“Made this kid two minutes ago. POW.”
NOTE: If you’re wondering what the hell is going on with this post instead of staring directly into this chick’s impossibly large ass, welcome to your first visit to The Superficial. It’s best if you just look at the butts.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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Shemar demonstrating the very worst moment to shout “two in the pink!”.
That’s a nice ass.
“He says he’s gotta go num…er…needs to take a dump.”
“Hey, Moe, watch this…”
Text blocks on your ribcage are the tramp stamp of the new millennium (this chick is clearly multigenerational but still). Thanks a lot Megan Fox.
That ass is not only gigantic, but it’s also round and firm. And I LIKE it!
(Yes, I do eat cottage cheese quite frequently.)
That’s Miami, better check her front and make sure there is no surprise hidden, although it has been rumored that he might be okay with that.
damn that ass is nice.
100x better than kim’s
I’d like to motorboat that ass.
Wait your turn!!!
Angles…..
The can be such a bitch sometimes…
Isn’t he the one who was frolicking around naked on the gay beach.
Help! My ass is eating my bikini bottom!
Who”s the booty??
That bikini bottom is so far up her ass, that if she opens her mouth you can see blue fabric down her throat
I saw a picture of some chick named Ivanka with a gigantic ass in NY. They said he was her father.
still hot…but his body is not what it was in the 2007 gay nude beach photo he staged for the paps
I used to find this guy hot when I was like 9, now I think he’s just trying really really hard to resemble a heterosexual.
he needs to stop the ‘oops dick slip’ pics he does from time to time…it’s nothing to be ashamed of but not a show stopper and the only place those pics really find a lifespan is on gay blogs…
…and it’s a wrap. What a horrible life Shamar has.
Shemar, Stop playin’ with boys…it’s illegal and tasteless…I am the man for you!
Hell, Shemar, my male ass is finer than that…care to explore it??
Shemar, my dear, when you are through drinkin’ the Corona, you can ram the bottle up my ass!
Shemar, ditch the bitch…I am here with another Corona for you!
Shemar, I have better moves than that…just waitin’ for you, bro!
Shemar, damn…stop kissin’ her…my lips are much finer…my tongue will probe much deeper…i promise
Shemar, honey, I can kiss you a whole lot better than that!
Gay
damn