Site Update

July 23rd, 2007 // 78 Comments

logo.jpgSorry for the lack of updates. We tried to make the redesign a smooth transition but there were a lot more technical kinks than we anticipated. If you haven’t noticed, the redesign is kicking our server’s ass. I asked our technical guy what’s up and he told me that when he opened up the server a family of bats flew out. Go figure. Anyway, we’re working on getting everything fixed so thanks for your patience.


  1. Kamihi

    Sorry but for what my opinion is worth I prefer the wider section for the articles.
    Kate Moss and Pete Doherty though – something better to tide us over please!

  2. Leslie

    I love your site! Dont worry about it being down, we know it will be up soon! Yeah there are a lot of other gossip sites up but yours is the most hilarious because of your commentary. I mean it is like the time when you went on vacation during memorial day and said to never go on vacation when stupid girls are doing things like Lindsay did then!

    Or if you go on vacation and might need to make a telephone out of two coconuts and wires! You add the freaking hysterical comedy to why we love reading about these bitches and why they are so sad!

    Love you!

  3. Speaking/writing of our bud “Vick”—We could fight the bats! Yeah! They could go at it and we could post the bat fight pictures on my site! Then we could feed their corpses to black-eyed pandas and dance naked on Tammy’s grave!
    I can see it now–I can have a bat breeding empire and sell pedigree white bats for $1000′s of dollars to Kate Moss and tell her the dust from their wings is a special kind of cocaine.

  4. Jimbo, I’m going to kill you ass. Hookers for breakfast, they better of been girls.

  5. Ok it took me 10 minutes to figure out the freaking Home button is Celebrities. Lame
    Hey, Bite Me, good morning. Is that true anout L.L.? She just got a brand NEW DUI or is it the one frm when she crashed her car before rehab?!?!?

  6. lidiya

    I would not have sex with this site. It is seriously disgusting. Seriously. When will this whore site get its act together?

  7. ?HOLY ZHIT?
    Juzt zaw where New York had a 3.1 earthquake..13 hourz ago
    U fuckerz R going to fall into the ocean before me..thatz
    fucking the funniezt fuckin zhit I ever heard…big mouth
    New Yorkerz under water, no one can hear their
    big fuckin mouths….get ready..here comez
    another one…did cha feel that??????

  8. wedgeone

    The LiLo story gets even better!

    “Lohan, who is already facing a drunken driving charge in Beverly Hills, was pulled over near the Santa Monica Police Department after authorities spotted her car chasing another vehicle, said Sgt. Shane Talbot.

    Authorities conducted a field sobriety test and then transported Lohan to the police department.

    The 21-year-old actress was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and POSSESSION OF COCAINE, among other charges, Talbot said.

    Police found COCAINE in one of her pants pockets during a pre-booking search, Talbot said.”

    Her lawyers are going to be busy over the next 6 months, and then LiLo’s going to spend much time next to Tom Sizemore in the clink. They can share drug binging stories.

    Today is the best day in history!! Thank you God!!

  9. Frist, two of them are girls and two are boys. Don’t be mad, I need alot of people to get me off in the morning. You should know that. Sorry.

  10. wedgeone

    BTW – the site is slow because the guy who posts content to the site is slow.

    Ever hear of a rollback? Maybe a pilot of the new site on a staging server before you update your “production server”?

    Lame, lame, LAME! Piss poor planning. All you need now is another database server crash with no backups like you had on Jan 1.

    As bad as the site is, it’s still better than any of it’s competition. Choose the lesser of all the evils.

  11. Wha??? #54 is not me, and 59 isn’t Jimbo
    #55 was me, funny how my troll posted at the exact same time as me!!!!!

  12. Nikky Raney

    i like the site’s new look

  13. Is there a post yet? I gotta go to work soon

  14. Jimbo, you could of had me this morning. I guess I’m pussy is worn out now. I guess I’ll have it repair like the other whores do.

  15. Jimbo, because you have all those hookers this morning, I just
    screw two mexicans that were delivering stuff at work. By the way, they
    eat my pussy way longer than you do. They said that my pussy tasted
    like smokes and rotten fish, but they didn’t care. So, fuck off.

  16. My mugshot was so much better than hers. I must be just like her
    rehab and mugshots. How do I keep my job? I’ll tell you. I suck my
    boss off every morning and night. He has a wife, but we have an
    arrangement. I need attention like Lindsay, I just don’t know what
    to do with my mouth and hands. I have to have men to tell me.

  17. George-o

    Egads get back on it boys… I’ve had to resort to visiting *cough* perez’s *cough* crappy site.

  18. Bling

    Just wanted to say “keep up the good work” ;)

  19. Ok. I guess it should have occurred to me that all 3 sister sites are getting a uniform look. I don’t know if that’s to save time, or if it’s because you want continuity…

    It’s a really nice template, but I still think you should make the 3 sites more unique.

  20. jimena

    I like it! And it’s easier to switch to Geekologie from here :)

  21. Lowlands

    I think the new colors look great! The original colors could be more recognizable but i hope these new colors become as recognizable as well.

  22. ScarletDove

    Um… I guess I’m the only one that doesn’t know what STUMBLE, DIGG, REDDIT and DEL-ICI-OUS are?

  23. #64-66 was not me, ew….
    Quit fucking trolling me you piece of shit!!!!!
    63 was me…then I went to work
    Just clearing that up for those who don’t know me

  24. dd

    the new site design is real pretty =D

  25. Rob

    You ripped off apple.com’s navigation bar. I am surpirsed that they are contining to allow you to use it.

  26. Pretty new design. Congratulation

  27. Jack the Revelator

    Oh my God TOTALLY worth it zomg!!

  28. poor poor Frist!!!…..and Jimbo……..
    Victor..your nazty horney dude……hahahahha?????

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