Now Sinead O’Connor Is Just Making The Difficult Brown Too Difficult

January 13th, 2012 // 29 Comments

“Remember the other day when I said, ‘Barry, difficult me brown!’ and you said, ‘Sinead, you can’t bloody come in here naked smokin’ a wee crack pipe? This is my office!’? What’d ya mean by that?”

What was once a tale of true love triumphing on the wings of butt sex, Sinead O’Connor and Barry Herridge‘s marriage has fallen apart again because apparently my heart’s doomed to be a trapped passenger on their brown roller coaster and it’s difficult voyage. So here’s the crazy explanation from Sinead’s blog because have I mentioned she’s an insane crack addict? She’s an insane crack addict:

Ireland is a very fucked up country. Certain sections of our media are pure evil. These people, along with others caused enormous damage deliberately and maliciously to my innocent flower of a husband, purely because he was with me. And so his association with me became something very bad for his life. And slowly since we were married I became very ill as result of what was done to my husband and i was unable to cope. And became depressed..
The behaviour of one particular paper resulted in very serious damage to my husband and myself personally and consequently made the marriage untenable so that it is now over and I hope the media will kindly leave the poor man alone to get on with his life.
I will never again associate myself romantically with anyone as I could not bear to see these things done again to someone I love.
I have been told by the one paper who tried to destroy my husbands job that it is entirely my fault they did as I don’t just shut up and sing.
Well guys.. I’m gonna be me. And if anyone doesn’t like that they can seek therapy. Because I am wonderful. Exactly as I am. As Bridget Jones would say. And I shall continue being me. If being me means certain Irish media will try to destroy my romantic life.. So be it.. I have ten fingers and a number of toys (not really the toys.. But need them now so maybe u cud all post me some!)

So basically Sinead O’Connor is saying she’s Bridget Jones if Bridget Jones solicited butt plugs online and the Irish newspapers can fuck up as many marriages as they want because she’ll never give up her love of difficult brown blogging and the deep emotions it creates within her b-hole. Wow, I don’t see how she could’ve spelled it out any clearer. Up your arse, Irish media!

Photos: Splash News


  1. This is definitely the strangest way buttsex has derailed a relationship.

  2. Inmate 12236969

    I wouldn’t fuck this bitch with Khloe Kardashian’s dick.

  3. Johnny P!

    To Barry: She ripped apart a picture of the Pope on SNL to make a political/religious statement. She got married 4 times, had a few kids. She became a nun. She got a massive Jesus tattoo on her chest. She posted a singles ad that mentioned her love of “The Difficult Brown”. What the fuck did you think you were getting yourself into?
    To The Irish Press: Why are you so concerned that a famous person from your country is known for being drunk (or a substance abuser), has religious conflicts, and goes about spewing poetry and singing at the top of her lungs whenever the mood takes her? (Oh, right, it’s the butt-sex thing…)
    To Sinead: Shut up and sing.

    • Micky

      Right on, Johnny! Especially the bit about Barry knowing what he was getting into (so to speak…). Did he just come down in the last shower???

  4. Deacon Jones

    “..nothing compares…, nothing compares to… ballon knot”

  5. Dude of Dudes

    How about just shut up.

  6. Mando

    Wow the tabloids in Ireland must be fierce.

  7. EricLr

    I can totally relate. My mother-in-law did the same thing to my first marriage. It’s a very similar situation, except that I didn’t go on a massive crack binge and OD afterwards.

    • Not to minimize your past suffering, but I think once your mother-in-law finds out you’re heavily into anal sex, it’s pretty much gonna be over for your marriage anyway.

    • It’s only really a problem if you’re a guy. Consensual all the damn time or birthday special, not a mother in the world is gonna be ok with you cornholing her little girl.

      OTOH, if your wife isn’t producing grandchildren fast enough for your mom, just wait – you’ll find out just how much she cares.

  8. stevebeagle

    she looks like NY Mayor Ed Koch

  9. it had to be said

    “And slowly since we were married I became very ill”

    How slowly could it have been. She’s been married like 6 hours.

  10. ghost of John Paul II

    Sounds like an exorcism is in order.

  11. cc

    I just hope this doesn’t put other women off of anal sex.

    • Downtown Difficult Brown

      Exactly – we need a new face for butt sex stat. This woman is hijacking the most sacred act of humiliation known to man while numerous worthy candidates remain nameless and faceless.

      • Anon

        Well it’s never had a good ambassador.

        Before Sinead, it was Wilmer Valderrama who only like 17 year old Disney starlets who are about to be ousted by the great and powerful Mouse.

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The tattoo on her back says ‘If you can read this my husband fell off”.

  13. Anon

    I thought there were more famous people in/from Ireland. She is all the tabloids have to focus on there? She hasn’t been revelant in over 20 years.

  14. Evil Dick Tater

    Tune in next week when Sinead e-mails photos of herself in a goatse pose to every world leader…

  15. marvingirly

    The paper in question phoned her husband’s employer to raise questions of his suitability as a drugs councillor in light of his marrying her. Fair enough. Yes, we have other Irish celebrities but the Irish media respects the privacy of those who seek it.

  16. lori

    Oh my God, I’m so tired of the “brown” jokes It wasn’t funny in the beginning and seriously, STILL is not funny. It’s gross and sophomoric. Please move on.

  17. doctor snuggles

    she sees the whole situation different now.
    psst: SHE HAS CONTACT LENZES, folks.

  18. Sinead O'Connor
    Commented on this photo:

    One word for both of them : DISGUSTING

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