Sorry for the lack of updates. We tried to make the redesign a smooth transition but there were a lot more technical kinks than we anticipated. If you haven’t noticed, the redesign is kicking our server’s ass. I asked our technical guy what’s up and he told me that when he opened up the server a family of bats flew out. Go figure. Anyway, we’re working on getting everything fixed so thanks for your patience.
Site Update
July 23rd, 2007 // 78 Comments
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Sasha Grey keeps doing it for the kids. – TMZ | |
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Mark | July 23, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Your site still kicks ASS. Keep up the good work!
pointandlaugh | July 23, 2007 at 9:41 pm
I like the redesign.
chris | July 23, 2007 at 9:42 pm
There is NO excuse for lack of posts regarding Kim Kardashian’s ass–I don’t know what to do with myself…
The Everlasting Crusader | July 23, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Whats the deal with the flicking of the images?
Other then that, looks pretty much like before, but then again i just started coming to the front page, so who knows.
Either way, take your time :)
cbmc99 | July 23, 2007 at 9:59 pm
i’m liking the new design! sucks about those bats. i had a problem with my car and the mechanic said a cat was found in the exhaust pipe. poor thing. i’m allergic anyway.
cbmc99 | July 23, 2007 at 9:59 pm
i’m liking the new design! sucks about those bats. i had a problem with my car and the mechanic said a cat was found in the exhaust pipe. poor thing. i’m allergic anyway.
Briana | July 23, 2007 at 9:59 pm
I like the redesign too.
:3
magickal | July 23, 2007 at 10:09 pm
GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. JK. W/E.
metaly | July 23, 2007 at 10:12 pm
Is it just a coincidence that the nav is almost a pixel-by-pixel copy of apple.com’s nav? Colors, dimensions, text style are almost identical. You may want to ask your designer about that.
Other than that, it’s pretty classy.
Rob | July 23, 2007 at 10:13 pm
Why did you steal Apple’s navigation?
Kristin | July 23, 2007 at 10:14 pm
It looks good.
cc rider | July 23, 2007 at 10:26 pm
its cool, peeps! this site rox the panties off all the hoes!!
I like the new digg’s layout
SexyBeach | July 23, 2007 at 10:26 pm
I like it a lot, much easier to read, well except when Kellizhottie (aka I type all my s’s with ZZZZZZZZs) is on here.
Binky | July 23, 2007 at 10:37 pm
I like the new design.
But seriously – I think the site needs more ads cluttering the page and more of my 9-11 rants.
Binky | July 23, 2007 at 10:40 pm
But then again – there’s worse places than Bikini Beach I suppose.
( I think the site may have been taken over by ‘Martha and the Muffins)
(Crib : Google ‘Echo Beach’)
barfly | July 23, 2007 at 10:41 pm
wtf…looks same to me mhhh that’s just ab excuse for being a lazy faftr pigggggggg and not doing syour workm of updating thi s shit ado we whatever nan yiyour fuul of shittt ok bring mes some gossip bitchhhhhhhh NOWWW
barfly | July 23, 2007 at 10:44 pm
BY tghe way….wheres the HOME buttonss i dont see ittttt how sodo i get to HOME page????????????????????????????????
mike | July 23, 2007 at 10:54 pm
love the new design despite the problems. keep it comin
Anexio | July 23, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Your webmaster’s ass is flabby and your computer guy has man titties!
They may be ugly but the site they came up with rocks!
Fuck the complainers, direct your hate to Britney.
Nothin’ but love….
Anexio
Anexio | July 23, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Your webmaster’s ass is flabby and your computer guy has man titties!
They may be ugly but the site they came up with rocks!
Fuck the complainers, direct your hate to Britney.
Nothin’ but love….
Anexio
Ron Mexico | July 23, 2007 at 11:06 pm
no worries dogg…blame that shit on me, Ron Mexico.
Dean | July 23, 2007 at 11:09 pm
Superficial pwns Apple.
nonono | July 23, 2007 at 11:09 pm
new design looks good!!!!!! luv ya!
cechols | July 23, 2007 at 11:11 pm
I know iwatchstuff.com is your sister site, but you pretty much just swiped the design straight from there, changed the header image and background color, and turned “So Freaking Cool” into “So Freaking Hot.”
Don’t get me wrong, I love the way iwatchstuff looks. But surely you could have made the new Superficial design a little more original.
LL | July 23, 2007 at 11:15 pm
RE design: eh, it’s a redesign. it looks a little better. The fact is, there are only a couple of ways to design a site in such a way that it doesn’t make a visitor want to gouge their own eyes out. At least most of the text isn’t tiny white type on a dark background, that shit is hard to read.
As long as we can still get pictures of Britney’s big fat ass, all else can be forgiven.
Italian Stallion | July 23, 2007 at 11:17 pm
I say we blame it on Michael Vick, I mean, Ron Mexico too…………..
whoneedsenemies | July 23, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Stealing shamelessly from http://www.geekologie.com eh? Wait, it’s the same guy running both sites!
Exciting…….
Jenn | July 23, 2007 at 11:30 pm
great design! what would I do without your posts!!
UH OH | July 23, 2007 at 11:33 pm
Heh, I see the next cnet coming up!!!! You need some tagging :)
Hiney | July 23, 2007 at 11:53 pm
Hey looks like Apple’s navigation bar http://www.apple.com
HankTheDwarf | July 23, 2007 at 11:54 pm
THE BATS WERE LAZY EYED WITH HERPES
HotDogger | July 24, 2007 at 12:02 am
Youse guys still blow worse than my sister.
General Zod | July 24, 2007 at 12:02 am
Is this run by WordPress? If so, I STRONGLY urge you to use WP-cache. It’ll save your server a huge load. It has saved my site many times when I get Dugg or Slashdotted or Farked.
piglet | July 24, 2007 at 12:07 am
have not noticed any site problems on my end, looks really awesome tho!
kelly | July 24, 2007 at 12:10 am
maybe it’s ALL THE FUCKING ADs that are slowing the god damn site down.
not that this site was ever on time anyway, you are always slow and far behind the others, but I still prefer it for some reason.
The “new” site is shit and all the important content is squished into a tiny rectangle going down the screen. WHY do that
kelly | July 24, 2007 at 12:13 am
going down the middle of the screen *
EuroChic | July 24, 2007 at 12:23 am
Your site is so stupid, it’s way too slow….that’s probably because you’re a fat lard ass that can hardly get off the couch and turn on your PC..like the rest of you FAT UGLY AMERICANS! WOO HOO!
JessBlue | July 24, 2007 at 12:28 am
It’s cool. Aparently the server will be the downfall of our society. We will all learn this in a short amount of time, any way, I love your site and love the writers. . .and yes, I did mean to spell all those words wrong and leave in grammical errors. What’s wrong with a bit of style ’round here?
zuzuspetals | July 24, 2007 at 12:33 am
I don’t like this new pink background- it’s too intense. There’s also too much going on now on the front page – can you put it back the way it was, and sue somebody for the heavy-handed upgrade?
just wonderin’
sam | July 24, 2007 at 1:05 am
man…there were barely any updates anyways…
whatevs
Gillian Cory | July 24, 2007 at 2:25 am
Hi – my business is also in websites so I fully understand. Don’t care either – your site brings so many laughs a day between clients and technology for myself and my designers. We all love The Superficial.
You have truly hit a winning formula.
Hope to get a client soon who can advertise, although we are in South Africa so the rates may be a bit to high.
However, I do visit your site a few times per day to get that all needed laugh.
Jenn ? | July 24, 2007 at 3:30 am
Love the new site :)
Who cares if it’s similar to something else??
It’s still hot ! x
Telly | July 24, 2007 at 4:28 am
It’s ok no one really reads this site anymore anyway. You guys FELL THE FUCK OFF
kate kunt | July 24, 2007 at 5:03 am
Shit gurl/boi, I just wanna see some mo’ crazy celeb shiet. I fuckain loeve this sieet. You have my support.
Heroes | July 24, 2007 at 5:03 am
I LOVE THE SUPERFICIAL DESIGN!
Hayden & Heroes fan site: http://heroes-blog.extra.hu/
woodhorse | July 24, 2007 at 7:01 am
My ex husband blames it on the Mexicans (he’s Hispanic) – I told him the Mexicans don’t want him blaming shit on them but he doesn’t listen to me now any more than when we were married.
Murphy | July 24, 2007 at 8:26 am
Please fix the site soon! Work is way too boring to deal with without you guys!
I just started coming here…but I think it is a really nice design.
my comment | July 24, 2007 at 9:10 am
**BREAKING**
Lindsay Lohan Busted for DUI for Second Time in Less Than a Year
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
BEVERLY HILLS, California — Pop tart Lindsay Lohan was busted for DUI early Tuesday in the second time in less than a year, TMZ is reporting.
The troubled 21-year-old actress’ arrest happened about 2:15 a.m. in Santa Monica, Calif., near Pico Boulevard and Main Street, according to the gossip site.
Lohan had just checked out of rehab earlier this month and a few days later surrendered to police over a drinking-related car crash she had in May.
Bite Me! | July 24, 2007 at 9:43 am
WTF!!! The Lindsay story has been out for over an hour now and still nothing!!
Tricia | July 24, 2007 at 9:55 am
OMG: http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/arts/entertainment-lohan-drunk.html?_r=1&oref=slogin