was a huge limey whale that would injest huge vats of Remy Martin and flush hotel bedsheets and Rod Stewarts head down the toilet.. I am not exaggerating. This stuff happened. Ask Bev Bevan. Then She lost weight by renouncing Satan and seceding from Hell, appointed herself queen of The Other Underworld, inhabited by TV execs and marketing jerk-offs, married Ozzy and made him her consort in Hell Part 2, they both stopped drinking and drugging and then MTV happened in their living room. then these three kids sprung up out of her vagina like fungi.
    Now Kelly is being groomed to take over from Mum, as soon as she brings DJ AM back from the dead and spawns with him.

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  10. McFeely Smackup | September 2, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    The problem is she has a HUGE head. On her fat chick body it was kind of proportional, now she looks like a bobble-head doll.

    A bobble-head with a bunch of cheap, trashy tattoos.

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    • Mohammed's Taint | September 2, 2010 at 4:17 pm

      RIGHT ON. Exactly what I was gonna say. That noggin is bulbous!

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    • Bill Clinton | September 6, 2010 at 9:39 pm

      Only bobble-head I’ve seen is your Mom’s in my lap.

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  11. Tyler | September 2, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    That head is just too big for her little body.

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  12. timmy the dying boy | September 2, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    The new bod won’t help. She’s still ugly, stupid, and free of any discernible talent.

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    • McFeely Smackup | September 2, 2010 at 3:08 pm

      Her father is mega, super rich. that’s talent enough for anyone.

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  13. snarkyscreenname | September 2, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    Hey, I am happy for the girl, it took her a lot of determination and dedication to lose weight…that or a lot of long coke binges.

    Either way, if she’s happy – good for her!

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    • Marcus | September 2, 2010 at 6:57 pm

      2nd that!

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  14. Rough diplomacy | September 2, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    I saw Kelly as a tween on the Stern show once, she was the cutest thing. At that point, Ozzy should’ve had her age suspend in time a la Kirsten Dunst from “Interview with a Vampire”.

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  15. Gene | September 2, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    I’d have done her before. I would definitely do her now. And so would every non gay fuck in here. Hear me roar!

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  16. Kiss My Ass Elmo | September 2, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    Many of you are tossing around the skinny word like it applies. Average is the word that works best here. Her average body looks better than it did before, but now she looks like a midget.

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  17. RantingOne | September 2, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    Hmmmm…after viewing the photo and rubbing my penis to get a little bloodflow down there…..I’d have to say I’d definitely hit it*

    *After a very comprehensive vaginal-sniff test

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  18. youknowme | September 2, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    The ONLY way a girl that is normally as thick as Kelly
    (pretty chunky if you remember and comes from the loins of parents that have fat genes and Sharon did get gastric surgery and was once quite a cow herself) gets this thin is by ingesting lots and lots (and I mean LOTS) of opiates.
    There are drugs available and even LEGAL in California (if you do things right, that is….) that are wayyyyy more fun, and wayyyyy less dangerous than smack.
    What IS it with Hollywood and opiates????

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    • llKarmen | September 2, 2010 at 6:07 pm

      I’m sorry, but NO ONE read that :(

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      • youknowme | September 3, 2010 at 11:36 am

        fu

  19. Lady Blah Blah | September 2, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    Yet another reason for Human Centipede research to be done for real on real subjects. Kelly O, Michael Lohan, his daughter, Paris, Jon and Kate Gosselin, Spencer Pratt, and Kim Kardashian would make a real interesting human centipede. Heck, I bet we could find VOLUNTEERS at The Superficial who’d agree to have their faces surgically attached to Kim’s posterior so they could be “fed” by her.

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  20. Jen | September 2, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    good for her. she could dress a little less trashy though

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | September 2, 2010 at 3:15 pm

      Trashy is good.

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  21. myck untz | September 2, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    100 bucks says she’ll be a fat cow within 6 months. fat people can’t stay skinny for long. i would bang her though, simply cause i believe she has a big chip on her shoulder…’nobody wanted to fuck me when i was fat’, probable got a lot of rage in her. also i would love to hang with Ozzy.

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  22. firstofthehallen | September 2, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    DWTS Kelly was way more fuckable. Thats the only time she ever looked good.

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  23. McFeely My Anus | September 2, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    Where’s Jack? I’d shag him rotten baby, yeah!

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  24. Vandal | September 2, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    She looks like Ozzy in a fuckin’ dress. No ta, I’ll stick to my hand.

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    • Any Guy | September 2, 2010 at 5:37 pm

      TOTALLY. I can’t even look at her without hearing ‘Bark at the Moon’ in my head. *shudder* gotta go look at Olivia Munn now to wash away the image from my tiny brain of Ozzy in a dress.

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  25. chuck d | September 2, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    SKINNIER BUT STILL CREEPY

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  26. sobrietyisacrutch | September 2, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    Something tells me that when she takes off that dress, droop goes the breasts, flop goes the belly and out pops the weasel.

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    • Mohammed's Taint | September 2, 2010 at 4:19 pm

      LOL fucking great

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    • WowzersTrowzers | September 2, 2010 at 8:21 pm

      that- and the room is engulfed w/the odor of roast beef.

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  27. GaGag | September 2, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    Is that Lady Gaga? But grosser?

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  28. GravyLeg | September 2, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    Skinny or not, that thing still possesses the DNA makeup that makes it likely to invoke Armageddon.

    Not even with a Rosary and YOUR cock pal…

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  29. jessesgirl | September 2, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    I can believe I’m saying this, but I think she looks great! Even her face looks alright. *pinches self*

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  30. twellve | September 2, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    she’s always been chubby, wouldn’t call her stick thin in this pic either.

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    • McFeely Smackup | September 2, 2010 at 5:02 pm

      no, she has fat chick arms. those are forever.

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  31. Bill Clinton | September 2, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    Hey Fish-Face – Courtney Love called and said she wants her shtick back.

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  32. llKarmen | September 2, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    Me and my boyfriend have both deliberated, and we’ve come to the agreement that she looks like the stretched out version of the YouTube umper lumper thing that jigs and grinds around like Amy Winehouse.

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  33. Jim | September 2, 2010 at 6:33 pm

    She’s got a big future as a Courtney Love impersonator

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  34. Wes | September 2, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    She looks good , but loose the hat and gloves..

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  35. The Cynic | September 2, 2010 at 11:22 pm

    Skinny Kelly is just as repulsive as fat Kelly. Funny we haven’t heard from her douchebag brother in a while. He actually makes Spencer Pratt look dignified.

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  36. sobrietyisacrutch | September 3, 2010 at 12:19 am

    She definitely looks like one of those fake skinny chicks.
    You know what I mean.
    Do meth for 2 months straight, lose 5 dress sizes and show off the size 2.
    Then?
    Drink a few glasses of water, have a couple of quarter pounders w/ fries and sleep for a week..
    Poof! Back to size 12.
    Not that there’s anything WRONG with that….

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  37. Demi Moore | September 3, 2010 at 1:11 am

    DAYUM. Bitch is played out.

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  38. vk12607 | September 3, 2010 at 6:25 am

    hi i like this……….

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  39. captain america | September 3, 2010 at 6:29 am

    ……………please tell her.

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  40. Scott Smith | September 3, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    Her head is so HUGE.

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  41. bohokitty | September 3, 2010 at 11:23 pm

    You are all so mean! A) She looks much healthier now then she did, she isn’t anywhere near looking emaciated, B) That costume is NOWHERE near as eccentric as the crap Gaga run around in, and C) It’s the pic and that hat making her look off, she actually has a pretty cute face.

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  42. anonym | September 4, 2010 at 3:39 am

    still has the big jaw and face.

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    • Jessesgirl | September 4, 2010 at 10:54 am

      She’ll never have an amazing fact, but at least now it just looks like a face with a square jaw, instead of a fat potato-like blob.

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  43. wicked witch | September 4, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    i’m 99% sure she’s trying to mimic paris hilton, didn’t paris wear this outfit like half a dozen times, i mean i’m not sure but i’m pretty sure.

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  44. fahqall | September 4, 2010 at 11:22 pm

    This is what Paris Hilton will look like when she gets out of prison from her Cocaine conviction.

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  45. Bored with life | September 5, 2010 at 9:57 am

    Ozzy with tits and a vagina. Creepy.

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  46. dontlooknow | September 5, 2010 at 11:34 am

    Unlike others here, I was always a Kelly fan, ESPECIALLY when she was a loud mouthed fat snot. But my little girl is all grown up now (sniff!), and I applaud her for actually putting in real work to look good. Instead of just spending her daddy’s cash on plastic surgery. Go Kelly!

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  47. Tommy | September 5, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    Looks absolutely beautiful and I’m sure much more attractive than the comment trolls.

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  48. Ray Sist | September 6, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    I totally agree Tommy!

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  49. gigi | September 10, 2010 at 2:18 am

    please…. unless she vacuumed them out, those little fat cells are laying dormant, waiting for the next inevitable pound cake binge…. oh it’ll happen…

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  50. Victoria | August 15, 2011 at 1:08 am

    That ugly bitch needs to shut the fuck up she will always be a fat fuck in the inside bitch team XTINA

    Reply

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